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Christians, don't worry about Ebola. The rapture is this week.

 
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Christians, don't worry about Ebola. The rapture is this week.
get ready, we will be raptured before Ebola can hurt us. Sorry sinners, you have to stay here. for now.
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Re: Christians, don't worry about Ebola. The rapture is this week.
Read your Bible.....we will be here til we see Jesus. There is no rapture mentioned in there.
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Re: Christians, don't worry about Ebola. The rapture is this week.
Read your Bible.....we will be here til we see Jesus. There is no rapture mentioned in there.
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wrong. nope, not true.
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get ready, we will be raptured before Ebola can hurt us. Sorry sinners, you have to stay here. for now.
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stfu
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08/01/2014 10:09 AM
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Re: Christians, don't worry about Ebola. The rapture is this week.
Yeah "raptured" away by Ebola.
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Re: Christians, don't worry about Ebola. The rapture is this week.
get ready, we will be raptured before Ebola can hurt us. Sorry sinners, you have to stay here. for now.
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lol, won't you be surprised! besides, wouldn't you prime specimens of humanity be immune to ebola any? where's your faith?
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Re: Christians, don't worry about Ebola. The rapture is this week.
Read your Bible.....we will be here til we see Jesus. There is no rapture mentioned in there.
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wrong. nope, not true.
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If he's wrong, show us your scripture for the rapture. Please.




SHOW ME THE SCRIPTURE!!!

"Like a trampled spring and a polluted well is a righteous man who gives way before the wicked" (Proverbs 25-26)

scottfree = the truth shall make you free

"And if ye be Christ's, then are ye Abraham's seed, and heirs according to the promise." Galatians chap 3, verse 29

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sbus
To him that overcometh will I grant to sit with me in my throne, even as I also overcame, and am set down with my Father in his throne. Revelation 3:21

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Saul/Paul, the false Apostle.
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Isaiah 8:20King James Version (KJV)
20 To the law and to the testimony: if they speak not according to this word, it is because there is no light in them.

Proof that the Law of Moses/Eternal Holy Covenant that God made with our ancestors and us is still in effect.
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For thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God: the LORD thy God hath chosen thee to be a special people unto himself, ABOVE ALL PEOPLE THAT ARE UPON THE FACE OF THE EARTH. Deuteronomy 7:6

Is the word of God 'racist'? White chosen Israel is SUPERIOR!!! Deal with it.

The promised blessings and curses of Deuteronomy 28
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Re: Christians, don't worry about Ebola. The rapture is this week.
get ready, we will be raptured before Ebola can hurt us. Sorry sinners, you have to stay here. for now.
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lol, won't you be surprised! besides, wouldn't you prime specimens of humanity be immune to ebola any? where's your faith?
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thank you for reminding me. that's right, Christians are immune. no Ebola will hurt us.
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sbus
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Meanwhile at OP's place:
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Re: Christians, don't worry about Ebola. The rapture is this week.
does this have to do with the 9th of AV op? how do you know the rapture is this week? dont be cryptic. if you are you have no credibility
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08/01/2014 10:27 AM
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Re: Christians, don't worry about Ebola. The rapture is this week.
So Jesus is just going to let all his wise virgins go through the tribulation + Great tribulation, That question is to all those who are adamant that there is no pre-trib.

Those who say there is no pre-trib rapture are lost,lack faith & they know that they are stuck here for the harvest, So don't let their perpetual lies dent your faith.
REV 17 signals the end of US.
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Re: Christians, don't worry about Ebola. The rapture is this week.
Read your Bible.....we will be here til we see Jesus. There is no rapture mentioned in there.
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wrong. nope, not true.
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Sorry! The word "rapture" doesn't occur in the KJV.
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Re: Christians, don't worry about Ebola. The rapture is this week.
So Jesus is just going to let all his wise virgins go through the tribulation + Great tribulation, That question is to all those who are adamant that there is no pre-trib.

Those who say there is no pre-trib rapture are lost,lack faith & they know that they are stuck here for the harvest, So don't let their perpetual lies dent your faith.
 Quoting: Bertolli


just stop it with that bullshit. someones salvation is not dependent on believing in a pre trib rapture. you say they have no faith just because they dont believe in a pre trib rapture? having faith in Jesus is enough. this legalism squabbling and division over doctrine is exactly what Jesus HATED. STOP IT
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Re: Christians, don't worry about Ebola. The rapture is this week.
Read your Bible.....we will be here til we see Jesus. There is no rapture mentioned in there.
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wrong. nope, not true.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61036354
Sorry! The word "rapture" doesn't occur in the KJV.
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just because the word rapture isnt in the bible doesnt mean there isnt one
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Re: Christians, don't worry about Ebola. The rapture is this week.
get ready, we will be raptured before Ebola can hurt us. Sorry sinners, you have to stay here. for now.
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lol, won't you be surprised! besides, wouldn't you prime specimens of humanity be immune to ebola any? where's your faith?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60829182


