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Is It Possible To Poop Without Peeing?

 
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In related news from the CDC: “The average person has .14 grams of feces on their rear end.”
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The best course of action is to just stop doing both.
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12/05/2014 01:16 AM
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Personally i usually go #1 prior to going #2. I do not like peeing sitting down it does not feel right, also there is the possibility of it touching the water so that is why i prefer to go #1 before #2 this way i have the option of resting it on the seat. Wet wipes and baby powder to clean up. Do it right.
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Wait...what?
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12/05/2014 01:20 AM
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Yes, don't drink any beer with your potatoes au gratin.

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12/05/2014 01:24 AM
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Plop! Plop! whizz! Whizz!

Oh what a relief it is!

Sing it...
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12/05/2014 01:28 AM
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so if;
#1= pee
#2= poop
would poop and pee be #3?
No one ever says "I gotta go number 3", but that is what's happening?
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Next up on glp:

Is it possible to piss with a hard on?
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stupthrd
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Stop the hate!
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There has to be someone who can poop without peeing.
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The instant my eyes open in the morning, I have to get up and go pee. But, the morning poop doesn't come for another 15 minutes or so. Morning duty is separate, but the rest of the day, it is a two-fer.
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Yes I think so.


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When I piss out my ass with diarrhea does that count as peeing?

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There has to be someone who can poop without peeing.
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Lol - what. I do it everyday. But I'm a girl. Superpowers
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12/05/2014 02:34 AM
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Well your body is thinking while we are here lets empty all waste containers
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Wrong, "body" cannot think, only the 'thinking organ' can do that.

The brain runs two kinds of software: concious and unconcious.
The unconscious one is like the BIOS software in a PC (that initialises and takes care of all in/out interfaces and all other physical resources from a PC)

The interesting part is that our BIOS software is genetically inherited (genetic memory) from the parents.., and all that information (like breathing, peeing, pooping, sweating, heart regulation, newtonian physics etc .. which means is a lot more information than those 8MB from a PC BIOS eeprom can contain) , is stuffed into just a tiny spermatozoid !!!

So the fact that we cannot poop without a leak means that
either our programmer (creator) didn't put too much thinking in our shitting subroutines,
or He did do it right, but somewhere along the historical line, due to too much interbreeding with other species, a few bits of the original software were altered or lost.
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12/05/2014 02:35 AM
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Same here.
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The sphincter muscle controls all of that, it's the smartest muscle in the body, in a fraction of a second it can tell the difference between a solid, liquid, and a gas and allow one to escape without the others, at will.
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-unless you're over 40
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Something i've wondered myself lol, i just moved into a new property and the toilet is tiny ffs, i have a problem with normal toilets, but this one is worse, i hate my dick touching the front of the pan when i sit, but i can't bring it out or i pee everywhere,, i can't seperate the fucking action, how the fuck do well endowed black males manage ffs? or do they like to dip or somethin?
I have to do a push bend twist action to angle it slightly backwards, seems toilets are made for women
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Even if I don't feel like I need to take a leak, when I shit I always have to pee. Does this happen to you? Ever thought about it? Baffling. I can pee and then poop and then pee again. I don't understand.
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Look's like GLP's resident poo spammer is back
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Something i've wondered myself lol, i just moved into a new property and the toilet is tiny ffs, i have a problem with normal toilets, but this one is worse, i hate my dick touching the front of the pan when i sit, but i can't bring it out or i pee everywhere,, i can't seperate the fucking action, how the fuck do well endowed black males manage ffs? or do they like to dip or somethin?
I have to do a push bend twist action to angle it slightly backwards, seems toilets are made for women
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65775664

indeed tomato
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The sphincter muscle controls all of that, it's the smartest muscle in the body, in a fraction of a second it can tell the difference between a solid, liquid, and a gas and allow one to escape without the others, at will.
 Quoting: BRIEF


You're an expert on assholes, aren't you?

you know what they say, it takes one to know one.

cruise
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You are probably an expert yourself...
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Even if I don't feel like I need to take a leak, when I shit I always have to pee. Does this happen to you? Ever thought about it? Baffling. I can pee and then poop and then pee again. I don't understand.
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....and that was when God struck the earth with a meteor big enough to wipe out all of humanity
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I pooped without peing one time in the desert.
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ugh
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The only time I don't piss while shitting is if I've had to piss an hour or so beforehand.
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Get a life.

stfu
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The sphincter muscle controls all of that, it's the smartest muscle in the body, in a fraction of a second it can tell the difference between a solid, liquid, and a gas and allow one to escape without the others, at will.
 Quoting: BRIEF


You're an expert on assholes, aren't you?

you know what they say, it takes one to know one.

cruise
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You are probably an expert yourself...
 Quoting: #Geomagnetic_Storm#


And.....
:youreafag:

cruise
cupofjoe
EAT SHIT FAG
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ButtHurt69
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