Wife pissed me off for the last time... Just threw Turkey out kitchen window

People act like this is some mythical bird from prehistoric times. It's turkey FFS. Who cares.

wemen talk seven times as much as men and say nothin ,"it's better to sit on the corner of the roof than be in the house with a contentious woman " old testament,this is one point the moslems got right,they don't take the abuse

I tend to think the family tree in this scenario is not much bifurcated.

Just remember,

There is such a thing as fucked up families.

Holidays makes it seem like it should be peaches & cream. If you are forcefed by the idea that families are perfect because its a holiday - you are retarded.

Fuck it.

He's sitting in his truck at the fast food restaurant's parking lot eating a hamburger instead of turkey and stuffing.

And, yes, there are tears streaming down his face.

He would have done that if he wanted to make up with the family. At the time, I don't think he wanted to make it up to anyone!

I did that once with a birthday cake. I wasn't mad, it fell accidently after I spent the whole day cleaning and cooking for the party. Tried to scrape the damaged part off without ruining the rest.

One of the posters was right, if these things are going to stress you out so bad that you don't enjoy them, then don't do it!

bifurcated

That's a good word. ( I had to look it up. )

Hope OP doesn't mind that we are having so much fun at his expense!

Drive to Ferguson and expel your pent up anger......

At my clans gatherings I was just happy if no one was killed.

Are any liquor stores open today?

They'd be getting rich what with all the raging outcasts and sulky refugees fleeing family dramas like this one!

As I child one of my uncles always "just had to" go out hunting and "miss" Thanksgiving dinner

He was the smart one.

Yup

they all are guilty fornot trying to salvage the day, by bringing the turkey back in, right away while still hot. They shouldhave hugged up, in mass, on the offender, and forgiven him . . . an given THANKS he loved enough to not use his gun . . . 8 beers, wow, they are reeeeeeal lucky that heis such a good and loving man.

I knew a single dad who did that one time. Told his three teens dinner would be at 3:00. He prepared the whole meal, 20 lb turkey by himself while the kids played at the neighbors house.

3:00 came and they didn't show up. He sat down...ate his meal then threw all the left overs in the trash. I asked why he didn't just put the leftovers in the fridge....he said they didn't deserve it.

Oh jeeze, give it up

That's why kids need and love their moms.

What a hero! Not.

Sounds like you had a tantrum and ruined the holiday for everyone. Way to go.

Extreme holiday stress

I am guessing there was PBR involved in your lovely trailer-style Thanksgiving.


"White trash in Trouble", a la South Park:

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Bizarre Thanksgiving spam - no pun intended. Jesus ate meat, ya know.

Could've been worse. She could've sucked your brains out with a turkey baster and fed it to everyone.

It's what I just did.

Brains are good. Yum.

The white trash way. Let's hope he's not living in a high rise.
No, a trailer, I think.

I especially like the mental picture of the dogs, their eyes alight like they're seeing the Holy Grail, with big grins on their doggy faces as they follow the turkey's trajectory on its' last flight.......

You know who'd be able to get that look? Mort Drucker who is/was a cartoonist for "MAD" Magazine. He was an expert at drawing the facial expressions; you could tell what a character was thinking or was about to say just by looking at the picture.

If you're still out there, Mort, I hope you're having a REAL Norman Rockwell Thanksgiving!

Good job Skeeter.

Go drink the rest of your Bush Lite 30 pack...and overdose on bad coke at the local "sports bar".

Last Edited by Henry K. on 11/27/2014 06:04 PM

Get your anger under control.

For your own sake.

That's no way for an adult to behave, in any circumstances.

You should also probably look into either divorce lawyers or couple's therapists (you know yourself which one to choose), because your marriage is just about over.

I feel ya OP. I woke up today in such a bad mood and I am surprised I didn't pull the same stunt. Instead, I sat down for dinner, took two bites, then awkwardly got up and left. Better to just disappear BEFORE you throw the fit.

Is she a mail-order bride, cause you sound like a mail-order husband?

I made our dinner in the middle of the night because I was up with my dying father.

All I had to do was take the turkey out of the oven and put stuff in the oven to finish when I got up. I don't give a shit if we have a holiday, but my kids and husband do.

My husband told me he would take us all out to dinner, including my bed ridden mom (which is a lot of work on him to get her up).

I haven't thrown up to him it's a pain in the ass to do it, he knows. He hasn't complained that my attention is on my dad, either, even though I know he would prefer more then he's getting right now.

I couldn't imagine my husband throwing the turkey (or ham) out.