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I was abducted by a UFO last night

 
Naturyl
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I was abducted by a UFO last night
In a dream. :)

In the dream, I was at a house I had lived in as a child. There was a long period during which there was a weird humming noise (probably caused by the noise of the real-life fan in the room being absorbed into the dream), and eventually, a big-ass UFO flew over the house. I attempted to jump off the deck (a 15 foot drop) to avoid being harassed, but the thing swooped down at incredible speed and a figure came out and caught me as I was falling. I was not too thrilled with this, and I woke up.

Dreams are weird. abduct banana

Also, just to save someone the trouble, let's go ahead and get this out of the way now:

give givedamn

LOL.
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07/24/2006 11:41 AM
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Re: I was abducted by a UFO last night
So did they use the medium or large sized anal probe? Perhaps they are reaching the limits of what anal probing can teach them. Mankind can only hope.
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07/24/2006 11:42 AM
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bsflag
Heads is NO. Tails is YES.
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07/24/2006 11:43 AM
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Link?
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Re: I was abducted by a UFO last night
drunk
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07/24/2006 11:44 AM
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Re: I was abducted by a UFO last night
So did they use the medium or large sized anal probe? Perhaps they are reaching the limits of what anal probing can teach them. Mankind can only hope.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9482


LOL. Luckily, I woke up before any "probing" could take place.
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07/24/2006 11:45 AM
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drunk
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 121535


Unfortunately, no. When I drink, I don't have nightmares. This kind of thing requires sobriety.
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07/24/2006 11:46 AM
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whatever
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So did they use the medium or large sized anal probe? Perhaps they are reaching the limits of what anal probing can teach them. Mankind can only hope.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9482


Perhaps, "butt" maybe they can "crack" the technological barrier.

s226
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07/24/2006 11:47 AM
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Re: I was abducted by a UFO last night
I sometimes dream they come out of really Huge thunderstorms...but they have no particular intrest in me, they just leave me be.
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07/24/2006 11:49 AM
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drunk


Unfortunately, no. When I drink, I don't have nightmares. This kind of thing requires sobriety.
 Quoting: Naturyl


LOL that's excatly right.
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07/24/2006 11:50 AM
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Yeah, apparently UFO technology in regards to medicine is rather non-advanced. Mankind can take blood samples, Xrays, Magnetic Resonance, etc but aliens must rely on anal probing and genital mutilations.
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07/24/2006 11:54 AM
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Yeah, apparently UFO technology in regards to medicine is rather non-advanced. Mankind can take blood samples, Xrays, Magnetic Resonance, etc but aliens must rely on anal probing and genital mutilations.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9482


They can do it painless, but there is no fun in examining you in a pleasant way is there? alien16
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07/24/2006 11:56 AM
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Re: I was abducted by a UFO last night
This is a clearing you are going through. Dreams are our way of working out with our higher guides the fears we need to release.

My recent UFO dream was that I was swimming in a clear lake at night and a UFO appeared directly over me. To my surprise, I did not freak out but was ecstatic that I wasn't afraid. I welcomed it, which was proof to me that I could handle just about anything in the way of a reality that is totally different than the current belief patterns of our society.

I say BRING IT ON!
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bring it on, those little aliens, we'll kick them into everlasting orbit.
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07/24/2006 11:59 AM
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They can do it painless, but there is no fun in examining you in a pleasant way is there? alien16
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 110854


This gives a new meaning to the term "butt pirate"..."ass abductor"
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Where is Carl Jung when you need him?
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Re: I was abducted by a UFO last night
do u ever think that ghosts and aliens are one in the same?

we have one. at least

first it said, in a womans voice...out house now

second was a man..it said because she knows...i got them on a recorder

freaky ass shit for sure.
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07/24/2006 08:42 PM
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Re: I was abducted by a UFO last night
When i was abducted my clothes were put back on inside out and my boots were on the wrong feet!

wave scratching
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Re: I was abducted by a UFO last night
When i was abducted my clothes were put back on inside out and my boots were on the wrong feet!

wave scratching
 Quoting: what what what 78102



And your mouth put on the wrong place xD cause you are talking shit!
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Re: I was abducted by a UFO last night
So did they use the medium or large sized anal probe? Perhaps they are reaching the limits of what anal probing can teach them. Mankind can only hope.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9482


blink



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Re: I was abducted by a UFO last night
When i was abducted my clothes were put back on inside out and my boots were on the wrong feet!

wave scratching
 Quoting: what what what 78102

herethere naughty





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