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Man reveals alter ego in obituary, instructs son to ‘avenge his father’s death’

 
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Man reveals alter ego in obituary, instructs son to ‘avenge his father’s death’
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MINNEAPOLIS — A Minnesota man with a brain tumor knew he didn’t have long to live, so he went to work on writing his own humorous obituary with the help of his wife.

“I’ve never laughed and cried more in one sitting, but I’m so glad we got to do this. I love this man so damn much,” wrote Nora Purmort, whose husband, Aaron Joseph Purmort, died on November 25 at age 35.

In his obituary, Aaron claims his cancer was caused by a “radioactive spider bite,” the same catalyst that allowed Peter Parker to become Spider-Man in the popular comic book, TV and film franchises.

“Civilians will recognize him best as Spider-Man, and thank him for his many years of service protecting our city,” a passage in Aaron Purmort’s obituary said.

Read the entire obituary below:

Purmort, Aaron Joseph age 35, died peacefully at home on November 25 after complications from a radioactive spider bite that led to years of crime-fighting and a years long battle with a nefarious criminal named Cancer, who has plagued our society for far too long.

Civilians will recognize him best as Spider-Man, and thank him for his many years of
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Re: Man reveals alter ego in obituary, instructs son to ‘avenge his father’s death’
Very touching , in fact it may start a trend .
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stupid as shit. hopefully the kid dies so his retard genes aren't carried on.
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