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My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25

 
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09/25/2014 08:58 PM
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My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25
Ouch, painful.

Bent over and probably dehydrated.

But at 25? Is this normal?
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09/25/2014 09:00 PM
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Re: My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25
she's quite a lady
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09/25/2014 09:02 PM
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Re: My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25
:milk guy:
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09/25/2014 09:02 PM
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Re: My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25
You couldn't give your own damn self an enema?!!??!?!!!?!!?!?!?!1


BRO.


Just.


Expect her to leave you, seriously. That's pathetic.


Next time put a towel on the floor, get a fucking mirror, and DO IT YOURSELF.
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Re: My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25
she's quite a lady
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yep she is a keeper for sure.
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09/25/2014 09:03 PM
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Re: My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25
:oktogo:
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Re: My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25
:milk guy:
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1rof1

perfect
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09/25/2014 09:04 PM
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Re: My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25
It's really no big deal OP! People pay plenty of money for colonics everyday. Where a practitioner cleans you out for about an hour!

It's all good, just do something nice for your wife to show your appreciation!

Cheers!

hf
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Re: My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25
It's really no big deal OP! People pay plenty of money for colonics everyday. Where a practitioner cleans you out for about an hour!

It's all good, just do something nice for your wife to show your appreciation!

Cheers!

hf
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yeah eat her out
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09/25/2014 09:05 PM
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Re: My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25
Bent over? Did she tell you to touch your toes when she did it? Did she at least put some lube on the nozzle for you?
When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold?
No, it's just going to stink more.
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Re: My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25
:oktogo:
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:sbmsbm:
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09/25/2014 09:06 PM
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Re: My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25
Did you stand in the corner wearing her panties afterwards.
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09/25/2014 09:07 PM
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Re: My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25
Hint

It wasn't an enema

and that wasn't your wife
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09/25/2014 09:09 PM
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Re: My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25
My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25
Ouch, painful.
Bent over and probably dehydrated.
But at 25? Is this normal?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63276655


tghahadoom
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Re: My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25
Ouch, painful.

Bent over and probably dehydrated.

But at 25? Is this normal?
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Re: My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25
eekalert
We are a REPUBLIC.If we can keep it MORAN!
A pissed off American Veteran!
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Re: My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25
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Re: My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25
I guess one could say you're not full of shit! s226
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09/25/2014 09:12 PM
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Re: My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25
hopefully she was wearing protection
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Re: My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25
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09/25/2014 09:13 PM
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Re: My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25
Almost normal these days but NOT the way it used to be, or should be.

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09/25/2014 09:14 PM
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Re: My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25
The next step is a cock cage. You will soon be wearing frilly panties and eating another mans sauce out of her box.
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09/25/2014 09:16 PM
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Re: My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25
No, it's not normal. Too much meat, not enough fiber. Either that, or you're on pain meds.
'Stop it' would be good advice for either situation.
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Re: My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25
That's what you get for eating GMO food. Just wait till yer 40 and have cancer!!!!!!!
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09/25/2014 09:18 PM
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Re: My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25
You know what, when people Love each other they would do anything to help each other out of pain. She Loves you.
Human beings - are gross when they are ill, lets face it body secretions of any kind or form are disgusting - but when you are hurting pride goes right out the door. Lot worse then an enema went on when I gave birth. Hubby stood by for it all. It was his one true shining moment. He was the only one willing to really help move my useless body when they had to put in an epidural. The medical people were making it so much worse! He got in there and hauled me over, thank god. So I get this, she stepped up to the plate.

I hope you are feeling better op. Stay hydrated. Extra Virgin coconut oil, and more fiber. You didn't mention if you are taking medications or supplements that could have bound you up. Its something to consider if that's the case.
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09/25/2014 09:19 PM
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Re: My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25
You're 25 and you can't do that for yourself?
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09/25/2014 09:19 PM
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Re: My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25
Fuck dude what the fuck did you eat, did you get worms ? There is shit out there that will make you shit your brains out available at CVS or Walgreens, its called magnesium citrate.
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09/25/2014 09:20 PM
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Re: My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25
:gaythread2:
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09/25/2014 09:21 PM
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Re: My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25
You dumb shits.

So this is what it takes to get responses to a thread.

My own little Beta test.

Ridiculous.

Get a life.

All of you.

At least you're INB4.

Now go back to your bullshit.
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09/25/2014 09:22 PM
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Re: My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25
It turns her on to stick something in your butt and that's the only way she could get you to go along with it.
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09/25/2014 09:22 PM
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Re: My wife had to give me an enema and I'm only 25
You dumb shits.

So this is what it takes to get responses to a thread.

My own little Beta test.

Ridiculous.

Get a life.

All of you.

At least you're INB4.

Now go back to your bullshit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63276655


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