How to decide if you should get married ....... written by kids...

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
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> (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
> like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should
> keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10
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> (2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
> marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
> who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10
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> WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
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> (1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER
> by then. -- Camille, age 10
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> (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
> married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
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> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
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> (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling
> at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8
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> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
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> (1) Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8
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> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
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> (1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
> know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long
> enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a
> treasure)
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> (2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually

> gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10
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> WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
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> (1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
> newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
> -- Craig, age 9
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> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
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> ( 1 ) When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7
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> (2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
> with that - - Curt, age 7
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> (3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
> marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. --
> Howard, age 8
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> IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
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> (1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing.
> I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all
> grossed out. -- Theodore, age 8
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> (2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
> someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
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> HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
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> (1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? --
> Kelvin, age 8
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> And the #1 Favorite is........
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> HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
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> (1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a
> truck. -- Ricky, age 10