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EBOLA JOKES

 
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EBOLA JOKES
So, I've started spamming Nigerian email addresses with this:

Have 50 boxes of ZMapp experimental Ebola vaccine. Need to send to you. Please send deeds and all legal documents for your property to me so I know where to send them.

All the best
ZMapp Dist. Services
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10/13/2014 05:03 PM
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Why didn't the ebola man cross the street?


HE didn't have the guts!
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10/13/2014 05:04 PM
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How many ebola man it take to screw Ina light bulb?

One thousand sixty fo and it still not done
Cause they dieing all ova they place!
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10/13/2014 05:06 PM
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What they ebola man say to they British
Journalist decapitayed?

this they line to heaven?
I see u a head of me!
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10/13/2014 05:09 PM
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They a ebola man, a Brit, and a African walk into a bar


They Brit say " I hate everyone , give me a beer"
And they African say " &@"&&" that skinny Brit
Boy, I take scotch on they rocks!

And they ebola man say - I they same as they brit
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How to curb the outbreak of ebola in Africa:-

Step 1 - Identify the infected

Step 2 - Prep the infected for travel

Step 3 - Place the infected on a Malaysian Airlines flight & hope they live up to their reputation.
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10/13/2014 05:11 PM
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They this ebola man , and he outta work

And he say " no man hire me?"

And they unemployment gal say
" go to they university , they smart man they
Hep u"

And he corpse paid a solid 25 by they
Anatomy man!
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10/13/2014 05:12 PM
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I going to be a comedy man I thinking
Like , he , he my joke and go to Hollywood

Like " they this gay ebola lesbian-
And just trail off cause that enough fo that crowd!
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10/13/2014 05:14 PM
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They this ebola man , and he outta work

And he say " no man hire me?"

And they unemployment gal say
" go to they university , they smart man they
Hep u"

And he corpse paid a solid 25 by they
Anatomy man!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11932513


Why the fuck do you keep saying 'they' when you mean 'the'?

wtf
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10/13/2014 05:14 PM
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I confused op
I thought this a joke thang?

Maybe u 1 2 3 thing a joke!
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10/13/2014 05:17 PM
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I scream like my exclamation point
On stage

I like quite and serious and then they last words
I scream- it fo affect

But I Neva git past they first round or somethng
At johnnies open mike thang

I changing my routine and screaming in the beginning

I a romantic!
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10/13/2014 05:19 PM
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Where u git u suit? The ebola man ask they rich
Doctor

" be still , stay calm . It government issue."
Say they doctor

And they ebola man say " u need some mo
Postmen!
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10/13/2014 05:26 PM
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How to curb the outbreak of ebola in Africa:-

Step 1 - Identify the infected

Step 2 - Prep the infected for travel

Step 3 - Place the infected on a Malaysian Airlines flight & hope they live up to their reputation.
 Quoting: 18328


That made me laugh

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