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What's the craziest, weirdest, strangest, unbelievable thing you ever seen?

 
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I saw the sign.

And then I saw her standing there.
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I saw a dog fart and when it did, it blew a bubble. The dog swallowed gum and so...

Real story, it was not Family Guy...
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When i was about 6 I saw a hassidic jew drop a nickle at a ticket counter and miss his flight trying to find it
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Haha, what a relevant and timely racial joke. Oh my me, what a riot.
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I'm not joking.

And well, you will pardon me for saying so, but from my perspective it was weird, crazy and unbelievable and it is true.A few years later I also saw a jewish shoe store owner remove the pennies from a pair of penny loafers after they had been paid for.
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That is a fantastic story. But for such an occasion, would you, could you, be Truthful? I mean like, for example, did you not take any pictures?
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Me and a buddy go to play Frisbee golf one day. Right before the first hole my friend starts stretching out a bit. He fumbles his disk and bends over to grab it. Just then a golden eagle swoops down and claps his talons right where my friend was standing. Missing his attack, he flew off. My friend, stood right back up, disk in hand, never noticing that an eagle had just attempted to have him for supper.

I told my friend what had just happened, and his exact reply was "Bull Shit". I just shrugged my shoulders and started the game, but kept my eyes open for that fucker to attack again.



Me and a different friend were drinking around a bonfire. Long story short, as it gets hazy through the fog of drink, we ended up creating our own chemtrail from the smoke and ash (accidentally of course). We watched it spread out, clouds form, and drizzle. Yes, we had actually made it rain with a fire. That was pretty crazy.

Sadly, no UFO, Orbs, or Ball lightning to report. :(
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I had a Uri Geller moment and retrieved my child's lost ball out of thin air. Walking to the car with the family, through the garage, and one kid says they need their ball. I went back in, looked around, and couldn't find it. On the way back out, walking by the perfectly smooth dry-walled walls and roof of the garage, the ball fell out of thin air, landed on my shoulder, and was tangled in my hair. I had to untangle it to get it out.

One day I was flying over the ocean enjoying the sound of the waves and watching them roll peacefully in at the San Onofre State park. We were camping on the top of the huge cliffs there. It was a pitch black night, one of those night where if you are 20 feet from the fire, you can move your hand in front of your face and see no difference. Anyway, I saw a group of people on a cliff calling out to someone. I was curious, so I rewound time. I saw a guy doing the running man in mid air going back up from the bottom of the cliff. I went forward in time, and saw him falling. Back and forth a few times, and I was able to figure out that he fell off the cliff. He wasn't answering the calls of the people on the top of the cliff, so I got concerned. I flew around over the camp fire, through the group of people, down the cliff... and SWOOP! I was laying in the pitch black in pain clinging to the side of a cliff. I said in absolute terror, "It's me. I'm the one who fell off the cliff." I proceeded to argue with myself going back and forth, "No no no, it's not me." Then the horror sets in again, "It IS me." Still one of the most terrifying moments of my life. I had PTSD for a while after that where I would suddenly be at the bottom of that cliff again. Managed to get away with scratches and bruised organs. It was an 80 foot drop into cactus and broken glass. I was lucky, I could have been splattered on one of the huge boulders.

Had a bird-sized creature painlessly extract blood from my neck one day walking through the park at night. I felt something on my neck and swatted it off. Against the full moon, I could see it flying away shooting a 6 foot stream of my blood out of it's 2-inch needle snout. It was definitely not a bat. It looked like a hummingbird with a giant needle nose. Kind of like an overgrown mosquito but it flew like a hummingbird.

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I am an antagonizing accusatory ass. I apologize.
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After this page, are you surprised? Are you dumbfounded? Have you learned something? I hope so because there seems to be a real extreme degree of absorption of information, pertinent to whatever has been deemed fit for the cause.
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I used to live in mining town which probably had around 1500people living there it was basically in the desert.
When I was 8 I was riding my dirt bike and I saw a green iguana jump from a tree to another right in front of me I went to look for it but there I could not find it.

Green iguanas do not exist in western Australia.
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain....
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OK, but he needs his own memories, the guy is right....

I did paddle up on more alligators than I could count of HUGE size once. They all dove into the narrow shallow canal I was in and scraped the bottom of the pirogue as they fled.

I didn't really panic... It's been 50 years since an American Alligator has killed a human in my state... you gotta screw with a male during mating season or do something REALLY REALLY STUPID.

Florida is getting crocs though, THEY SUCK!!!
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2005.. I was attacked by cuban crocs on the indian river lagoon in st lucie county at night fishing.. I was close to the east shore fishing the mangroves about 2am one night and the TWO crocs bolted off the bank, one swam toward the west and the other attacked my boat.. a 15 foot aluminum skiff.. damn near dumped us into the water after lifting the boat out of the water, engine was still running as i was idling so I grabbed the tiller to hit the throttle and just as I did that croc bit the lower unit shutting it off..

must have given him a toothache because he turned splashed water everywhere and jetted west toward the center of the river. I could see his tail propelling him in the moonlight.

