Post Your Crock Pot Recipes

No, but it beats having to scrub the the crock pot, just peel out the foil and toss it in the trash.

Brief, aluminum could give you 'the alzheimers'.

What puzzles me is that these crockpots are always large and more like for several people rather than one or two people.

I wonder if there are any good smaller ones on the market?

They would be making extra money if they had "singles" version crockpots.

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Pretty inexpensive too although I would want a quality product if I'm going to leave the house with it running for the day.


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Chicken wings - frozen or fresh sections, marinate in your chosen sauce for an hour or overnight in the fridge, then drop them in the crockpot on high for about four hours. Stir midway through or just enough to keep the wings coated. You can dump them on a pan and broil them a few minutes to give them the 'sticky' wing texture if you want (I usually just eat them right out the pot!)

Layer assorted pork cuts on the bottom of the crockpot. Cut up a yellow union, thin sliced works better, and layer that over the pork. Add a pinch of salt and pepper over this and a few spoon fulls of honey, or just put a few good squirts of hot honey mustard over the onions instead. Then cut up red apples to fill the crockpot the rest of the way. Cook overnight or all day, usually at least eight hours. The pork should be falling apart. Looks like a pile of mush but you'll never find a better one. And the broth it makes, oh my god. It's basically pork flavored apple juice. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Probably my favorite.


Put about two pounds of chicken breast (boneless/skinless) on the bottom of the pot. Dump in a 10 ounce can of peeled whole tomatoes juice and all, a can of corn (drained), one cup of dry black beans, a can of chile verde (green chiles), a can of chipotles in sauce, and add fresh garlic a bay leaf and pepper/peppers to taste. I also like to chop up an onion and some bell peppers to throw in there too. Cook it overnight or until the chicken boobies fall apart when poked with a spoon. Make sure to check that the dry beans are done. Depending on how much juice came out of the veggies you added, you can serve this as a soup or over rice, or roll it up in burritos. Good either way.


Enjoy the wide wide world of crockpotting the shit out of every recipe you can get your hands on!

I've got one from 1990, rival brand. Cheap and ugly, it works just as good as a fancy one. It was a bridal shower gift my sister didn't want.

Chicken Spinach Soup is my absolute favorite crockpot meal.

1/2 C onion, diced (I used 1 T minced onion)
2 large garlic cloves, minced
2 C chicken broth/stock
1 C water
1/4 tsp. pepper
1 tsp. basil
1 can stewed tomatoes
1 can Great White Northern beans
1 chicken breast
~5 oz. spinach (frozen is fine)

Place all ingredients (including the whole, raw chicken breast) in a crockpot and cook on low for ~8 hours. About an hour before serving, remove the chicken breast, allow to cool slightly, and then shred using two forks.Return the meat to the crockpot and continue to cook until ready to serve.

Serve it with french bread, and you're good to go!

*Depending on the size of your family, you'll probably need to double or triple this recipe.

Crunchy rock stew.


1 cup of tiny rocks.
1 cup salt.
2 cups fluffy cat hair (make sure from a long haired cat)
1 teaspoon mustard
half cup blue cheese
a few chicken combs
1 cup of caterpillar (they must be alive, they taste better this way)
1 cup swamp algae
heavy cream, and 2 gallons of water. This works best if cooked in a hot tub, but a crock pot will work too.

Go buy a nice pork roast or something. I cook mine with either some root beer or a couple Sam Adams seasonal..

Maybe put some onions and garlic with sweet baby rays BBQ sauce.

Let it cook on low for 8 hours or so.

Pull it apart with a fork and apply to hamburger bun.

Nice!

I've got an old work boot I can toss in for flavor too!


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you got sdomeshit yo
put that shit in da crock pit
ya all of it man
now pout some shit on it
mato sauce
rice sauce
chicken sauen
man i dont even
now cover
set to low
come back 12 hours later
you got food man

I overdosed on beef stew again this past weekend. I'm getting good at this!


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I love making beef stew in my crock pot, it is so delicious! I also like to make meat and cabbage stew, yummy! I really enjoyed eating mostly stew during the winter, warms you right up!

Rock soup:

You supply the pot the water and the rock

You invite 10 people which have to bring a vegetable or meat

Place contents in pot with water and rock

Cook for 3-4 hours

Eat Rock soup


p.s don't eat rock!