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Man Says He's Spider-Man in Obituary, Asks Son to Avenge His Death Against a "Nefarious Criminal Named Cancer"

 
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Man Says He's Spider-Man in Obituary, Asks Son to Avenge His Death Against a "Nefarious Criminal Named Cancer"
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A Minneapolis man named Aaron Joseph Purmort died last week at the age of 35 after battling cancer, and his obituary, published Sunday, Nov. 30 in the Star Tribune, has gone viral.

Purmort wrote his own obituary, putting a creative spin to his life story. In it, the art director-by-day claimed he was Spider-Man, and pleaded with his young son Ralphie to avenge his father's death against cancer.

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His obituary read: "Purmort, Aaron Joseph age 35, died peacefully at home on November 25 after complications from a radioactive spider bite that led to years of crime-fighting and a years' long battle with a nefarious criminal named Cancer, who has plagued our society for far too long. Civilians will recognize him best as Spider-Man, and thank him for his many years of service protecting our city. His family knew him only as a kind and mild-mannered Art Director, a designer of websites and t-shirts, and concert posters who always had the right cardigan and the right thing to say (even if it was wildly inappropriate)."





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