The guy who was with me never got near the water again after that.. would not even fish any more. scare the shit out of him.
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Was he on drugs when this happened?
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No, he is a very solemn type person.
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I was hoping he was on drugs. That is pretty freaky.
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Also, on his way to school, he spoke to one of his friends, just like he always did, but the friend he spoke to had died the night before. This guy that told me this is a very sweet, serious guy.
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Did he realize the guy had died when he spoke to him?
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A conch attacking and eating a live crab.
Oh and that white owl staring in the window.
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Last Tuesday I took a dump, and when I looked in the toilet bowl it was a little hermaphrodite dwarf Asian girl playing a piccolo.
Then, after that I saw the weirdest thing- the date printed on my newspaper was from last week! Couldn't believe my eyes!! It was unbelievable!!!

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When I was little I heard voices and thumps in an old house I used to live in coming from the second floor. I went up to investigate and nothing was there. It was very frightening. In that same house I had a very weird experience in my bedroom which was also on the second floor. In the middle of the night, I woke up and went into a large closet in my bedroom. I removed a panel on the wall and climbed through a hole into a large white room. In the center of the room there was a child's play kitchen / stove toy. I played with it for a bit. I can't remember what happened after that. I woke up in my bed and then went to investigate the closet. The entrance to the room had been sealed up. If you were to look at the exterior of the house, there wasn't any structure beyond the wall of that closet. I wonder now if aliens or beings from another dimension were experimenting on me.
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Totally gross, but exquisitely funny!!
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When I was little I heard voices and thumps in an old house I used to live in coming from the second floor. I went up to investigate and nothing was there. It was very frightening. In that same house I had a very weird experience in my bedroom which was also on the second floor. In the middle of the night, I woke up and went into a large closet in my bedroom. I removed a panel on the wall and climbed through a hole into a large white room. In the center of the room there was a child's play kitchen / stove toy. I played with it for a bit. I can't remember what happened after that. I woke up in my bed and then went to investigate the closet. The entrance to the room had been sealed up. If you were to look at the exterior of the house, there wasn't any structure beyond the wall of that closet. I wonder now if aliens or beings from another dimension were experimenting on me.
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Wow this happened at my old house also without the voices I never really told my parents when this was going on when I was in my childhood, I just assumed it was just like water pipes or something.

When I realised it was something else is when my next door neighbours mother said to her son go next door to play with your friend it sounds like he's having fun... He knocked on the door and no one was home.
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The weirdest things I've ever seen, were while I was on psychedlic drugs, or having a lucid dream.
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When I was little I heard voices and thumps in an old house I used to live in coming from the second floor. I went up to investigate and nothing was there. It was very frightening. In that same house I had a very weird experience in my bedroom which was also on the second floor. In the middle of the night, I woke up and went into a large closet in my bedroom. I removed a panel on the wall and climbed through a hole into a large white room. In the center of the room there was a child's play kitchen / stove toy. I played with it for a bit. I can't remember what happened after that. I woke up in my bed and then went to investigate the closet. The entrance to the room had been sealed up. If you were to look at the exterior of the house, there wasn't any structure beyond the wall of that closet. I wonder now if aliens or beings from another dimension were experimenting on me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64071104


Wow this happened at my old house also without the voices I never really told my parents when this was going on when I was in my childhood, I just assumed it was just like water pipes or something.

When I realised it was something else is when my next door neighbours mother said to her son go next door to play with your friend it sounds like he's having fun... He knocked on the door and no one was home.
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Reading this brought up a pretty old memory. I was about 5, I was sleeping in my bunk bed, bottom bed, I was staring at my feet, in the middle of the night, drifting between sleep and aware. I was aware at the time. Of that I'm sure. Something shoved up below the bed, underneath, where my feet were. It bumped up the hard matress and soft, elevating my feet and mattress. *Bump*. My legs lifted abruptly, then down. That was it. Nothing more. But I was immediately afraid. Just a bump, and nothing more. I don't remember getting out of bed and running to my parents' room, as I have done before. Maybe I did or didn't, I don't remember. But that bump, underneath the bed, so vivid. It's still one of the few mysteries of my childhood life.
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in 1986 or 87 i was in high school. my friend jason liked this girl diana and vice/versa. diana's parents were out of town so she and two friends invited jason and me to her house for a seance with a ouiji board.

i didn't know anything about it. it seemed like an excuse to get together. so we lit a candle and sat in a circle holding hands and chanting something i can't remember. seemed silly and embarrassing but i was holding hands with girls on either side which at that time in my life was what you would call a very successful evening.

