Is It Possible To Poop Without Peeing? | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 56338692 United States 12/05/2014 01:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Personally i usually go #1 prior to going #2. I do not like peeing sitting down it does not feel right, also there is the possibility of it touching the water so that is why i prefer to go #1 before #2 this way i have the option of resting it on the seat. Wet wipes and baby powder to clean up. Do it right. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60998106 Wait...what? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 65096733 Sweden 12/05/2014 02:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well your body is thinking while we are here lets empty all waste containers Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65743609 Wrong, "body" cannot think, only the 'thinking organ' can do that. The brain runs two kinds of software: concious and unconcious. The unconscious one is like the BIOS software in a PC (that initialises and takes care of all in/out interfaces and all other physical resources from a PC) The interesting part is that our BIOS software is genetically inherited (genetic memory) from the parents.., and all that information (like breathing, peeing, pooping, sweating, heart regulation, newtonian physics etc .. which means is a lot more information than those 8MB from a PC BIOS eeprom can contain) , is stuffed into just a tiny spermatozoid !!! So the fact that we cannot poop without a leak means that either our programmer (creator) didn't put too much thinking in our shitting subroutines, or He did do it right, but somewhere along the historical line, due to too much interbreeding with other species, a few bits of the original software were altered or lost. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 65775664 United Kingdom 12/05/2014 03:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Something i've wondered myself lol, i just moved into a new property and the toilet is tiny ffs, i have a problem with normal toilets, but this one is worse, i hate my dick touching the front of the pan when i sit, but i can't bring it out or i pee everywhere,, i can't seperate the fucking action, how the fuck do well endowed black males manage ffs? or do they like to dip or somethin? I have to do a push bend twist action to angle it slightly backwards, seems toilets are made for women |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 65096733 Sweden 12/05/2014 03:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Something i've wondered myself lol, i just moved into a new property and the toilet is tiny ffs, i have a problem with normal toilets, but this one is worse, i hate my dick touching the front of the pan when i sit, but i can't bring it out or i pee everywhere,, i can't seperate the fucking action, how the fuck do well endowed black males manage ffs? or do they like to dip or somethin? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65775664 I have to do a push bend twist action to angle it slightly backwards, seems toilets are made for women indeed |
#Geomagnetic_Storm# User ID: 60031870 United States 12/05/2014 03:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The sphincter muscle controls all of that, it's the smartest muscle in the body, in a fraction of a second it can tell the difference between a solid, liquid, and a gas and allow one to escape without the others, at will. Quoting: BRIEF You're an expert on assholes, aren't you? you know what they say, it takes one to know one. You are probably an expert yourself... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 65439835 United States 12/05/2014 03:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Even if I don't feel like I need to take a leak, when I shit I always have to pee. Does this happen to you? Ever thought about it? Baffling. I can pee and then poop and then pee again. I don't understand. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65759631 ....and that was when God struck the earth with a meteor big enough to wipe out all of humanity |
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#Geomagnetic_Storm# User ID: 60031870 United States 12/05/2014 03:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The sphincter muscle controls all of that, it's the smartest muscle in the body, in a fraction of a second it can tell the difference between a solid, liquid, and a gas and allow one to escape without the others, at will. Quoting: BRIEF You're an expert on assholes, aren't you? you know what they say, it takes one to know one. You are probably an expert yourself... And..... :youreafag: EAT SHIT FAG |
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