Take a good long look at your comfortable lifestyle. You're about to lose it.

you give me your comfy lifestyle so i can look after it while you hide

uhhhh i don't have a comfortable lifestyle - i have 8 exes

Yeah, makes you feel sorry for the Paris Hilton types ala daddys spoiled little brat..

They will surely go insane.

By back is killing me because I fell out of a helicopter while my uncle jim was a pilot, there is no way I am comfortable.

Man 2.0 can I be your next ex?

If you enjoy and can handle the experience of camping...you'll be just fine. Not saying we're all ending up in tents...but to be inconvenienced can be a fun challenging adventure and certainly not the end of life as we know it.

Just have to watch out for those who will maim and pillage if they can't get their morning Starbucks.

ha ha

What?

"you give me your comfy lifestyle so i can look after it while you hide"

hurry up please

I can't see how the Middle East problem concerns western civilians, other than the cost oil.

sure shadow - be honored ma'am


how did u know i'm always on the lookout for the next ex :)

I live in a rural America. Got a good well (and a spare pump), new septic tank, beaucoup canned goods, woodstove with a woodshed full of wood, a gasoline generator (for the well pump)and hundreds of gallons of gasoline. Got utility electric until it ceases to exist. Best fishing and hunting in the country within a few miles. Got guns and fishin' rods. Howzat about my lifestyle?

shhhhh.
they'll all be at your door.


live simply so that others may simply live.

motto to live by.

"shhhhh.
they'll all be at your door."

I hate to think that's where the guns come in handy.

i'm good as long former inlaws dont come to the door

Comfortable lifestyle? Me?

definition of Insanity, from AA "when we keep doing the same thing expecting different results." You Sir, according to the 12 step program are quite Insane.

No! not my comfy chair

I dragged a giant re-inforced cardboard box halfway up a moutain - close to an overhang and shallow cave. Its off a rarely used fire road. Everytime I pass by there, I load food and survival gear inside.
Buried water and Spam all over the place. I like hot Spam right outta the can spread on saltines.

Nice view too.

tis old school respect shadow

And here I am, suffering through nicotine detox for nothing.

someone give me a damn smoke and get this thing over with already.

Too late! I'm your 9th ex and I never cost you a dime. Sometimes you're the bug, sometimes you're the windshield. Tonight you're not the bug.

I cannot wait to not pay my mortgage and default on all my debt! Horray I will be as happy as a little girl

nope, guns are for hunting game.

Yeah, I ain't plannin' on uncorking a gun on another human unless I got no choice: them or me.