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Wife pissed me off for the last time... Just threw Turkey out kitchen window

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/18/2015 07:12 PM
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I caught the turkey and ran with it!
thanks, asshat, it was delicious
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09/18/2015 07:17 PM
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Re: Wife pissed me off for the last time... Just threw Turkey out kitchen window
Hope it was at least clear for take off.
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09/18/2015 11:24 PM
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"The heavenly aroma still hung in the house. But it was gone, all gone! No turkey! No turkey sandwiches! No turkey salad! No turkey gravy! Turkey Hash! Turkey a la King! Or gallons of turkey soup! Gone, ALL GONE!"
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lol! I was hoping somebody would post that quote!
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10/12/2015 02:12 AM
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haha
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10/12/2015 02:19 AM
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Re: Wife pissed me off for the last time... Just threw Turkey out kitchen window
Almost a year ago from this date, I was walking by someone's window and got hit with a turkey. I spent a week in the hospital with a concussion, lacerated cornea from a drumstick poke to my eye, and post-traumatic-stress symptoms that involved a terrorizing fear of cooked flying turkeys. After several months of therapy and medication, I am just now able to leave the house.
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10/12/2015 02:24 AM
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PS - You're lucky. My wife's family are white trash and she just exceeded her class in life. No, seriously... they are descendants of the Mccoys of the Hatield and Mccoys, lol.
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Descendent of Hayfields which by the way are Scottish and Irish. You do realize the later generations were not embattled in the blood feud? All family lines have a**holes in it our family just had the unfortunate business of having their sins published.
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10/12/2015 03:36 AM
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Smooth move, Exlax.
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11/26/2015 04:49 PM
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Re: Wife pissed me off for the last time... Just threw Turkey out kitchen window
Who had thanksgiving this year.
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11/26/2015 04:54 PM
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Re: Wife pissed me off for the last time... Just threw Turkey out kitchen window
Another Drama Queen willing to reveal his personal and private life to the Public for all to hear...

whatever
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25985170


So.....at least he had the balls to do it.
I can't count the times I wanted to do that but I just shut my mouth like a little whipped pussy.
You go dude. Go get a original massage after the burger too.
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11/26/2015 04:54 PM
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11/26/2015 04:57 PM
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Another Drama Queen willing to reveal his personal and private life to the Public for all to hear...

whatever
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25985170


So.....at least he had the balls to do it.
I can't count the times I wanted to do that but I just shut my mouth like a little whipped pussy.
You go dude. Go get a original massage after the burger too.
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Forgot to say:
A lot of you people are obviously NOT married.
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11/26/2015 05:03 PM
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Sound very mature...you should fit in here just fine
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Keepin' it classy op! You ruined thanksgiving for the whole family because your wife "wouldn't shut up"??? How many cases of cheap beer did you go through?
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11/26/2015 05:09 PM
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Have an open mind. Accept you aren't perfect and neither is anyone else. I suggest couples counseling and if identify anger issues maybe find something to de-escalate those tendencies to lash out with the support of your wife. It's a two way street.

Shitty communication = shitty relationships
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11/26/2015 05:31 PM
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Re: Wife pissed me off for the last time... Just threw Turkey out kitchen window
Who had thanksgiving this year.
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Can't remember the last time I had Christmas or Thanksgiving.
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11/26/2015 05:34 PM
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Just won't shutup... all the family is pissed at me.

Dogs are happy though.

Her parents just left... and another sister and her husband took everyone to his brother's sisters.

On my way to find a burger joint and thank god for the peace and quiet.
 Quoting: Just had enough 64367012


Wife? You're married? You sound like a kid who needs to man up and stop being an overreacting bitch.
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11/26/2015 05:35 PM
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at least OP expressed how he felt and some emotions were shown, by contrast my terrific dead thanksgiving description, got up took out dog, husband already on facebook, made breakfast husband on facebook, started long process of cooking roast beef with trimmings, husband in garage on facebook and listening to music, 4 hours later, we ate dinner, not a word said, finished dinner, clean kitchen, husband playing video games on phone, now iam in my room watching tv all by myself, this sums up this horrible marriage and thanksgiving, you be the judge?
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11/26/2015 05:36 PM
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Another Drama Queen willing to reveal his personal and private life to the Public for all to hear...

whatever
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25985170




You're an idiot. You're a drama queen if you reveal your personal and private life in public, true. But this is a forum where you can post as an anonymous coward. He's not using any names or revealing any locations, etc. This is the place you go to where you can get the stuff off your chest without having to do so publicly like a drama queen.
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11/26/2015 05:53 PM
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Just won't shutup... all the family is pissed at me.

Dogs are happy though.

Her parents just left... and another sister and her husband took everyone to his brother's sisters.

On my way to find a burger joint and thank god for the peace and quiet.
 Quoting: Just had enough 64367012


my dad was like you...until mom shot him.
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11/26/2015 06:02 PM
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Re: Wife pissed me off for the last time... Just threw Turkey out kitchen window
I was going to reply "Didn't you do this same thing last year?"

Then I looked at the date...I KNEW I saw this thread last year.

lmao
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11/26/2015 06:04 PM
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11/26/2015 06:14 PM
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at least OP expressed how he felt and some emotions were shown, by contrast my terrific dead thanksgiving description, got up took out dog, husband already on facebook, made breakfast husband on facebook, started long process of cooking roast beef with trimmings, husband in garage on facebook and listening to music, 4 hours later, we ate dinner, not a word said, finished dinner, clean kitchen, husband playing video games on phone, now iam in my room watching tv all by myself, this sums up this horrible marriage and thanksgiving, you be the judge?
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bump
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Good subject for facebook
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This years bump.stir
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11/23/2017 01:05 PM
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OP you're a dysfunctional son of a bitch. Have fun in your future divorce hearing.
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11/23/2017 01:07 PM
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Re: Wife pissed me off for the last time... Just threw Turkey out kitchen window
Just won't shutup... all the family is pissed at me.

Dogs are happy though.

Her parents just left... and another sister and her husband took everyone to his brother's sisters.

On my way to find a burger joint and thank god for the peace and quiet.
 Quoting: Just had enough 64367012


Glad there are still some Alpha males around.
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This years bump.stir
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Ah lol just saw this thread's date.
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Classic GLP thread.





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