Ladies and Gentlemen! The new Amazon Echo! Will you be getting one?

Soon the Wife tires of the insults of the family interloper,
((Echo)) where are you taking me?,...the garbage disposal whirrs to life,...(Wife) time for you to interface with your own kind....

I agree that this is not much worse than any internet connected device. Funny how the internet just sprang out of nowhere and became a 24/7 presence, along with the cell phone. This device is just another variation.

I'd like to ask Alexa on how to have sex...

It's marketing. They listen to you then sell you products based on what they hear you talking about.

People are suckers. They'll actually pay for a device that collects their personal information then sells that information to marketing companies who turn around and sell these idiots more junk they dont need.

People on another board I frequent were all excited about this product and the fact that it was 100 bucks off for Prime members sent them into a tizzy. I had to google it cause I had no idea what it was and I am a prime member lol. No way in the world would I want this in my home.

They will stick this thing into a Real Doll sex toy soon and get rid of wives.

I'm sure they bug YOU to no end. Seeing as how you don't own any of the new 'self-bugging' devices.

Your conversations are not worth listening to. Who the hell cares what you talk about?

The ad is about the breakdown of the American family. It is now ruled by a computer. Families can no longer get along with out the mediation of an entertainment device that makes decisions for them.

The ad is incredibly depressing.

Notice.

This device will get people used to the idea of
A) always being recoded (no doubt this device is bugged)
B) Using technology/smarthome/etc mark of the beast programming
C) becoming programmed and depersonalized
D) transhumanism. They all treat "Alexa" which by the way is a code for pedophiles as a living thing when in fact "Alexa" is a demonically possessed algorithm running on the core

Both my parents are blind so I'll be getting them one when they're available in the UK. They already have a speech setup for their TV, movies / music etc but this will work well in the kitchen and for knowledge questions.

WTF ever happened to a boombox and remote?

+ fm transmitter for streaming

Get yourself a windows media centre pc and an amulet remote, here's my parent [link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

say hello to the antichrist



who said the antichrist would be boring and no fun?

It needs wheels.

Alexa, thank you for thinking for me and listening to everything going on in my home... God bless Ingsoc!

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

In Greek mythology, Echo (Greek: Ηχώ) was the personification of echo. According to Greek mythology Echo was a Nymph who had the job of talking incessantly to Hera, the Queen of the Gods, so that her husband, Zeus, would not get caught in his numerous affairs. Hera caught on to Echo's trick and cursed her to only be able to say what others had just said — hence the word "echo".

Also the actors in the ad are umm.... Perhaps it's better not said. I feel bad for the kids. That man is insufferable and the woman plays the role of the typical dumb housewife raised on good morning America Rachel Maddow and one total experience of being on an airplane to Omaha when she was in college

It's hard to believe people will fall for this but they will....

Yes I agree the anarchist is a thing and a person. Not sure if the person has been revealed yet but as a thing it is everywhere. The government, apple, tech, Israel etc Rome

Absofuckinglutely not!

Also keep in mind folks that all illuminati agents and members have already had the mark of the beast implanted. They are all of one mind. It is a hive mind.

So they like this kind of stuff and want to get us ready for a hive mind.

Satan uploaded himself a long time ago. This is referenced in movies like Alien and even Oblivion. The computer "Mother" is Satan. Same thing in Star Trek.

It's basically how all things are organized and the propaganda line is so good. It's all controlled by him. Illuminati are just puppet shells. They only think they have free will. They really don't. Just a semblance of acting independently when really they are 100% possessed and psychopathically controlled.

If it was a fully functional gynoid with a sweet, nurturing disposition, I could get hookered for $200.00.

As it is, a log from the yard has more utility.

Good idea, but first they need to make the Real Doll holes active. They don't actively suck, they only passively suck.

I don't use the phone and have nobody to talk to, so all the thing will hear will be my belches and farts, and possibly my gagging at the gas.

Yes, insufferable is an apt description of the man. The woman is so dumb she doesn't know how many teaspoons in a Tablespoon....but the dumbest thing is how they happily invited this thing into their home:

"Echo's brain is in the cloud, running on Amazon Web Services so it continually learns and adds more functionality over time. The more you use Echo, the more it adapts to your speech patterns, vocabulary, and personal preferences."

It would be great if the Echo was a complete internet access device that you could use like Google to search and access any information on the web by voice, and have it read back to you. Sound's like this one is just another version of the smart phone's SIRI who gives only limited information.

Echo

Echoing every word you say to the NSA

Oh it's coming.... this is only the 1st generation. It's coming. It just wants to come into our household as an accepted icon for daily interaction.....at first.

So a lot of people seem to have a problem with this.

Is the main objection to this (and Google's Siri), that they come from big companies that have links to the government?

Would you trust such a device if it were from a small company, or if it were completely open-sourced, so you could verify what was going on "under-the-hood"?

And coming soon, you guessed it, the iEcho 2.0!

The next model will be equipped with a new feature everyone is sure to love, the "ATTENTION CITIZEN" software package update, which informs you and your family of when you all might be in any kind of violation of the Thought Police. It can also tell you to remain calm until the proper authorities arrive so that any "anomalous event" the iEcho 2.0 may have detected in your home can be investigated. Also, it will remind you of how much your big brother loves you via the daily, pro government affirmations the FCC has decided are best for you and your family needs to hear as the iEcho 2.0's adaptive programming listens, learns and adjusts itself to the needs of you and your family!