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Between now and tomorrow or until next week, even if the RAPTURE does not happen, it's time to hold your breath.

 
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Between now and tomorrow or until next week, even if the RAPTURE does not happen, it's time to hold your breath.
Look what's happening in the world!
Prophetic fulfillment is literally flying off the pages of the Bible as I type this.

The Lord's coming can't be much longer.
Be in Faith and Look UP!

In Jesus Christ!
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Amen!
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Re: Between now and tomorrow or until next week, even if the RAPTURE does not happen, it's time to hold your breath.
which part of Jesus's own words do you not understand.

As in the days of noah were so to shall the coming of the son

of man be! WHEN THE WICKED WERE TAKEN FROM OFF OF THE EARTH.


HOW MUCH CLEARER CAN YOU GET..

THERE IS NO RAPTURE..

TWO IN THE FIELD ONE SHALL BE TAKEN THE OTHER LEFT..

THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH..

THERE IS NO RAPTURE... ONLY THE WICKED BEING TAKEN..
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Re: Between now and tomorrow or until next week, even if the RAPTURE does not happen, it's time to hold your breath.
Look what's happening in the world!
Prophetic fulfillment is literally flying off the pages of the Bible as I type this.

The Lord's coming can't be much longer.
Be in Faith and Look UP!

In Jesus Christ!
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Please Christians keep holding your breath...seriously do it...it works great with duck tape...keep doing it until you see the light
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Lets see if you can hold the breath for years.
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Re: Between now and tomorrow or until next week, even if the RAPTURE does not happen, it's time to hold your breath.
Look what's happening in the world!
Prophetic fulfillment is literally flying off the pages of the Bible as I type this.

The Lord's coming can't be much longer.
Be in Faith and Look UP!

In Jesus Christ!
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Please Christians keep holding your breath...seriously do it...it works great with duck tape...keep doing it until you see the light
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Haha!


Crapture bullshit again..


meds
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Look what's happening in the world!
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People have been saying this for as long as there have been people.

I understand you're excited about finally meeting Jesus, but if we're really wanting to do this by the book, there's a maturity we should be seeking that brings us to where we're more interested in being part of the solution than we are about flying away.
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Re: Between now and tomorrow or until next week, even if the RAPTURE does not happen, it's time to hold your breath.
RUPTURE is one of the most imbecilic concept invented by sick, twisted minds of Archons infested freaks. Beats even Big Bang and Darwinism.
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Re: Between now and tomorrow or until next week, even if the RAPTURE does not happen, it's time to hold your breath.
The Lord will deliver you into my hands.

I and those who are in the Church will have this last laugh.

Though we won't be laughing because or at you, but because we will be rejoicing in eternity forever.

Thy Kingdome Come, Oh Lord!
Thy WILL Be Done!

In Jesus Christ.
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The Lord will deliver you into my hands.

I and those who are in the Church will have this last laugh.

Though we won't be laughing because or at you, but because we will be rejoicing in eternity forever.

Thy Kingdome Come, Oh Lord!
Thy WILL Be Done!

In Jesus Christ.
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That's great, but God's really looking for someone *useful* - the reason we're called to be "conformed to the image of Christ" is not so we can flit around Neverland

cheers
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Funny how even the talk of anything Christian ushers in just the best of what humanity has to offer----just can't help yourselves---must poke fun at what you don't understand---well while God may have forgiveness, I don't--so---






granny
His judgement cometh and that right soon
It's Satan's time--beware the Luciferians--their goal is elimination of all except followers of Satan
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Re: Between now and tomorrow or until next week, even if the RAPTURE does not happen, it's time to hold your breath.
Prophecy. (new definition) The pathetic, generalized ramblings of people stating the obvious.
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Re: Between now and tomorrow or until next week, even if the RAPTURE does not happen, it's time to hold your breath.
The 4 horsemen of the seals are about to be let loose.
The heralds which free them from their prison has been sent out and only wait on the Word of the Lord.

For then the end has come, that great and terrible day,
THE DAY OF THE LORD!

In Jesus Christ.
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Funny how even the talk of anything Christian ushers in just the best of what humanity has to offer----just can't help yourselves---must poke fun at what you don't understand---well while God may have forgiveness, I don't--so---

granny
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I'll second that....chuckle

granny
When Satan reminds you of your past, remind him of his future!!
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Re: Between now and tomorrow or until next week, even if the RAPTURE does not happen, it's time to hold your breath.
um, its a SCRIPT.

ever been in a school PLAY? - remember the SCRIPT? do "do what the script says"

prophetic isn't it?

hint: SCRIPTure


so me changing the SPELL a little causes you to totally miss this FACT huh? - magical isn't it...

letters = sigils (magic symbols) = words = SPELLS
(no, really)

put e spells in a book (spell book)

magic can be called a "prediction" also, "cast a spell on a fool, the fool WILL DO as the SPELL COMMANDS him to"


in programming, we call "scripts" PROGRAMS ie: what we decide will happen, the way we decide it will happen (yes a programmer would be a SCRIBE in this case)


neat huh?


have blind faith though, you will feel better inside, and that is all that matters, right?
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Did you deleted that funny reply also ? Without giving some doekoe ?
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Re: Between now and tomorrow or until next week, even if the RAPTURE does not happen, it's time to hold your breath.
Eternity, how I have dreamed of you.
Days that are not numbered,
Lives that are not cut short.
Life to the fullest,
Everlasting and forever.

