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Serious medical question --- A lump in my asshole?????

 
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10/19/2014 09:14 PM
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Serious medical question --- A lump in my asshole?????
There's no way to sugar coat this, so I'll get to the point.

I was showering, and when I was cleaning "down there", I found a lump inside my asshole! It's about the size of a pea, and it wasn't there before. The past day or two, I felt a little sore down there, but I thought maybe it was just crusty and gross.

I know how this all sounds, but I'm serious and getting worried. Google gives tons of different answers on what it could be. Does anyone know what it is?

I don't have money or health insurance, otherwise I'd go to a doctor.
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10/19/2014 09:17 PM

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Could be a thrombosed hemorrhoid or a small abscess. If it gets worse and exceedingly painful, go to the ER.
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10/19/2014 09:17 PM
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Re: Serious medical question --- A lump in my asshole?????
Might be the start of a hemorrhoid.

Happened to my roommate. He thought he had some tumor or something, went to doctor and found out he had a hemorrhoid.
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10/19/2014 09:18 PM
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You just told all of glp that you shave yer arsehole.

Good job, probably ingrown hair guy.
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10/19/2014 09:19 PM
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Re: Serious medical question --- A lump in my asshole?????
Yep, hemorrhoid, quit forcing your shit out and eat a better diet.
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10/19/2014 09:19 PM
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10/19/2014 09:21 PM
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Re: Serious medical question --- A lump in my asshole?????
could be a polyp
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Re: Serious medical question --- A lump in my asshole?????
Yep, hemorrhoid, quit forcing your shit out and eat a better diet.
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Yep, and do a better job wiping/cleaning your ass.
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10/19/2014 09:21 PM
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Go go an all you can eat buffet...and then when you take the first big dump you can blow it out your blow hole.
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10/19/2014 09:21 PM
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Re: Serious medical question --- A lump in my asshole?????
There's no way to sugar coat this, so I'll get to the point.

I was showering, and when I was cleaning "down there", I found a lump inside my asshole! It's about the size of a pea, and it wasn't there before. The past day or two, I felt a little sore down there, but I thought maybe it was just crusty and gross.

I know how this all sounds, but I'm serious and getting worried. Google gives tons of different answers on what it could be. Does anyone know what it is?

I don't have money or health insurance, otherwise I'd go to a doctor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24326285


You need to see a proctologist immediately.
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10/19/2014 09:22 PM
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Re: Serious medical question --- A lump in my asshole?????
Same thing happen to me. It was an Anal Abscess/Fistula. They are easy to fix put will put you down for a few days on pain meds. Don't be embarrassed about it a lot of folks get them. Look it up.
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10/19/2014 09:22 PM
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Re: Serious medical question --- A lump in my asshole?????
So far, the consensus is hemorrhoid. Sounds pretty nasty, but I'll read up on it. I'm generally pretty healthy, so this was unexpected.
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10/19/2014 09:22 PM
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Consequences of Anal
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10/19/2014 09:24 PM
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dr phil has that phone app, you can wedge your camera up in there and a doc will tell you what it is.

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10/19/2014 09:25 PM
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Carbunckle. Doctor will have to lance it. Fire will run out you eyes, ears and ass.
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10/19/2014 09:26 PM
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Re: Serious medical question --- A lump in my asshole?????
Are you in New York? This could be biowarfare, I experienced this also a few days ago, it went away rapidly,
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10/19/2014 09:26 PM

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Sometimes you just have to go to the doc.Go
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10/19/2014 09:26 PM
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Re: Serious medical question --- A lump in my asshole?????
I suggest you burn it off with a lit cigarette and then apply neosporin. You might want to get a second opinion, I'm not a licensed doctor.
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10/19/2014 09:27 PM
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Are you in New York? This could be biowarfare, I experienced this also a few days ago, it went away rapidly,
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Not even close.
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Re: Serious medical question --- A lump in my asshole?????
So far, the consensus is hemorrhoid. Sounds pretty nasty, but I'll read up on it. I'm generally pretty healthy, so this was unexpected.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24326285


WTF, you actually don't know what a hemorrhoid is, LOL!

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10/19/2014 09:28 PM
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Re: Serious medical question --- A lump in my asshole?????
You get it from sweat. My dad had one as big as a walnut in his ass. they will put a heat lamp on it first; if that does not dissolve it; Dr. will have to lance it. Cut it. Slice it. my dad said it was the first time he had flames run out his eyeballs.
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Funny, but I use it only as an output device.
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Re: Serious medical question --- A lump in my asshole?????
I suggest you burn it off with a lit cigarette and then apply neosporin. You might want to get a second opinion, I'm not a licensed doctor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2097251


OMG
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10/19/2014 09:30 PM
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Re: Serious medical question --- A lump in my asshole?????
search "carbuncle"....you'll see: it's a boil of the ass. sorry to hear it......
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10/19/2014 09:33 PM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64262868


Funny, but I use it only as an output device.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24326285


Whatever the reason--

A lack of fiber in the diet and an excess of waiting between bowel movements can cause unnecessary pressure to be exerted when defecating.

This unnecessary pressure can cause undue strain on the lower GI sphincters, causing them to slough and/or protrude through the rectum. Such can include swollen lumps inside the rectum, or protruding through the anus.

Continued aggravation of the area may or will lead to bloody movements, or extreme pain during and after defecation.

If you experience a shooting or sharp pain when defecating, you may also be suffering from fissures-- which I would recommend seeing a professional immediately.

If you feel the only way you can defecate is by forcing the bowel out, you should consider an appointment with a Gastroenterologist immediately.
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10/19/2014 09:33 PM
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Re: Serious medical question --- A lump in my asshole?????
So far, the consensus is hemorrhoid. Sounds pretty nasty, but I'll read up on it. I'm generally pretty healthy, so this was unexpected.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24326285


WTF, you actually don't know what a hemorrhoid is, LOL!

This is why were fuck folks, this generation is clueless and will lead one day!
 Quoting: Dog Wayne


I'm not a doctor, and I've never had this happen before. Why should I be familiar with every medical condition? I realize it's good to be aware of things, but there's always something we don't know in advance.
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10/19/2014 09:36 PM
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My dinner just requested a reunion
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64262868


Funny, but I use it only as an output device.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24326285


Whatever the reason--

A lack of fiber in the diet and an excess of waiting between bowel movements can cause unnecessary pressure to be exerted when defecating.

This unnecessary pressure can cause undue strain on the lower GI sphincters, causing them to slough and/or protrude through the rectum. Such can include swollen lumps inside the rectum, or protruding through the anus.

Continued aggravation of the area may or will lead to bloody movements, or extreme pain during and after defecation.

If you feel the only way you can defecate is by forcing the bowel out, you should consider an appointment with a Gastroenterologist immediately.
 Quoting: Occasionally Swears


I had gone several days last week without pooping, then I had a rather stubborn beast get out. That could very well be the cause.
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10/19/2014 09:38 PM

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You may have taken the chip
I like the way you worded the title- "Serious Medical Question- Lump in my asshole" roflmao


Last Edited by SW Fla Pirate on 10/19/2014 09:42 PM
Anonymous Coward
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10/19/2014 09:39 PM
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Re: Serious medical question --- A lump in my asshole?????
Definately sounds like hemorrhoids to me. Either that or you got da Ebola.





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