all of a sudden diana's face and voice changed into something not necessarily scary but so damn different that there was no denying something very weird was happening. then actually her face did get really scary and she yelled something unintelligible with a deep loud male voice and the candle blew out to pitch black. not just a scary feeling but somehow got an evil feeling, whatever that means. girls were screaming and it was chaos for 3 or 4 seconds until someone could get the light on. what a relief, lights were on and diana was acting like she lost time and couldn't remember what happened. i assumed i was being pranked but i just couldn't figure out who was in on it and who else besides me was getting got.

then the dust settled and someone pointed out the candle that had seconds before been burning calmly was all distorted and had melted in an upward arc so that it reached up and to the side an down to the board, creating kind of an arch. defying gravity and physics and any normal experience. there was no room and no time for anyone to have removed/replaced the candle with a prop. everyone else in the room claimed to have seen the same thing i did.

i left feeling sure i must have been pranked but couldn't believe the skill with which it had been done. looking back on it, and having experienced some other weird shit in the world, now i think there was no prank. don't know what happened but i damn sure don't express any interest in ouiji board if it ever comes up.
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in the early 80's my younger sister woke up in the morning and asked, "did they call about gramma yet?" they called a half hour later to say that gramma died last night. full disclosure, gramma did have cancer, but only the adults knew, us kids never knew until later.
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in the mid-90's i had a dream that i was on a very fast and scary magic mountain type roller coaster with my grandfather. weird because as much as i loved that old dude, as far as i remember he was NEVER in my dreams before or after. anyway, next day we found out he had been driving the day prior and had a stroke and crashed off the road to hit a tree and was paralyzed.
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I was 15 and babysitting for a neighbor. It was around 11 pm and I was sitting on the couch watching a Christmas movie. During a commercial I looked outside the window to my left when all of a sudden I heard an electrical noise with silver sparks, which grabbed my attention. When I looked toward where the noise and sparks were coming from there stood a deep blue swirling energy in the shape of a human being about 3 ft in front of me. It appeared to be about 6 feet tall and did not have facial features. It was a swirling deep blue electrical energy in the shape of a human being.
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Religion.
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When I was a kid we lived in an old farmhouse on land that had been occupied since Roman times.

More than once people (including me) saw a newspaper on the kitchen table having its pages lifted and turned, one at a time, slowly as if someone was reading it. There was no-one at the table.

I don't remember this next bit, but my father swore it was true...

One winter night my mother was out with her two sisters-in-law and my father and 2 brothers were in the same kitchen, which had a large Inglenook fireplace.

Being a cold night, they had the fire stoked up with logs and it was blazing.

Seems I came downstairs and into the kitchen and walked toward the fireplace. As I did so, I tripped over a loose rug and went headlong into the fire.

However, something appeared to lift me out of the flames and place me back on my feet, away from the flames. I was unmarked.

The two brothers left very soon afterwards!


There were many incidents during our time there and I'd love to know if they continued after we sold up.
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I was walking through the woods of Michigan's UP in the early afternoon - a few hours before sundown. I was alone, but packing. I was a fairly thick woods, with trees that were very old and very tall.

I had hiked about 5 miles into the forrest when, for no logical reason, I stopped dead in my tracks. The hair on my neck stood on end - i could feel the electricity in the air. SOMETHING was out there watching me.

I pulled my handgun and crouched down to hide. Then I realized how stupid that was - it knew i was there and exactly where I was. I was at a disadvantage because I couldn't see very far from the crouched position. So I stood up again.

I didn't move for over 5 minutes, but the feeling never left. I was in danger, but i didn't know from what.

I'm not sure if I noticed movement, or just happened to look up - but sitting very high in a thick tree was the biggest cat I have ever seen. It was jet black with a very long tail. It was looking directly at me. If I had taken another 15 steps, I would have been directly under it. I'm glad I will never know if it would have pounced on me. It was not sitting in a relaxed position - it was crouched and ready to move.

I stood looking at the cat for at least 2 minutes, deciding if I should shoot at it or not. I decided I would probably miss and who knows how the cat would react. I took one step backwards - the first time I had moved in a long time. The cat didn't move at all. I took another, still no reaction. I walked backward with my eyes on that cat until I couldn't see it any longer. Then I started a controlled jog that allowed me to look in all directions. I never again felt it's presence, but I knew it could come at me from any direction and I continuously scanned 360 degrees, with my gun in my hand, until i retraced the 5 miles and got out of there.

The damn thing was huge...
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It was probably a black panther. Lots of sightings in Michigan woods.

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Mine are:

- Catching my husband cleaning the toilet seat with the hand towel.


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Dry his ass on the bath towel and put it back ??

haha
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Mine are:

- Catching my husband cleaning the toilet seat with the hand towel.


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chuckle

Dry his ass on the bath towel and put it back ??

haha
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I caught him putting it back on the towel rail. I said I dry my hands on that! He said "but the toilet seat is wet"

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An unbroken lightbulb in a patients anus. We had to surgically remove it.
That was pretty shocking at the time.
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At home a heavy door opened and closed by itself. There is a closer mechanism on it, but it the mechanism locked in an open position, and there's no way the door should both open and close by itself.





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