I was abducted by a UFO last night

In a dream. :)

In the dream, I was at a house I had lived in as a child. There was a long period during which there was a weird humming noise (probably caused by the noise of the real-life fan in the room being absorbed into the dream), and eventually, a big-ass UFO flew over the house. I attempted to jump off the deck (a 15 foot drop) to avoid being harassed, but the thing swooped down at incredible speed and a figure came out and caught me as I was falling. I was not too thrilled with this, and I woke up.

Dreams are weird.

Also, just to save someone the trouble, let's go ahead and get this out of the way now:



LOL.