Prez speech drinking game

Is he late? Was it supposed to start at 9 eastern? Do they just not give times anymore so he can't be late?

you broke the inernet

It's not 9 yet and he's never on time.

CSPAN should have it [link to www.c-span.org]

That's still 30 minutes then! (or 45 or 50.)

Aha! Thank you!

Must get prepared.

:laheyfucked:

oh an hour. Why 9:01? Why not 9 or 9:11

If he starts by saying "My fellow Africans" you have to drink an entire bottle of Robitussin.

You owe me a new keyboard for causing me to spew beer all over mine when I read this! I have tried to watch this dope and the dope before him and the dope before him and I simply CANNOT. They spew out canned crap, catch phrases, clichés and bullshit in quantities that would kill the average sailor on contact! It is a disgrace. The gums flap, the sounds come out, there are NO words, NO sentences, NO sense whatsoever, EVER! Do us a favor elected assholes, when you want to talk publically, find a latrine, kneel down before it, and talk your sorry ass off, everything else is an insult to humanity!

Less than 20 minutes from now.....can't believe I'll be watching. I've had a problem watching/listening to him in the past....I usually don't, but I've had two drinks already. Perhaps I'll be able to tolerate him tonight?

Last Edited by nutmeg on 09/10/2014 08:47 PM

You stinking bastard! Now I have to call 911 because I just sucked an entire mouthful of beer into my lungs upon reading this post!

He gonna start yappin at 9:11 .

:sellers26:

Aaaaaannnnndddd he's late! lol

Haven't past prez always usually spoken from the oval office?

Well hell 9:01

His speech started on time FINISH YOUR BOTTLE!!!

Each time he says "safer" Drink !

What a friggin joke he is

ISIL IS NOT ISLAMIC?!

Holy crap, his ears are growin !
Like Pinocchios nose.

I know.....WTF

And why does everyone call them "ISIS" but him?

DRINK!

Major brain fart over that one. That deserves a few shots!

Yea, their ex blackwater.

DRINK

A broad coalition to rollback ISIL


good luck with that asshat