And noe for a laugh.. garage door opener makes man's penis erect every time same frequency as implant

Park & rise willy implant

A MAN who had a willy implant to cure impotence is rising to the occasion — whenever his neighbour opens his garage doors.

The remote control is on the same frequency as the electronic device in his groin.

The sufferer told a BBC Radio Merseyside phone-in it was causing endless embarrassment — but doctors cannot stop it because the implant op was done in Turkey.

He said: “Every time my neighbours park their 4x4 I get an erection. It’s embarrassing.”

When DJ Roger Phillips asked if he had seen a doctor he replied: “I had it done in Turkey, using equipment not known in this country.

“Every time his car pulls in, I can’t leave the house. It’s not funny.”