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!!!! Want to Live 12 Years Longer? Take Ibuprofen every Day????

 
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Whatís orange, may be able to extend your life, and is probably already in the back of your medicine cabinet? Ibuprofen. A recent study found that regular small doses of the pill extended the lives of animal subjects by up to 15 percent. Not only did the animals live longer, but they also lived healthier, and scientists believe the same effect could be seen in humans.

In the study, scientists gave a number of species doses of ibuprofen that would be comparable to the recommended human dose. They first began their tests on bakerís yeast, but then moved on to worms and flies. Results showed that over time this extended the test subjectsí lives by 15 percent, which when translated into human life is about an extra dozen years of life.

"We are not sure why this works, but it's worth exploring further," explained Dr. Michael Polymenis, one of the collaborating researchers who had taken part on the study, in a press release.

Ibuprofen interferes with the ability of yeast cells to pick a universal amino acid called tryptophan. This molecule is essential for human life, and ibuprofenís effect on it results in longer healthier lives.
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hesright

NBC news, whatever they say, do the opposite.
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hestonright

Kidney failure, liver cancer, holes in stomach, no thanks
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hesright


Mr. Polymenis apparently isn't considering the side effects that would likely come with extending your life for twelve years with medical-mafia/big-pharma synthetic drugs.

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Kidney failure, liver cancer, holes in stomach, no thanks
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NBC news, whatever they say, do the opposite.
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hesright

NBC news, whatever they say, do the opposite.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43969797

hestonright

Kidney failure, liver cancer, holes in stomach, no thanks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66116230

hesright


Mr. Polymenis apparently isn't considering the side effects that would likely come with extending your life for twelve years with medical-mafia/big-pharma synthetic drugs.
 Quoting: Buddha Nature


The side-effects of Ibuprofen can be minimized or mitigated.

The side-effects of death? Not so much.

The fact that it's effect is seen cross such a wide variety of species implies the possibility it will effect us in similar fashion.

There is no mention in the study of heroic measures being taken to keep test subjects suffering from side effects of ibuprofen alive longer than other other test subjects, although it did mention that test subjects given ibuprofen lived healthier lives in addition to longer lives.

So all-in-all, it's at least worth following the research on this.

One method of action likely contributing to the effect is reduced inflammation. You can get started on deriving those benefits now by taking turmeric regularly. Just remember to mix 1 part black pepper to 2parts turmeric. Without the black pepper, the Curcumin isn't readily bioavailable.

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Ibuprofen interferes with the ability of yeast cells to pick a universal amino acid called tryptophan. This molecule is essential for human life, and ibuprofenís effect on it results in longer healthier lives.

that is interesting, tryptophan is supposed to put you to sleep, and ibuprophan puts me to sleep.
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It inhibits prostaglandins and reduces inflammation. I think there's something to it. I wonder if it is better than aspirin?
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Whatís orange, may be able to extend your life, and is probably already in the back of your medicine cabinet? Ibuprofen. A recent study found that regular small doses of the pill extended the lives of animal subjects by up to 15 percent. Not only did the animals live longer, but they also lived healthier, and scientists believe the same effect could be seen in humans.

In the study, scientists gave a number of species doses of ibuprofen that would be comparable to the recommended human dose. They first began their tests on bakerís yeast, but then moved on to worms and flies. Results showed that over time this extended the test subjectsí lives by 15 percent, which when translated into human life is about an extra dozen years of life.

"We are not sure why this works, but it's worth exploring further," explained Dr. Michael Polymenis, one of the collaborating researchers who had taken part on the study, in a press release.

Ibuprofen interferes with the ability of yeast cells to pick a universal amino acid called tryptophan. This molecule is essential for human life, and ibuprofenís effect on it results in longer healthier lives.
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NBC news, whatever they say, do the opposite.
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That is what NBC correspondent Nancy Synderman thinks too. cruise

Never listening.
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It inhibits prostaglandins and reduces inflammation. I think there's something to it. I wonder if it is better than aspirin?
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It also damages your Kidneys and Liver.

Anybody who intentionally takes this stuff everyday, hoping to "live longer", deserves their shortened life.
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How can yo live 12 years longer with no stomach lining?

Ibuprofen is a miracle drug - I've used it to combat sweeling and pain from injuries to great effect.

But i've always been very thrifty using it - coz anyone who has had to use it will know - its a poison, and fcuks your guts up
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Liver damage is what you will get from using ibuprofen every day.
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"take this pill slaves, that way you can continue to work and get more problems that we also have a pill for" lmao
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Liver damage is what you will get from using ibuprofen every day.
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Nah,not so much, your thinking Tylenol.

Ibuprofen and other NSAIDS rarely affect the liver. Unlike acetaminophen (Tylenol) most NSAIDs are absorbed completely and have negligible first-pass hepatic (liver) metabolism. In other words, the way NSAIDS are metabolized makes liver toxicity (hepatotoxicity) very rare. Estimates are that 1 in 100,000 NSAID prescriptions result in acute liver injury. Generally NSAIDs are very liver-safe

Your kidneys are more affected though.
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This thread has inspired an amazing turnout of naysayers who haven't even looked at the study yet feel comfortable expressing their uneducated opinion as authortative fact.

Intriguing, no?

aHEMagain
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Proves only how retard stupid statistics actually are.
If you study 1000 people and find the ones who live the longest took ibuprofen, does this mean the ibuprofen made them live longer? cruise putin
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And remember psychology is based predominantly on statistics!
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At least medicine and real science relies on actual physical measurement and replication!
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I didn't realize GLP had so many doctors.
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I didn't realize GLP had so many doctors.
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This thread has inspired an amazing turnout of naysayers who haven't even looked at the study yet feel comfortable expressing their uneducated opinion as authortative fact.

