When SHTF All You Will Need Is Your EBT Card! (And Some $300 Sneakers)

Think I'm full of shit? Well, think again.

I speculate that when truly SHTF that the assholes in Washington will be so desperate to BUY OUR SUPPORT that they will be handing out... Not just $2000 pre-loaded credit cards like they did after hurricane Katrina... But pre-loaded cards with like $10000, $20000, hell, even $50000!

They can only play this smug Washington adversary to the world for so long before the Russians and Chinese smack them down so fucking hard, they will be throwing money around like fucking crazy. Trying to buy back our support in desperation.

Mark my words...

You won't see any of the crooked ass bastards behaving anything like they do now... And that goes for the prestitute supporters as well.

Also, all you naysayers know I'm right about Katrina... Those $2000 credit cards chilled everyone out real fucking quick.

In fact, that pre-loaded credit card is such a good idea, way better than a tax cut that I think the next Republican candidate should propose doing it to help the nation recover from the Obama economic disaster.