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A Starlifter flew by extremely low with a group of guys standing on the ramp at the back. A parachute suddenly opened followed immediately after another and another I would guess about a dozen in all. It took only a few seconds for them to hit the ground.
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Was having lunch with some friends, there was a knife on the table. One of the guys crossed his leg's, so he swings his leg over the other.. hitting the back of knife on the table wich gets a huge lift off and it ends right in between them sticking in the couch.....
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Small children and random street crazies talking about or even trying to interact with my imaginary friend.
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I was running as fast as I could on mushrooms and could feel as if I could move faster if I wanted to.

I then begun running in huge strides like a kangaroo and as soon as I noticed how fast I was moving it blew my mind, stumbling my concentration and then fumbling this running technique and left me standing their in awe of what just happened.
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myself in the mirror...

damned
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The old flashlight beneath the chin trick.

Do this in a darkened room, and just stare at yourself in a mirror for a minute or two.

Guaranteed, most people will just about shit their pantaloons!

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when i lived in St. Croix USVI I was at the bar and a local cruzan got fired. He went into the kitchen, grabbed a meat cleaver and went after the owner. There was a federal marshall eating that stood up and shot him 3 times in the chest. The cruzan ran about 20 yards, collapsed, and died. I had to give a statement and everything. The kid's name was gilbert. I tried talking him down. i bought him a long island and kind of feel guilty.
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A half black immigrant homosexual Islamo-fascist communist illegally occupying the White House posing as president and singlehandedly bringing the most powerful nation on earth to it's knees unchallenged.
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I saw the same thing.
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A GLP thread that won't let me post my story...
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I think I found out the filter. I apparently mentioned an unperson. Fixed.


Yes, drugs and sleep deprivation, even schizophrenia were involved in these, at times. But I think they are a way to hack the matrix. My interpretation.

For years, most times I looked at a clock, it ended in :33.

I grew irritated with my girlfriend in a darkened room. Very low light. Appropo of nothing (I'd never even considered such a thing, before), I said, "If you don't want to act right, I'd let the dark people have you."

She went from sitting Indian style to hovering about six inches off of the floor, and I could see/not see two black, winged things holding her by each arm. To the day she died, she swore I levitated her...

Same night, later on, in the living room. Better lighting. We had been talking about her having a baby. I said, "I want to see little <her name>..."

Things got quieter, and we could sense something. A little red blur walked out from the back room and stood by us, and said it wanted to be real...

Looked into the mirror, and I was a female that I knew, but with scaly skin and reptile eyes.

That same night, a girl was murdered in the apartments we had left that day, and I was almost charged with it. (This after having a dream about a reptilian Stephen King chasing me through some projects at night.)

I had been kicked out of school, after getting into trouble over a sleepwalking incident, in which I was pepper sprayed. I used to tell people I distinctly remember turning into a dinosaur type thing and eating them...

The capper? This was 1998. I didn't even learn about DIcke until 2003 or so. I blame the movie "Species", but obviously, that doesn't account for everything.

Then I moved to another city, and a female professor immediately went missing. I began to wonder if I was being set up. I even had to talk to the FBI and a DC profiler, at one point.

Coincidence, I hope. There are more terrible possibilities, it seems.
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a fat guy sawed his arms off in front of me at home depot
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I'm gonna call BS on this one. After sawing off the first how did he saw off the second?
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I saw night time turn to daylight then back to night after I cried out to god to cast the evil out of me.
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=) <3 can you ask him to cast the evil out of me too? Thank you! <3 =)
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I had one happen this new year's eve. As soon as midnight struck everyone started off with the fireworks, especially a neighbor across the street from me. He really had the works and was literally having a blast, and so this made me wanna go take a peek out the window. Yup, he had everything, but something else caught my eye. What looked like a plane at first glance, but closer inspection brought out some unusual details-no blinking lights and was just a cherry red blob surrounded by a red haze. I grabbed my cellphone and ran into the backyard where it was nice and dark, but by the time I had the camera on it turn it's single 'light' off and was therefore invisible. I cursed and waited, thinking maybe it was just cloud cover, when I noticed something that looked like small glass globe descend to the front yard of my next door neighbor's house. And so then I ran to the front, but didn't find anything. Could that globe have been just some sort of toy, and just mere coincidence it happened to be flying around at the same time as the UFO? Yeah, maybe.
But later on at 5am, I decided to go check the mail, and then something unusual happened. Every single cat in the neighborhood [15] came out to the middle of the street and sat there staring at me...
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I think I found out the filter. I apparently mentioned an unperson. Fixed.


Yes, drugs and sleep deprivation, even schizophrenia were involved in these, at times. But I think they are a way to hack the matrix. My interpretation.

For years, most times I looked at a clock, it ended in :33.

