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How To Bring Peace To The Middle-East In 7 Simple Steps

 
Hallulama
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08/07/2006 06:22 PM
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How To Bring Peace To The Middle-East In 7 Simple Steps
Instead of discussing symptoms of something we DO NOT want, let's talk about solutions to what we DO want.

1. Cease-fire
2. Parties with anti-Israel sentiments renounce violence towards Israel and recognize the state of Israel according to the 1967 borders (this includes Palestinian militant organisations, Hezbollah, Iran, etc.)
3. Israel withdraws according to the 1967 borders
4. Israel releases all political prisoners
5. Recognizing the state of Israel automatically means recognizing the state of Palestina, with East-Jerusalem as its capital
6. All refugees return to the Palestinian state, not to the state of Israel (times have changed, deal with it)
7. Temple Mount will be placed under ownership of and supervision by the U.N.

After this, a meteor will strike the Temple Mount, destroying all buildings on top of it, allowing for the Jews, Moslims and Christians to build together a new combined Temple of Conciliation, and who knows, maybe even Jesus and Mohammed will drop by to lend a hand ;-)

Peace on Earth, end of story.

We are currently at step 1.

Please engage.

(so, yeah, I added a bit of drama, namely, the meteor, because we must be able to make a nice blockbuster movie out of it when the job is done, okay?)
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Hallulama  (OP)

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08/07/2006 06:30 PM
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Re: How To Bring Peace To The Middle-East In 7 Simple Steps
If you don't agree, please offer an alternative.

I will now start playing We Can Work It Out by The Beatles ;-)
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08/07/2006 06:39 PM
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Sure. I can fix it in one easy lesson -
Nuc it from Orbit. Its the only way to be sure.
Hallulama  (OP)

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08/07/2006 06:40 PM
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Re: How To Bring Peace To The Middle-East In 7 Simple Steps
Or do you rather chat about symptoms?
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Hallulama  (OP)

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Re: How To Bring Peace To The Middle-East In 7 Simple Steps
Sure. I can fix it in one easy lesson -
Nuc it from Orbit. Its the only way to be sure.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 105611


Well, why not take on the entire planet while you're at it?
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08/07/2006 06:43 PM
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Re: How To Bring Peace To The Middle-East In 7 Simple Steps
2. Parties with anti-Israel sentiments renounce violence towards Israel and recognize the state of Israel according to the 1967 borders (this includes Palestinian militant organisations, Hezbollah, Iran, etc.)

 Quoting: Hallulama


Bush will be re-elected by a huge majority long before that happens.
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08/07/2006 06:47 PM
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Step 1. abomb

Step 2. abomb

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Hallulama  (OP)

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08/07/2006 06:49 PM
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Re: How To Bring Peace To The Middle-East In 7 Simple Steps
That may be so, but then at least we know where the problem lies. It's much easier for folks to comprehend then.

Unless, shit, they start talking about the fact that Israel was planted there in 1948 without the agreement of Arab states.

In that case you really can't put your finger on it, and can only hope for some mercy and acceptance by the parties with anti-Israel sentiments.

In any way both the Israeli and the Palestinian people want peace, maybe that will make the difference?
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08/07/2006 06:50 PM
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Re: How To Bring Peace To The Middle-East In 7 Simple Steps
Sure. I can fix it in one easy lesson -
Nuc it from Orbit. Its the only way to be sure.


Well, why not take on the entire planet while you're at it?
 Quoting: Hallulama

No just the middle east and some islamic states in africa should do it.
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08/07/2006 06:54 PM
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Nuc it from orbit. Wide dispersal..Its the only way to be sure.

Then nuc it for effect.
Som3guy
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08/07/2006 08:24 PM
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Re: How To Bring Peace To The Middle-East In 7 Simple Steps
How would this solve the problems between different fractions of Islam? One must remember that even though the state of Israel, has caused alot of conflict. There has been plenty between the differences of Islam. Nice attempt however.





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