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Texans vs Cowboys: Who's going to the EBOLA BOWL in Texas this weekend?

 
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Texans vs Cowboys: Who's going to the EBOLA BOWL in Texas this weekend?
So "80-100ish" Texans are under watch for ebola right now.

It is 72 HOURS untill the Texans/Cowboys game in Arlington Tx.

Ebola spreads roughly at to 5 people per hour.

Math Question:
Assuming this rate of infection is true,
how many Texans will have Ebola by Sunday's football game?

ps: and are you still going?

pps: bonus points if you use common core math.
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Re: Texans vs Cowboys: Who's going to the EBOLA BOWL in Texas this weekend?
xxxcite
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Re: Texans vs Cowboys: Who's going to the EBOLA BOWL in Texas this weekend?
Bueller, Bueller, ......Bueller......

anyone?

i'm really bad at math and i want to know.....
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Re: Texans vs Cowboys: Who's going to the EBOLA BOWL in Texas this weekend?
OMG...... ebola bowl LMAO......
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Re: Texans vs Cowboys: Who's going to the EBOLA BOWL in Texas this weekend?
Cowboys of course!
I've made a huge mistake
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Re: Texans vs Cowboys: Who's going to the EBOLA BOWL in Texas this weekend?
Hell nah.

I wonder how many tards are going to head to the OU-Texas football game on October 11th and take Ebola back up to Oklahoma with them?

All it takes is one mutation and this virus will start jumping from person to person and catching rides on wind currents.
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Re: Texans vs Cowboys: Who's going to the EBOLA BOWL in Texas this weekend?
Hell nah.

I wonder how many tards are going to head to the OU-Texas football game on October 11th and take Ebola back up to Oklahoma with them?

All it takes is one mutation and this virus will start jumping from person to person and catching rides on wind currents.
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I'm actually going to that game. Traveling from NJ. If you think for one second I have fears of contracting Ebola because 1000 tards on GLP suddenly think it's a pandemic because one person (inbound from Africa) out of billions has it in our country, you got another thing coming. GO SOONERS!
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Ebowla.........The game with no winners.
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Re: Texans vs Cowboys: Who's going to the EBOLA BOWL in Texas this weekend?
Hell nah.

I wonder how many tards are going to head to the OU-Texas football game on October 11th and take Ebola back up to Oklahoma with them?

All it takes is one mutation and this virus will start jumping from person to person and catching rides on wind currents.
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I'm actually going to that game. Traveling from NJ. If you think for one second I have fears of contracting Ebola because 1000 tards on GLP suddenly think it's a pandemic because one person (inbound from Africa) out of billions has it in our country, you got another thing coming. GO SOONERS!
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What you really should worry about is D-68 but hey it sounds like you have it all figured out.

And yes, GO SOONERS (fuck Texas).
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Re: Texans vs Cowboys: Who's going to the EBOLA BOWL in Texas this weekend?
Hell nah.

I wonder how many tards are going to head to the OU-Texas football game on October 11th and take Ebola back up to Oklahoma with them?

All it takes is one mutation and this virus will start jumping from person to person and catching rides on wind currents.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58725172


I'm actually going to that game. Traveling from NJ. If you think for one second I have fears of contracting Ebola because 1000 tards on GLP suddenly think it's a pandemic because one person (inbound from Africa) out of billions has it in our country, you got another thing coming. GO SOONERS!
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What you really should worry about is D-68 but hey it sounds like you have it all figured out.

And yes, GO SOONERS (fuck Texas).
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Horns down.

And I'll make sure I wash my hands and wear a mask.
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Re: Texans vs Cowboys: Who's going to the EBOLA BOWL in Texas this weekend?
Because the symptoms don't show up right away, this Sunday won't look so bad. Maybe one person per section at the most infecting the other season ticket holders.

But by next Sunday or the Sunday after, it'll be zombie time! Half the attendees will be naked from the waist down because if the NFL dies, that's the official date of death for America. It'll be called "Blow Out" Sunday.

There is no better indicator of the nation's economic health than the NFL. If the NFL shuts down, so will everything else.

So the economy will be going into the toilet figuratively and literally.

Last Edited by Booger Cancer on 10/02/2014 02:18 PM
Yes, I did cure my Stage 4 cancer in two weeks when I was 48. I also reversed my chronic kidney disease (glomerulonephritis) when I was 25. In neither case were any medical treatments involved.
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Re: Texans vs Cowboys: Who's going to the EBOLA BOWL in Texas this weekend?
Because the symptoms don't show up right away, this Sunday won't look so bad. Maybe one person per section at the most infecting the other season ticket holders.

But by next Sunday or the Sunday after, it'll be zombie time! Half the attendees will be naked from the waist down because if the NFL dies, that's the official date of death for America. It'll be called "Blow Out" Sunday.

There is no better indicator of the nation's economic health than the NFL. If the NFL shuts down, so will everything else.

So the economy will be going into the toilet figuratively and literally.
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hopefully no staff at the concession stand has the sniffles.
Ebola Beer....
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I hope it spreads. Let it rip.





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