Serious medical question --- A lump in my asshole????? | |
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Nikola Tesla User ID: 61053943 United States 10/19/2014 09:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There's no way to sugar coat this, so I'll get to the point. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24326285 I was showering, and when I was cleaning "down there", I found a lump inside my asshole! It's about the size of a pea, and it wasn't there before. The past day or two, I felt a little sore down there, but I thought maybe it was just crusty and gross. I know how this all sounds, but I'm serious and getting worried. Google gives tons of different answers on what it could be. Does anyone know what it is? I don't have money or health insurance, otherwise I'd go to a doctor. You need to see a proctologist immediately. "One person with courage is a majority." - Thomas Jefferson "You’ve heard that we are what we eat. But we also are what we think". “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views." -William F. Buckley Jr. |
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Dog Wayne User ID: 63656009 United States 10/19/2014 09:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So far, the consensus is hemorrhoid. Sounds pretty nasty, but I'll read up on it. I'm generally pretty healthy, so this was unexpected. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24326285 WTF, you actually don't know what a hemorrhoid is, LOL! This is why were fuck folks, this generation is clueless and will lead one day! "The Tree of Liberty is Thirsty and needs Watering" -Me |
harry User ID: 17756349 Puerto Rico 10/19/2014 09:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You get it from sweat. My dad had one as big as a walnut in his ass. they will put a heat lamp on it first; if that does not dissolve it; Dr. will have to lance it. Cut it. Slice it. my dad said it was the first time he had flames run out his eyeballs. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 47061300 United States 10/19/2014 09:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Whatever the reason-- A lack of fiber in the diet and an excess of waiting between bowel movements can cause unnecessary pressure to be exerted when defecating. This unnecessary pressure can cause undue strain on the lower GI sphincters, causing them to slough and/or protrude through the rectum. Such can include swollen lumps inside the rectum, or protruding through the anus. Continued aggravation of the area may or will lead to bloody movements, or extreme pain during and after defecation. If you experience a shooting or sharp pain when defecating, you may also be suffering from fissures-- which I would recommend seeing a professional immediately. If you feel the only way you can defecate is by forcing the bowel out, you should consider an appointment with a Gastroenterologist immediately. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 24326285 United States 10/19/2014 09:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So far, the consensus is hemorrhoid. Sounds pretty nasty, but I'll read up on it. I'm generally pretty healthy, so this was unexpected. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24326285 WTF, you actually don't know what a hemorrhoid is, LOL! This is why were fuck folks, this generation is clueless and will lead one day! I'm not a doctor, and I've never had this happen before. Why should I be familiar with every medical condition? I realize it's good to be aware of things, but there's always something we don't know in advance. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 24326285 United States 10/19/2014 09:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Whatever the reason-- A lack of fiber in the diet and an excess of waiting between bowel movements can cause unnecessary pressure to be exerted when defecating. This unnecessary pressure can cause undue strain on the lower GI sphincters, causing them to slough and/or protrude through the rectum. Such can include swollen lumps inside the rectum, or protruding through the anus. Continued aggravation of the area may or will lead to bloody movements, or extreme pain during and after defecation. If you feel the only way you can defecate is by forcing the bowel out, you should consider an appointment with a Gastroenterologist immediately. I had gone several days last week without pooping, then I had a rather stubborn beast get out. That could very well be the cause. |
SW Fla Pirate User ID: 64281464 United States 10/19/2014 09:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You may have taken the chip I like the way you worded the title- "Serious Medical Question- Lump in my asshole" Last Edited by SW Fla Pirate on 10/19/2014 09:42 PM |
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