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My prediction is that the rapture will happen on September 25/26 2014.

 
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My prediction is that the rapture will happen on September 25/26 2014.
On September 25 2014 millions of people will vanish they will leave there stuff behind and the rest of people will stay behind and face 7 year Tribulation like earthquakes floods hurricanes asteroids comets world war 3 drought and many more. we will see what happens on that date.
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My prediction is you will fail september 25/26
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My prediction is you will fail september 25/26
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You beat me to it.
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My prediction is you will fail september 25/26
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Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP.

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Re: My prediction is that the rapture will happen on September 25/26 2014.
The only rapture that is going to happen is you rapturing your soul from your flesh body. Do you have any idea where the RAPTURE came from. It came from the Jesuits. You know those kabalistic pagans that are masquerading as Christians. The churches of man have been hijacked and are setting its followers to be deceived.
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It like every rapture prediction that fails..There's one ready and willing to take its place immediately by an anonymous coward..

Don't give up Relitards... your magical unicorn riding God will save you and all you lying will be forgiven!
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:eow:
Genesis-Acts,Hebrews-Revelation to the Jews
Romans-Philemon to the Church
Mid-Acts Pauline Dispensational Right Division
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Bloody stupid rapture tards.
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It happened 2 yrs ago.
You missed the boat
ehm....ship
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sept 24-26



[link to www.youtube.com]
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If you're looking to excape, you've missed the point and may not qualify - just a heads up

hf
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Re: My prediction is that the rapture will happen on September 25/26 2014.

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I don't think it will happen but have you all seen the trailer Left Behind Movie the one with nick Cage?
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Re: My prediction is that the rapture will happen on September 25/26 2014.
On September 25 2014 millions of people will vanish they will leave there stuff behind and the rest of people will stay behind and face 7 year Tribulation like earthquakes floods hurricanes asteroids comets world war 3 drought and many more. we will see what happens on that date.
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Rapture is an elation state of the mind. It has nothing to do with being removed off the planet. that's an ignorant notion lacking all understanding of spiritual matters over substances.

In fact your whole assumption of the events is wrong. they are already taking place.
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My prediction is that your mom will never let you out of her basement.
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Nope.
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This Rapture thing sounds *perfect* for me, because I'm a selfish yellow bitch eager to bail out on the rest of mankind while they allegedly undergo a contrived hell-on-earth concocted by high-profile hirelings!

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applause2broccolicheer

Me too opie- if not this Year, next for sure!banana2
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applause2broccolicheer

Me too opie- if not this Year, next for sure!banana2
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This^^^ is me
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Ascension is due on 27th of SEPTEMBER, 2015 ACCORDING TO MATT KAHN. He is expensive though, for a spiritual session.hiding
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Rapture Passages-

Isaiah 26

19 Thy dead men shall live, together with my dead body shall they arise. Awake and sing, ye that dwell in dust: for thy dew is as the dew of herbs, and the earth shall cast out the dead.

20 Come, my people, enter thou into thy chambers, and shut thy doors about thee: hide thyself as it were for a little moment, until the indignation be overpast.

21 For, behold, the Lord cometh out of his place to punish the inhabitants of the earth for their iniquity: the earth also shall disclose her blood, and shall no more cover her slain.

Revelation 3

10 Because thou hast kept the word of my patience, I also will keep thee from the hour of temptation, which shall come upon all the world, to try them that dwell upon the earth.

First Thessalonians 4

14 For if we believe that Jesus died and rose again, even so them also which sleep in Jesus will God bring with him.

15 For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep.

16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:

17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

18 Wherefore comfort one another with these words.

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OP - mention the rapture on this forum and you're gonna take a lot of heat- there are a lot of haters and scoffers on here. But hang in there and take your lumps for now, there is a good chance you might be right in a few days- but if not keep looking up, it can't be much longer.
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No Man Knoweth The Day Nor The Hour.

Do not come here, or anywhere for that matter and try to give dates for certain events.
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OP - mention the rapture on this forum and you're gonna take a lot of heat- there are a lot of haters and scoffers on here. But hang in there and take your lumps for now, there is a good chance you might be right in a few days- but if not keep looking up, it can't be much longer.
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Lemme ask a logical question, if I may: what sense does it make, if those who qualify will receive the resurrected/light body of Christ, to be wisked away to neverland right when they'd be perfectly suited to remedy the alleged ordeals of tribulation, and set things right, issuing impartial justice and even Mercy? There'd essentially be hundreds of Jesuses ("Sons of God", Romans 8) roaming the earth, such that eventually "every eye would see Him".
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On September 25 2014 millions of people will vanish they will leave there stuff behind and the rest of people will stay behind and face 7 year Tribulation like earthquakes floods hurricanes asteroids comets world war 3 drought and many more. we will see what happens on that date.
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Rapture is an elation state of the mind. It has nothing to do with being removed off the planet. that's an ignorant notion lacking all understanding of spiritual matters over substances.

In fact your whole assumption of the events is wrong. they are already taking place.
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Think about it OP, really really dig deep.

But everyone is wrong when it comes to this.

Everyone.

Every man is a liar only God is incorruptible and of truth.

If you think about Noah in the ark with his sons and their wives, you see they were saved from the flood.

A time is coming where a great falling away will happen, where the "flood" will come and sweep many so called Christians and the rest of the world into total deception, that is the flood that is coming that is the falling away that is going to occur. No I am not saying the rapture is the falling away there are two different events. ( Also many who are waiting on a rapture, who do not see it will fall away also believing the Lie )

And those who are filled with the holy spirit, those who have Jesus Christ as their savior, those who are grounded in the word, will not waver. Will not fall away.

Then there is another place in the bible, when the Jews were slaves in Egypt and God told them to put the blood of the lamb above their door steps/door posts and the angel of death would pass over them not harming them as the Egyptians were plagued and killed.

That is another representation of how Jesus Christ was and is the sacrificial lamb for us all. His blood was spilled for us, so that we may also escape the wrath that this world will undergo.

What you need to know is that it doesn't matter if or when you are removed from the earth. What matters is that you stay grounded and rooted in the word of God knowing that you are protected by the blood of Jesus from anything coming upon the whole earth. You , as Jesus told us, would be a light unto all of the earth.

If we were to be gone right this minute where would the light go?

We aren't in the great tribulation yet.

What we are seeing right now are the lesser woes, to bring many back to the foot of the cross.

It's not the end yet. There is still time.
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Date setting is stupid . He's coming back that's what we know
Live everyday like its ur last , because even if the rapture does not come you could pass on ..
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as in the days of noah were so to shall the coming of the son of man be. when the wicked were taken from off of the earth.

two in the field one taken the other left..


which part of Jesus's words do you not understand...


the meek shall inherit the earth...


there is no rapture only the wicked being taken....

Just like in the days of Noah!

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We have a new GLP term, Rapturetard!
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If you think about Noah in the ark with his sons and their wives, you see they were saved from the flood.
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And what's fascinating is that by its dimensions given, the ark was coffin-shaped. That's some pretty hefty symbolism. Life through death - "he who loves not his life will find it", etc.
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"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."
George Orwell
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Re: My prediction is that the rapture will happen on September 25/26 2014.
If you think about Noah in the ark with his sons and their wives, you see they were saved from the flood.
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And what's fascinating is that by its dimensions given, the ark was coffin-shaped. That's some pretty hefty symbolism. Life through death - "he who loves not his life will find it", etc.
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Genesis says that Noah and 8 souls were saved by water..

that is the only symbolism there..


what was death to everybody else saved Noah and his family: "WATER"

Just like the water baptism does now save us but is death to everybody else!