Why is Kirk Douglas Alive AGAIN!?

I remember him having a stroke, but I don't remember Kirk ever dying.

that was 1996

this dood is/was dead as nails
...my intuitive alarm is going haywire...

We're on different timelines. He didn't die in this one. He's just old.

any guess as to who or what might
be F@#$@ with it? This is creeping
me the F@$#@$#@ OUT!

It's Beverly Hills. With all the plastic surgery it's hard to tell who's dead and who's not.

Rumors have been flying around about Joan Rivers having passed on when she was 70. But somehow at 79 she's still going strong and still looks far better than her ugly daughter, Melissa. (Their surgeons may re-animate the dead, but they can't do anything to help that poor ugly woman! There are limits to what science can accomplish, I guess.)

No. Seriously. Kirk Douglas had a serious stroke and he lived through it. He was in rehab for months but he pulled through it and now is closer to his son Michael than he ever was when he was younger.

BTW: Mike is no spring chicken, either. He's pushing sixty if the truth's being told.

stroke was 1996 bro
I'm talking about an interview in 2000
Michael Douglas is being interviewed
and I clearly remember him and
Catherine Zeta Jones reminiscing
about how happy Kirk was to
at least see her pregnant before
he died.

Michael Douglas was reminiscing about his dad because of the stroke, and the fact he would not be performing like he used to. Kirk Douglas is very much alive though:

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I've just learned the Pope has bird flu, ...guess he spent too much time with the cardinals.

You clearly remember it wrong. He never died.

Kirk Douglas was a great actor. Many classic, memorable roles.

Michael is no slouch, either.

Are you sure you're not confusing Kirk Douglas with Lloyd Bridges?

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It's kind of weird, because I'm a big Kirk Douglas fan, and for some reason, I also thought he was dead.

i saw an interview after he had the stroke, and michael talking about him in the past tense, but i don't recall hearing that he died.

He never died, take some more prozac and go back to bed :) LOL


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Yes. I clearly remember this. I also remember when he died a few years ago a second time. There was a photo of Michael Douglas standing outside of a church after the funeral. No in 2019, he is still alive.

Kirk ain't dead,he's got tiger blood.

Dude prolly had around 5000 Hollywood babes