On that day I will be remade.
My body and soul re-forged!
The Lord that spoke me into being,
Will speak unto me yet again.
The Lord will grant me peace,
And a life of great longevity without end.

I will dwell in the house of my God.
I will dwell in the house of my Love.
I will see beyond any has ever seen.
I will witness beyond what any have witnessed.
I will be as ancient as the Ancient of Days,
Whom I shall revere and worship,
All my eternal life.

Blessed is He who is found in the Lord.
Blessed is His house and all that dwell in it.
For your days are not numbered
And eternity has come into your heart.

In Jesus Christ!
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Re: Between now and tomorrow or until next week, even if the RAPTURE does not happen, it's time to hold your breath.
Look what's happening in the world!
Prophetic fulfillment is literally flying off the pages of the Bible as I type this.

The Lord's coming can't be much longer.
Be in Faith and Look UP!

In Jesus Christ!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4627571


Will he have wings or will he be coming down in some kind of spaceship?
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you cast spells very eloquently! beautiful cast!
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Re: Between now and tomorrow or until next week, even if the RAPTURE does not happen, it's time to hold your breath.
Don't be overly concern when it comes.

Regardless if it comes in your lifetime or after you die

You will still face judgement

Therefore focus on preparing to face judgement, until your very last breath.

1) Accept Jesus

2) Then do your best to follow Jesus teachings, by being kind and helpful to as many as possible, an as often as possible.
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It's been over 30min OP how are you still alive?
"Death is a stripping away of all that is not you. The secret of life is to "die before you die" - and find that there is no death."

~ Eckhart Tolle
Eggcellent
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Re: Between now and tomorrow or until next week, even if the RAPTURE does not happen, it's time to hold your breath.
Look what's happening in the world!
Prophetic fulfillment is literally flying off the pages of the Bible as I type this.

The Lord's coming can't be much longer.
Be in Faith and Look UP!

In Jesus Christ!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4627571


Will he have wings or will he be coming down in some kind of spaceship?
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"What need has God for a space ship?" ---James T. Kirk
"I have come to the conclusion that all news should be treated like 9/11, assume it is a psyop with actors participating in a staged event complete with props, until proven otherwise, in which case assume whatever is being recorded, reported, televised, is distortions/lying by omission/outright lies, until proven otherwise." - Anonymous, 4-13-12
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The Best time Ever , what a awesome time to be in!
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The Best time Ever , what a awesome time to be in!
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Yep the destruction of Humanity is the best time ever... Please do what the OP suggested and hold your breath ur book god commands it...
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"Death is a stripping away of all that is not you. The secret of life is to "die before you die" - and find that there is no death."

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Re: Between now and tomorrow or until next week, even if the RAPTURE does not happen, it's time to hold your breath.
which part of Jesus's own words do you not understand.

As in the days of noah were so to shall the coming of the son

of man be! WHEN THE WICKED WERE TAKEN FROM OFF OF THE EARTH.


HOW MUCH CLEARER CAN YOU GET..

THERE IS NO RAPTURE..

TWO IN THE FIELD ONE SHALL BE TAKEN THE OTHER LEFT..

THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH..

THERE IS NO RAPTURE... ONLY THE WICKED BEING TAKEN..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63065232


Get a context clue dumbass!
You're going to argue that the one sentence above, taken out of context and applied to other situations, overrules all that is revealed in 1st Thes. 4:13-18???
Next you'll be telling us something brilliant like "the word rapture isn't even in the bible."

Matthew 24:36-44 It's giving examples; Noahs time, Lot (in Luke), etc., of how unexpectedly it will come upon them. The good were taken away from the flood/judgement in the Ark; Lot, et al were removed from Sodom and judgement rained down upon it. Its about being taken away from the judgement/tribulation, and if the whole world is about to enter the tribulation then...the good will be taken out of the world.


36 “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son,[f] but only the Father. 37 As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. 38 For in the days before the flood, people were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, up to the day Noah entered the ark; 39 and they knew nothing about what would happen until the flood came and took them all away. That is how it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. 40 Two men will be in the field; one will be taken and the other left. 41 Two women will be grinding with a hand mill; one will be taken and the other left.

