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User ID: 118783 United States 07/24/2006 11:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was abducted by a UFO last night In a dream. :) In the dream, I was at a house I had lived in as a child. There was a long period during which there was a weird humming noise (probably caused by the noise of the real-life fan in the room being absorbed into the dream), and eventually, a big-ass UFO flew over the house. I attempted to jump off the deck (a 15 foot drop) to avoid being harassed, but the thing swooped down at incredible speed and a figure came out and caught me as I was falling. I was not too thrilled with this, and I woke up. Dreams are weird. Also, just to save someone the trouble, let's go ahead and get this out of the way now: LOL. Everybody gets the Nat they deserve. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 9482 United States 07/24/2006 11:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was abducted by a UFO last night So did they use the medium or large sized anal probe? Perhaps they are reaching the limits of what anal probing can teach them. Mankind can only hope. |
Bell Ringer
User ID: 62268 United Kingdom 07/24/2006 11:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was abducted by a UFO last night Heads is NO. Tails is YES. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10903 United States 07/24/2006 11:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was abducted by a UFO last night Link? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 121535 United States 07/24/2006 11:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was abducted by a UFO last night |
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User ID: 118783 United States 07/24/2006 11:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was abducted by a UFO last night So did they use the medium or large sized anal probe? Perhaps they are reaching the limits of what anal probing can teach them. Mankind can only hope.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9482LOL. Luckily, I woke up before any "probing" could take place. Everybody gets the Nat they deserve. |
Naturyl (OP)
User ID: 118783 United States 07/24/2006 11:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was abducted by a UFO last night Quoting: Anonymous Coward 121535 Unfortunately, no. When I drink, I don't have nightmares. This kind of thing requires sobriety. Everybody gets the Nat they deserve. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78380 Canada 07/24/2006 11:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was abducted by a UFO last night |
ANAL RETENTIVE User ID: 32062 United States 07/24/2006 11:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was abducted by a UFO last night
So did they use the medium or large sized anal probe? Perhaps they are reaching the limits of what anal probing can teach them. Mankind can only hope.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9482Perhaps, "butt" maybe they can "crack" the technological barrier. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 110854 Netherlands 07/24/2006 11:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was abducted by a UFO last night I sometimes dream they come out of really Huge thunderstorms...but they have no particular intrest in me, they just leave me be. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 60045 United States 07/24/2006 11:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was abducted by a UFO last night Unfortunately, no. When I drink, I don't have nightmares. This kind of thing requires sobriety. Quoting: NaturylLOL that's excatly right. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 9482 United States 07/24/2006 11:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was abducted by a UFO last night Yeah, apparently UFO technology in regards to medicine is rather non-advanced. Mankind can take blood samples, Xrays, Magnetic Resonance, etc but aliens must rely on anal probing and genital mutilations. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 110854 Netherlands 07/24/2006 11:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was abducted by a UFO last night
Yeah, apparently UFO technology in regards to medicine is rather non-advanced. Mankind can take blood samples, Xrays, Magnetic Resonance, etc but aliens must rely on anal probing and genital mutilations.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9482They can do it painless, but there is no fun in examining you in a pleasant way is there? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2534 United States 07/24/2006 11:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was abducted by a UFO last night This is a clearing you are going through. Dreams are our way of working out with our higher guides the fears we need to release.
My recent UFO dream was that I was swimming in a clear lake at night and a UFO appeared directly over me. To my surprise, I did not freak out but was ecstatic that I wasn't afraid. I welcomed it, which was proof to me that I could handle just about anything in the way of a reality that is totally different than the current belief patterns of our society.
I say BRING IT ON! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 110854 Netherlands 07/24/2006 11:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was abducted by a UFO last night bring it on, those little aliens, we'll kick them into everlasting orbit. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 121552 United States 07/24/2006 11:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was abducted by a UFO last night They can do it painless, but there is no fun in examining you in a pleasant way is there? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 110854This gives a new meaning to the term "butt pirate"..."ass abductor" |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 121556 Spain 07/24/2006 12:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was abducted by a UFO last night |
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Azoth777
User ID: 113992 United States 07/24/2006 08:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was abducted by a UFO last night Where is Carl Jung when you need him? |
Twinkletoes
User ID: 10649 United States 07/24/2006 08:33 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was abducted by a UFO last night do u ever think that ghosts and aliens are one in the same?
we have one. at least
first it said, in a womans voice...out house now
second was a man..it said because she knows...i got them on a recorder
freaky ass shit for sure. |
what what what User ID: 78102 United States 07/24/2006 08:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was abducted by a UFO last night When i was abducted my clothes were put back on inside out and my boots were on the wrong feet! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 106993 Netherlands 07/24/2006 08:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was abducted by a UFO last night
When i was abducted my clothes were put back on inside out and my boots were on the wrong feet! Quoting: what what what 78102And your mouth put on the wrong place xD cause you are talking shit! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73941 United States 07/24/2006 08:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was abducted by a UFO last night So did they use the medium or large sized anal probe? Perhaps they are reaching the limits of what anal probing can teach them. Mankind can only hope.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9482 |
Alien Watching User ID: 78102 United States 07/24/2006 09:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I was abducted by a UFO last night |
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