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TRASH TALK! Got stuck behind a garbage truck to and from work. Let me tell you what it was like.

 
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TRASH TALK! Got stuck behind a garbage truck to and from work. Let me tell you what it was like.
It is true. On I-85 this morning, I began to smell a quite odd and rancid aroma while sitting in the worst fucking traffic in the country. It wasnt your average trash truck smell...it was more like, I don't know, a rotting slice of a 100 year old Beluga whale's asshole, mixed with a truck-load of Ebola chickens shitting themselves and 2 buckets of stagnant homeless dudes piss.

With that said, I'm pretty sure I got stuck behind the same fucking truck on the way back home this evening, but this time it was was left of what I described above that had been baked to the trucks dumpster on this 90 degree day. What are the fucking odds?

Damn the trash man.

Last Edited by redrocket on 10/09/2014 08:43 PM
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10/09/2014 08:03 PM
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Re: TRASH TALK! Got stuck behind a garbage truck to and from work. Let me tell you what it was like.
Who want to relive their moments in traffic? Anyone?
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Re: TRASH TALK! Got stuck behind a garbage truck to and from work. Let me tell you what it was like.
Who want to relive their moments in traffic? Anyone?
 Quoting: Vala


I felt I needed to share my awesome traffic story to those who have had horrible traffic days.
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Re: TRASH TALK! Got stuck behind a garbage truck to and from work. Let me tell you what it was like.
Who want to relive their moments in traffic? Anyone?
 Quoting: Vala


I do.


Driving home today, in bumper to bumper traffic (both ways) I noticed some hot firemen going in the opposite direction. Smiled at them and they smiled back, made my day.

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Last Edited by Stoned Goddess on 10/09/2014 08:28 PM
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Re: TRASH TALK! Got stuck behind a garbage truck to and from work. Let me tell you what it was like.
Who want to relive their moments in traffic? Anyone?
 Quoting: Vala


I do.


Driving home today, in bumper to bumper traffic (both ways) I noticed some hot firemen going in the opposite direction. Smiled at them and they smiled back, made my day.

shades
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Ok. Sounds like a winner.

Last Edited by redrocket on 10/09/2014 08:40 PM
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Re: TRASH TALK! Got stuck behind a garbage truck to and from work. Let me tell you what it was like.
Who want to relive their moments in traffic? Anyone?
 Quoting: Vala


I do.


Driving home today, in bumper to bumper traffic (both ways) I noticed some hot firemen going in the opposite direction. Smiled at them and they smiled back, made my day.

:shades:
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


My eyes went blind. Sorry about that.
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Re: TRASH TALK! Got stuck behind a garbage truck to and from work. Let me tell you what it was like.
Who want to relive their moments in traffic? Anyone?
 Quoting: Vala


I do.


Driving home today, in bumper to bumper traffic (both ways) I noticed some hot firemen going in the opposite direction. Smiled at them and they smiled back, made my day.

shades
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


My eyes went blind. Sorry about that.
 Quoting: Vala


What is your traffic story from Ireland, Vala?
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10/09/2014 09:18 PM
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Re: TRASH TALK! Got stuck behind a garbage truck to and from work. Let me tell you what it was like.
Last week I had a "Twilight Zone" episode.
On my way to work, no traffic jams.
On my way back, no traffic jams.
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Re: TRASH TALK! Got stuck behind a garbage truck to and from work. Let me tell you what it was like.
Last week I had a "Twilight Zone" episode.
On my way to work, no traffic jams.
On my way back, no traffic jams.
 Quoting: The Swede


That would definitely be a cold day in hell in Atlanta.
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Re: TRASH TALK! Got stuck behind a garbage truck to and from work. Let me tell you what it was like.
If you thought it was a bad smell, you are blessed. Do you got any clue on how bad a human corpse immersed in water for two weeks smells like? Dude, a trash truck smells like teen spirit in comparison
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Re: TRASH TALK! Got stuck behind a garbage truck to and from work. Let me tell you what it was like.
If you thought it was a bad smell, you are blessed. Do you got any clue on how bad a human corpse immersed in water for two weeks smells like? Dude, a trash truck smells like teen spirit in comparison
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Yes, i am blessed. I dont have ebola.

Well, that doesn't really relate to my traffic story, yet I'm sure a rotting corpse of anything floating in water for two weeks would smell bad, especially if you were sitting traffic and had to smell it.
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Re: TRASH TALK! Got stuck behind a garbage truck to and from work. Let me tell you what it was like.
If you thought it was a bad smell, you are blessed. Do you got any clue on how bad a human corpse immersed in water for two weeks smells like? Dude, a trash truck smells like teen spirit in comparison
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Yes, i am blessed. I dont have ebola.

Well, that doesn't really relate to my traffic story, yet I'm sure a rotting corpse of anything floating in water for two weeks would smell bad, especially if you were sitting traffic and had to smell it.
 Quoting: redrocket


Nothing smells as bad as a human corpse rotting.
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Re: TRASH TALK! Got stuck behind a garbage truck to and from work. Let me tell you what it was like.
If you thought it was a bad smell, you are blessed. Do you got any clue on how bad a human corpse immersed in water for two weeks smells like? Dude, a trash truck smells like teen spirit in comparison
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Yes, i am blessed. I dont have ebola.

Well, that doesn't really relate to my traffic story, yet I'm sure a rotting corpse of anything floating in water for two weeks would smell bad, especially if you were sitting traffic and had to smell it.
 Quoting: redrocket


Nothing smells as bad as a human corpse rotting.
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


The smell I smelled was possibly a rotting corpse then. I have been in a landfill and smelled some pretty bad smells, but this aroma today was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled.
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Re: TRASH TALK! Got stuck behind a garbage truck to and from work. Let me tell you what it was like.
bump

C'mon ppl...there's gotta be other fascinating traffic stories. This Ebola talk is interesting, but I would like to see other topics discussed.
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