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Immigrant breaks into house, buys some food, tidies up, washes his socks, found asleep in bed

 
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10/14/2014 10:54 AM
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Immigrant breaks into house, buys some food, tidies up, washes his socks, found asleep in bed
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A couple from Lancashire returned from their holiday to discover a burglar fast asleep in their bed.

Martin Holtby and Pat Dyson were amazed to find the intruder had done the washing up, bought some food and even washed his own underwear.

Lukasz Chojnowski, 28, was given a two-year conditional discharge and ordered to pay £200 costs at Burnley Crown Court after admitting burglary.

Ms Dyson said: "It was a bit like [Goldilocks] and the Three Bears."

"Although he was more like Baby Bear," she added.

The retired couple first realised something was amiss when they opened their front door to find their post and newspapers had been moved from the doormat.

Ms Dyson said their house "wasn't too tidy" when they went away and discovered that Chojnowski, who is originally from Poland but now lives in Leeds, had tidied up.

She said he had made himself some meals, washed his socks and underwear, and had done a grocery shop.

Ms Dyson added: "He did burn an old saucepan but that happens!"..50% rule
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10/14/2014 10:59 AM
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Re: Immigrant breaks into house, buys some food, tidies up, washes his socks, found asleep in bed
LOL, all very well and good this time but the guy is clearly unbalanced- next time maybe the incident won't be so amusing.
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10/14/2014 11:02 AM
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Re: Immigrant breaks into house, buys some food, tidies up, washes his socks, found asleep in bed
Good job the Government changed the law to make squatting a criminal, rather than a civil, offence. They used to just change your locks before you got home and you couldn't kick them out or you would be breaking the law by taking the law into your own hands.





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