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American Christianity with the New Jerusalem Calendar to lead into the future is #1

 
Russell
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American Christianity with the New Jerusalem Calendar to lead into the future is #1
I challenge anyone to show something better

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Aliens are frustrated. They have been defeated

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actually they kind of look like dogs.
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actually they kind of look like dogs.
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LOL, I mean they look like owls.
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actually they kind of look like dogs.
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chuckle
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Re: American Christianity with the New Jerusalem Calendar to lead into the future is #1
Rustle....can you include a 'Bacon Eating Day' or a 'Draw a Cartoon of Mohammed Day'?

That's probably the only way to get the muslim hordes onboard....you know....all get together round a BLT or something..?
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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Ok so we have defeated the chaos of the aliens. Humanity simply unites as one on the New Jerusalem calendar to end the wars and suffering.

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Rustle....can you include a 'Bacon Eating Day' or a 'Draw a Cartoon of Mohammed Day'?

That's probably the only way to get the muslim hordes onboard....you know....all get together round a BLT or something..?
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Jesus says eat whatever you like. Be free.

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White American Protestants used to be God's chosen people. How far we have fallen.
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White American Protestants used to be God's chosen people. How far we have fallen.
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Protestants and Catholics need to unite as one on the New Jerusalem Calendar. We can't have disunity any longer.


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The 1582 AD Gregorian calendar is out of date. We need the New Jerusalem Calendar to go with our raised awareness society

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Russ strikes again! yodatounge
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Rustle...why are you not Pepe Rustle any more?....just plain old country boy Rustle?
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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Looks like someone I know lol
Open your eyes
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Don' forget the perfect companion gift...!
[link to www.jesusdressup.com]

...I gave out a few of their fridge magnet sets last Christmas...LOL
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Rustle...why are you not Pepe Rustle any more?....just plain old country boy Rustle?
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One name of Russell like Jesus and Adam and Moses and Peter and Paul etc



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I feel a strong alliance with Ireland

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I was born in America but have historical roots from Germany, Ireland, England, France and Switzerland

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Well...your calendar certainly is #1 on the list of Alternative Calendars in the 'Alternative Calendar Charts' according to the latest edition of What's What In 2014.
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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when you write checks, how do you date them?
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when you write checks, how do you date them?
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It's the unanswerable question....you may have just destroyed the calendar with that question.

clappa
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Favor ain't fair

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I feel a strong alliance with Ireland

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 Quoting: Russell


If you're confident in defeating the aliens, Im with you :-)



Post a calendar here:-)
dance
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I feel a strong alliance with Ireland

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 Quoting: Russell


If you're confident in defeating the aliens, Im with you :-)



Post a calendar here:-)
dance
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You can't defeat aliens....you have to breed with them then take the alien children hostage for negotiation on your terms.

alien03alien11alien16
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I feel a strong alliance with Ireland

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 Quoting: Russell


If you're confident in defeating the aliens, Im with you :-)



Post a calendar here:-)
dance
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I have learned to trust my Irish friend Vala.
I'm with ya Russ in defeating the aliens. abductlurk
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when you write checks, how do you date them?
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I do my bills on the internet

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If I did write a check I could write Jul 6, 2014 today instead of Jul 22, 2014 and it would be accepted

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If I did write a check I could write Jul 6, 2014 today instead of Jul 22, 2014 and it would be accepted

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hmm...you sure about that?

Write me a 'check' and send it to me, and I'll see if it goes through. Make it substantial, though....I don't want to waste my time on a mere few hundred.

I'll send part of the proceeds to the NJ Calendar Foundation of Matabeleland.
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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I feel a strong alliance with Ireland

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 Quoting: Russell


If you're confident in defeating the aliens, Im with you :-)



Post a calendar here:-)
dance
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:)

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I feel a strong alliance with Ireland

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 Quoting: Russell


If you're confident in defeating the aliens, Im with you :-)



Post a calendar here:-)
dance
 Quoting: Vala


You can't defeat aliens....you have to breed with them then take the alien children hostage for negotiation on your terms.

alien03alien11alien16
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Awww bless.

*pinches your cheeks and smiles*
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Re: American Christianity with the New Jerusalem Calendar to lead into the future is #1
Aliens just need to reach the higher level

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