Wife pissed me off for the last time... Just threw Turkey out kitchen window

Another Drama Queen willing to reveal his personal and private life to the Public for all to hear...

Bump for awkward christmas

Nice going, OP, you're a charmer.

What's in store for Christmas at your trailer park?

They'll be even happier if you let them out so they can go and chow down on the turkey treat.

Ha ha should of pumped her before hand.

Sounds like someone has anger problems...

women enjoy having a lot at stake, holding it over you, then nailing your ass hoping so much is at stake, you will not react.

good on you. tired of their tricks

lol Yup.

Huffin' meat fog will do that to ya ...

she'll piss you off again, i promise.
maybe even still yet today!

I've been waiting to eat turkey all week so...

That wouldn't have happened here, lol.

PS - You're lucky. My wife's family are white trash and she just exceeded her class in life. No, seriously... they are descendants of the Mccoys of the Hatield and Mccoys, lol.

Man, seriously ... go Vegetarian / Vegan this Thankstaking and make it an epic story that could change your life , next incarnation and possibly save your marriage / family relations.
If you make the change , they'll understand.
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Sounds like you are almost ripe for reasoning ...

OP had a tantrum. Seriously, OP. A mature person would have went to another room and shut the door, or left altogether. Not you. You would rather fuck up everyone's Thanksgiving by showing your ass.

Hopefully, the turkey bones won't choke your dogs, or puncture their gut.

Astute observation. There should be a word for this -- like "brinking" or "edge-nailing"... yeah "edge-nailing".
Good job, guy.

Also, good job OP on not getting edge-nailed -- and sounds like every thanksgiving of my life, ever. Had to give up observing it for this exact reason.

Why'd you waste all that turkey?

Are you saying that YOU threw the turkey out the window?

brinksmanship?

Mods, bane him for wasting a perfectly good turkey.

God, what a loser.

Poor form, you wasted the food.

People are starving in the world, and you're throwing away turkey because you don't like how someone acted.

Immature.

OP has no impulse control. Did your kids witness this display?

Happy Thanksgiving, OP!!

I hope it's filled with family, an abundance of food prepared with loving hands, and a humbling thankfulness for all the abo...

Oh. I guess that's not how you roll. I guess it wasn't just about YOU enough.

Don't jump to conclusions people! Let's wait until the wife starts a thread explaining HER side of the stories! THEN jump to conclusions!

Did you land on the lawn or the path?

well don't fuck the turkey where someone could walk in on you next time and you won't have that problem...

Best thing to do in this instance is to just quietly a sneek out without saying a word, disappear for a while and reappear when you calm down as if nothing happened.

You were at Costco yesterday, weren't you?

I saw a man on the verge of a temper tantrum with his wife there yesterday.

Silly drama queens.

I have a fishing pole in my truck for just these occasions .