Intriguing, no?

aHEMagain
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I was thinking exactly the same thing.

What's going on here?

Why would the shills be treating this thread as if it's a chemtrails, 911 or moon landing thread?

Wierd!

I just don't get it?
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[link to www.medicaldaily.com]

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Whatís orange, may be able to extend your life, and is probably already in the back of your medicine cabinet? Ibuprofen. A recent study found that regular small doses of the pill extended the lives of animal subjects by up to 15 percent. Not only did the animals live longer, but they also lived healthier, and scientists believe the same effect could be seen in humans.

In the study, scientists gave a number of species doses of ibuprofen that would be comparable to the recommended human dose. They first began their tests on bakerís yeast, but then moved on to worms and flies. Results showed that over time this extended the test subjectsí lives by 15 percent, which when translated into human life is about an extra dozen years of life.

"We are not sure why this works, but it's worth exploring further," explained Dr. Michael Polymenis, one of the collaborating researchers who had taken part on the study, in a press release.

Ibuprofen interferes with the ability of yeast cells to pick a universal amino acid called tryptophan. This molecule is essential for human life, and ibuprofenís effect on it results in longer healthier lives.
 Quoting: TEOTWAIKI


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Maybe!

But only when you take 1/100-1/500 of the daily recommended Dosage
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hesright

NBC news, whatever they say, do the opposite.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43969797

:hestonright:

Kidney failure, liver cancer, holes in stomach, no thanks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66116230

hesright


Mr. Polymenis apparently isn't considering the side effects that would likely come with extending your life for twelve years with medical-mafia/big-pharma synthetic drugs.
 Quoting: Buddha Nature


Honestly, I don't think this is being pushed by Big Pharma. They only push top-dollar prescription remedies. Anything you can get for a couple bucks without a prescription isn't part of their agenda. The holes in stomach, liver issues only come with excessive use.
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hesright

NBC news, whatever they say, do the opposite.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43969797

:hestonright:

Kidney failure, liver cancer, holes in stomach, no thanks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66116230

hesright


Mr. Polymenis apparently isn't considering the side effects that would likely come with extending your life for twelve years with medical-mafia/big-pharma synthetic drugs.
 Quoting: Buddha Nature


Honestly, I don't think this is being pushed by Big Pharma. They only push top-dollar prescription remedies. Anything you can get for a couple bucks without a prescription isn't part of their agenda. The holes in stomach, liver issues only come with excessive use.
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Ibuprofen everyday isn't excessive?
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hesright

NBC news, whatever they say, do the opposite.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43969797

:hestonright:

Kidney failure, liver cancer, holes in stomach, no thanks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66116230

hesright


Mr. Polymenis apparently isn't considering the side effects that would likely come with extending your life for twelve years with medical-mafia/big-pharma synthetic drugs.
 Quoting: Buddha Nature


Honestly, I don't think this is being pushed by Big Pharma. They only push top-dollar prescription remedies. Anything you can get for a couple bucks without a prescription isn't part of their agenda. The holes in stomach, liver issues only come with excessive use.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65008053


Ibuprofen everyday isn't excessive?
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And when they do get stomach and liver problems from taking the Ibuprofens everyday, who are they going to run to?
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Re: !!!! Want to Live 12 Years Longer? Take Ibuprofen every Day????
I'm still waiting on the verdict if eggs are good or not. They seem to change their mind every 5 years.

When they sort that out and can give an accurate 3 day forecast, then I'll listen to the news. Until then GLP is just about as reliable for info.
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NSAIDs prevent the absorption of nutrients needed to make, or repair connective tissue. Could be why so many people have bad joints, and backs. Personally I don't want to live 12 years in a wheel chair.
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This thread has inspired an amazing turnout of naysayers who haven't even looked at the study yet feel comfortable expressing their uneducated opinion as authortative fact.

Intriguing, no?

aHEMagain
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I was thinking exactly the same thing.

What's going on here?

Why would the shills be treating this thread as if it's a chemtrails, 911 or moon landing thread?

Wierd!

I just don't get it?
 Quoting: TEOTWAIKI


Maybe they're not shills. Maybe they have observed that science is a series of observations recorded in what are termed "studies", all of which have a particular bias or interpretation based on the personal history of the observer. This is one, single, solitary study. Hardly definitive. Likely to be contradicted or corroborated in later studies, but isn't it somewhat foolish to jump onboard at this stage?

To be sure, there are a lot of studies being done on ibuprofen, but to call them definitive or "fact" is still quite an overstatement. Check your enthusiasm as much as you expect those "shills" to check their nay-saying.
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I'm still waiting on the verdict if eggs are good or not. They seem to change their mind every 5 years.

When they sort that out and can give an accurate 3 day forecast, then I'll listen to the news. Until then GLP is just about as reliable for info.
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Eggs are very good. When they decided eggs were bad, they were thinking that cholesterol in eggs was directly responsible for cholesterol in your blood. It turns out that your body makes all the cholesterol in the blood. Eggs are full of nutrients your body needs. Our grandparents ate eggs every day and lived into their 90s. I eat eggs every day, and have no cholesterol problems at all.
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I give my employer 2 ibuprofens per day. He's 96, sharp and healthy considering his age and what his body has been through.





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