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Ladies and Gentlemen! The new Amazon Echo! Will you be getting one?

 
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Re: Ladies and Gentlemen! The new Amazon Echo! Will you be getting one?
And coming soon, you guessed it, the iEcho 2.0!

The next model will be equipped with a new feature everyone is sure to love, the "ATTENTION CITIZEN" software package update, which informs you and your family of when you all might be in any kind of violation of the Thought Police. It can also tell you to remain calm until the proper authorities arrive so that any "anomalous event" the iEcho 2.0 may have detected in your home can be investigated. Also, it will remind you of how much your big brother loves you via the daily, pro government affirmations the FCC has decided are best for you and your family needs to hear as the iEcho 2.0's adaptive programming listens, learns and adjusts itself to the needs of you and your family!