Im sick of people putting so much emphasis on the size of male genitalia!

I understand your pain as I too, have a very small penis.

Im sick of people not putting much emphasis on the size of male and female intelect!

Too bad I wear a fedora to offset any negative aspects of my small penis! Girls are easy to go steady with! I don't need no big one to get the job done! I'm laughing out loud right now!

A star for every inch. In this case, rounding up to 1 star.

a guy cannot pleasure my pussy by reading it a math book. he can pleasure it though if he has a big fucking dick to fuck it with.

Yea, because life is so hard NOT worrying about some embarrassing bulge in the front of your tight black jeans!

More like I got it made in the shade!

There are women out there who don't mind a small penis just flick their bean and they will be happy.

Also it's not like you can help it. You didn't ask to be born with a small one.

so? nobody asks to be born anyway. poor pieces of shit didn't ask to be born poor pieces of shit but we still have them make our clothes for a couple pennies an hour.

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Im sure no decent guy would go near your skank hole.

You just need a shiny red sports car or a huge 4x4 truck to
compensate for your itsy bitsy teeny tiny weenie.

Lol, You're a guy aren't ya.

I like em small!

It's too bad there isn't a surgery that really works for this yet. I saw something in Korea where they can make it an inch or two longer but that was about it.

me too

once chicks find out you are in the top 5 % in length and width , they won't go the fuck away . Plus going over the house with a fine tooth comb looking for "dropped" accessories , lingerie , jewelry and makeup items . Then making sure no strange hair is on the sheets , that shit is tedious . If the wife finds any of that stuff it is a huge hassle. So far , so good 12 years running )

Yes, but I don't own a sports car or a truck.

Google "jelqing".

Don't worry about it.
Your wife is getting as much strange as you.
Likely even more.

Im sure no decent guy would go near your skank hole.
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typical self hating bitch, must project insecurity on the other gender to feel better as she feel herself not attractive or inadeguate.

Well I'm sick of stinky pussy I want fresh young pussy only. Oh and my girl cannot smoke or eat junk food it'll ruin how she tastes. Fucking McDonalds n shit!!!!!!

Don't want, don't want....

helllloooooo!! helllooooooo! anybody in there? Im just gonna go ahead and strap this 2x4 to my ass...just in case.

Those adulterers are such morans. Dunno why these clowns are even married, only got one phrase to tell them: just get a maid you cheap bastard.

Guys just quit b1tching about your tiny limp weener. Plenty of girls out there will love you for the guy you are, and if some don't then you don't want to be with them anyways. OR you could just develop a fetish for people making fun of your little weenershnitzel. Both of these are excellent possibilities... Now man up and choose one or the other, but no more whining.

actually its a little uncomfortable when chicks check out your package all the time.
hell actually guys do too, i'm straight.
i have to dress around my dick.
weird way count your blessings, mate.

Plenty of women will endure your five minute pump and dump sad sex skills. As long you have a big fat wallet and are hardly ever home , so someone like me can rail that hole. So when you are jet setting doing power deals around the world. I will be sitting in your chair , drinking your top shelf booze , while your trophy wife and trophy mistress are lapping my balls

well i wish i could relate , its sad when you cant hold the telephone while taking a leak ( piss ). i need both hands.

a/c 2009 is right on the money op, watch out that perfect 10 your married to will be pole dancing on his lap.

i hear ya. quick tip for you, i use my guitar stand to take the place of one hand so i can use the phone at the same time.

When I do have sexual intercourse for my first time (thought it would have happened one time when I was in my thirties) I am going to try and give it to her good and fast. I hope I can perform though.

Like what if we progress in our relationship on to ass sex? Will my pathetic disgrace of a member even fit through a ladies butt cheeks?