thank you for reminding me. that's right, Christians are immune. no Ebola will hurt us.
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see, even you can learn from a heathenbanana2
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Re: Christians, don't worry about Ebola. The rapture is this week.
Read your Bible.....we will be here til we see Jesus. There is no rapture mentioned in there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60985178


wrong. nope, not true.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61036354
Sorry! The word "rapture" doesn't occur in the KJV.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60829182


just because the word rapture isnt in the bible doesnt mean there isnt one
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lol
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wrong. nope, not true.
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Sorry! The word "rapture" doesn't occur in the KJV.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60829182


just because the word rapture isnt in the bible doesnt mean there isnt one
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lol
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wasnt meant to be funny but whatever. im glad you found it humorous and i was able to bring some levity into your life today :)
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Re: Christians, don't worry about Ebola. The rapture is this week.
get ready, we will be raptured before Ebola can hurt us. Sorry sinners, you have to stay here. for now.
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I may die from ebola, but you are already brain-dead.
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Re: Christians, don't worry about Ebola. The rapture is this week.
You are wrong. I wish it were true, however.
I believed that lie for twenty years...God revealed to me otherwise...
there was a great thread on here yesterday morning with supporting biblical evidence somebody put up.
Christ is coming- at the end of the Tribulation.
Sorry, I don't know how to transfer threads, but see the post from yesterday by the poster by the name of Pistis Sophia...

then pray about it, seek God out with everything you have....make sure you're living right, too.
God bless!
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Re: Christians, don't worry about Ebola. The rapture is this week.
get ready, we will be raptured before Ebola can hurt us. Sorry sinners, you have to stay here. for now.
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I may die from ebola, but you are already brain-dead.
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anyone who is deprived of the God of Gods in their life, is the perfect description for "brain dead"...
Dead to His love, His affection, the knowledge He gives. If you don't know Him, seek Him; there's NEVER been a better time than now!
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Re: Christians, don't worry about Ebola. The rapture is this week.
get ready, we will be raptured before Ebola can hurt us. Sorry sinners, you have to stay here. for now.
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If you read Bible scripture in it's proper context there is nothing that defines a pre trib rapture!!
The pre trib rapture is BS!!

PS

I am a Christian!!
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get ready, we will be raptured before Ebola can hurt us. Sorry sinners, you have to stay here. for now.
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And then when it doesn't happen, what are you going to do ? Dont you get tired masturbating to your level 10,000 world of warcraft character ?
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Re: Christians, don't worry about Ebola. The rapture is this week.
Read your Bible.....we will be here til we see Jesus. There is no rapture mentioned in there.
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I think you need a new Bible!
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Re: Christians, don't worry about Ebola. The rapture is this week.
Christ is coming- at the end of the Tribulation.
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Finally, someone with a mind. Thank you.
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Re: Christians, don't worry about Ebola. The rapture is this week.
get ready, we will be raptured before Ebola can hurt us. Sorry sinners, you have to stay here. for now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61036354


If you read Bible scripture in it's proper context there is nothing that defines a pre trib rapture!!
The pre trib rapture is BS!!

PS

I am a Christian!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21027811


You need a new Bible too!
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Re: Christians, don't worry about Ebola. The rapture is this week.
Christ is coming- at the end of the Tribulation.
 Quoting: krissyinky


Finally, someone with a mind. Thank you.
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Ya, a mind that needs to work on it's comprehension skills!
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Re: Christians, don't worry about Ebola. The rapture is this week.
I always keep watch on the Feast of Trumpets, which is coming up.

the 1st fall appointment. abduct
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Re: Christians, don't worry about Ebola. The rapture is this week.
You are wrong. I wish it were true, however.
I believed that lie for twenty years...God revealed to me otherwise...
there was a great thread on here yesterday morning with supporting biblical evidence somebody put up.
Christ is coming- at the end of the Tribulation.
Sorry, I don't know how to transfer threads, but see the post from yesterday by the poster by the name of Pistis Sophia...

then pray about it, seek God out with everything you have....make sure you're living right, too.
God bless!
 Quoting: krissyinky


Ummm, that thread and the piss poor attempt at quoting scripture was soooo lame I couldn't even read it. What this individual was referring to had nothing to do with the rapture.

You should have seen that if you've really studied Gods Word.
Question.., Do you have some kind of funny JW Bible?
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Re: Christians, don't worry about Ebola. The rapture is this week.
So Jesus is just going to let all his wise virgins go through the tribulation + Great tribulation, That question is to all those who are adamant that there is no pre-trib.

Those who say there is no pre-trib rapture are lost,lack faith & they know that they are stuck here for the harvest, So don't let their perpetual lies dent your faith.
 Quoting: Bertolli


just stop it with that bullshit. someones salvation is not dependent on believing in a pre trib rapture. you say they have no faith just because they dont believe in a pre trib rapture? having faith in Jesus is enough. this legalism squabbling and division over doctrine is exactly what Jesus HATED. STOP IT
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Believe on the Lord Jesus and you will be saved.
Winter is Coming.
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Re: Christians, don't worry about Ebola. The rapture is this week.
here. take a few minutes outta your busy day and LEARN a little something. just take 15 minutes OK?? OK!!



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