42 “Therefore keep watch, because you do not know on what day your Lord will come. 43 But understand this: If the owner of the house had known at what time of night the thief was coming, he would have kept watch and would not have let his house be broken into. 44 So you also must be ready, because the Son of Man will come at an hour when you do not expect him.
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didn't Jesus say that He was coming back "immediately after the tribulation"? therefore, rapture would be immediately after the tribulation wouldn't it?

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The Lord will deliver you into my hands.

I and those who are in the Church will have this last laugh.

Though we won't be laughing because or at you, but because we will be rejoicing in eternity forever.

Thy Kingdome Come, Oh Lord!
Thy WILL Be Done!

In Jesus Christ.
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continue

Your will be done on earth!

We are destined to reign with Christ on earth! Read your bible, stop listening to the new age preachers.
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Re: Between now and tomorrow or until next week, even if the RAPTURE does not happen, it's time to hold your breath.
which part of Jesus's own words do you not understand.

As in the days of noah were so to shall the coming of the son

of man be! WHEN THE WICKED WERE TAKEN FROM OFF OF THE EARTH.


HOW MUCH CLEARER CAN YOU GET..

THERE IS NO RAPTURE..

TWO IN THE FIELD ONE SHALL BE TAKEN THE OTHER LEFT..

THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH..

THERE IS NO RAPTURE... ONLY THE WICKED BEING TAKEN..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63065232


Get a context clue dumbass!
You're going to argue that the one sentence above, taken out of context and applied to other situations, overrules all that is revealed in 1st Thes. 4:13-18???
Next you'll be telling us something brilliant like "the word rapture isn't even in the bible."

Matthew 24:36-44 It's giving examples; Noahs time, Lot (in Luke), etc., of how unexpectedly it will come upon them. The good were taken away from the flood/judgement in the Ark; Lot, et al were removed from Sodom and judgement rained down upon it. Its about being taken away from the judgement/tribulation, and if the whole world is about to enter the tribulation then...the good will be taken out of the world.


36 “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son,[f] but only the Father. 37 As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. 38 For in the days before the flood, people were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, up to the day Noah entered the ark; 39 and they knew nothing about what would happen until the flood came and took them all away. That is how it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. 40 Two men will be in the field; one will be taken and the other left. 41 Two women will be grinding with a hand mill; one will be taken and the other left.

42 “Therefore keep watch, because you do not know on what day your Lord will come. 43 But understand this: If the owner of the house had known at what time of night the thief was coming, he would have kept watch and would not have let his house be broken into. 44 So you also must be ready, because the Son of Man will come at an hour when you do not expect him.
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Oh the irony!!

You forgot to include this...

9 Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:

30 And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.

31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.

and this refute this please...


The Parable of the Wheat and the Tares. Read below and you will see in plain language they will be harvested together when the reapers "Angels" gather them together. This is consistent with Matthew 24, immediately AFTER the tribulation. Please dont twist the words, just read what it says and get yourselves ready to be here for the tribulation.

24 Another parable He put forth to them, saying: “The kingdom of heaven is like a man who sowed good seed in his field; 25 but while men slept, his enemy came and sowed tares among the wheat and went his way. 26 But when the grain had sprouted and produced a crop, then the tares also appeared. 27 So the servants of the owner came and said to him, ‘Sir, did you not sow good seed in your field? How then does it have tares?’ 28 He said to them, ‘An enemy has done this.’ The servants said to him, ‘Do you want us then to go and gather them up?’ 29 But he said, ‘No, lest while you gather up the tares you also uproot the wheat with them. 30 Let both grow together until the harvest, and at the time of harvest I will say to the reapers, “First gather together the tares and bind them in bundles to burn them, but gather the wheat into my barn.”’”

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Re: Between now and tomorrow or until next week, even if the RAPTURE does not happen, it's time to hold your breath.
didn't Jesus say that He was coming back "immediately after the tribulation"? therefore, rapture would be immediately after the tribulation wouldn't it?

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Yes they want to twist the scripture and change the bible to fit there doctrine.
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Re: Between now and tomorrow or until next week, even if the RAPTURE does not happen, it's time to hold your breath.
Look what's happening in the world!
Prophetic fulfillment is literally flying off the pages of the Bible as I type this.

The Lord's coming can't be much longer.
Be in Faith and Look UP!

In Jesus Christ!
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Lord's coming is a doing of a man, not Lord. Man wrote the book..and is following the script. That Lord of yours, or even real Great Unknowable Spirit, has fuck all to do with it.

Man even invented resurrecting Jesus and virgin birth...as if real words/ teachings of real Jesus wasn't enough for him. And more stupid man sucked it all up like an idiot he is. And is now waiting for, you won't believe this, a fucking RAPTURE, lol.