I grew irritated with my girlfriend in a darkened room. Very low light. Appropo of nothing (I'd never even considered such a thing, before), I said, "If you don't want to act right, I'd let the dark people have you."

She went from sitting Indian style to hovering about six inches off of the floor, and I could see/not see two black, winged things holding her by each arm. To the day she died, she swore I levitated her...

Same night, later on, in the living room. Better lighting. We had been talking about her having a baby. I said, "I want to see little <her name>..."

Things got quieter, and we could sense something. A little red blur walked out from the back room and stood by us, and said it wanted to be real...

Looked into the mirror, and I was a female that I knew, but with scaly skin and reptile eyes.

That same night, a girl was murdered in the apartments we had left that day, and I was almost charged with it. (This after having a dream about a reptilian Stephen King chasing me through some projects at night.)

I had been kicked out of school, after getting into trouble over a sleepwalking incident, in which I was pepper sprayed. I used to tell people I distinctly remember turning into a dinosaur type thing and eating them...

The capper? This was 1998. I didn't even learn about DIcke until 2003 or so. I blame the movie "Species", but obviously, that doesn't account for everything.

Then I moved to another city, and a female professor immediately went missing. I began to wonder if I was being set up. I even had to talk to the FBI and a DC profiler, at one point.

Coincidence, I hope. There are more terrible possibilities, it seems.
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heh hehe.....so you are a 'reptilian'
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I saw the demon that had been attacking me for the last 5 or 6 months last week. Back at the start of summer, I started

having terrible nightmares. These progressed into bouts of

sleep paralysis. I had seen evil demon looking creatures in

the nightmares I'd had, but I had never seen anything when I

was awake. I had however, heard many things, felt energy like

chill bumps and vibrations, and many other poltergeist type

activities. The power of this demon had died down progressively over the weeks and months, and I thought I

had all but gotten rid of it. I stopped having nightmares, but I was still hearing it from time to time.

It would always leave in the name of Jesus though, this is the
only name these entities fear.

Anyways, as I said, I thought the thing was pretty much through with me; when all of a sudden, a week ago I had a particularly evil and horrific nightmare.

At this point, I had been through this so many times, it finally dawned on me that this was an attack from the demon.

I had this realization in the dream. So in the dream I thought the words "Blood of Jesus".

I instantly awoke (sort of), but I was completely paralyzed lying in my bed, in my room. This was normally how I woke

up from these nightmares, so everything was normal up until this point. It wasn't until I saw what was on my chest that I truly started to freak out. (this was maybe a second after I awoke, it seemed like a minute)

On my chest was an immensely bright airy wavy looking thing. It was like a bright white flame, but it wasn't really fire.

It was more like the air was being disturbed, but it definitely had a fire look and shape.

I couldn't speak, at first. So again, I thought "Blood of Jesus". Instantly, I was released. The thing teleported at the same time a little bit further down my body over my knees.

With my new found mobility, I raised my hand and shouted "I rebuke you in the name of Jesus Christ". It teleported further back over my feet.

I shouted it once more, and poof; it had disappeared. Everything seemed to go back to normal, except I was of course very shaken. My heart was beating a mile a minute.

This has been happening for months, so it wasn't really new. But this was the first time I had ever seen what was attacking me in the waking world.

2 nights later I prayed to God asking him to remove whatever legal right this demon had on me, and I instantly felt energy coming out of my legs (this is where the spirit seemed to stay the most)

I had prayed before for God to make it stop, but never using the words "remove the legal right". You see, I found that God, the Bible, and spirits work through legality.

The Bible uses many words that you would find in court room, after all, we God has formed a contract or covenant with believers. And Jesus posted bail and even accepted our deserved punishment in place of us.

The whole Bible is full of talk like this. This is why I think the prayer finally worked, because I prayed for the correct thing. Not that I don't believe God couldn't have done it anyways.

I just think I was being trained for this spiritual war that is heating up as we are in the end times.

I also want to say that I used to be an agnostic not 3 years ago. It was my interest in conspiracies and the NWO that brought me to the Lord.

Now, after everything I've seen, there is no doubt in the truth of Jesus Christ and the spiritual nature of this world.

I tried to keep this as brief as possible, unfortunately this means I left out a lot of details and context.

I really wanted to tell someone this and get the experience out of my head. Most of the few people I've told in real life I don't think believed me, and probably think I may be crazy. I'm sure many of you won't believe me either.

That's ok though. It did happen.
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I believe you.... the Holy Spirit gives us the ability to understand things truthfully and relay them to others who have the Holy Spirit and are seeking truth. Those who do not understand may not have accepted the Holy Spirit's guidance, or there is some other block. Thank you for sharing. I feel strongly that I have had lots of issues like this in childhood and I should probably make a post. God bless you. hugs
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A Rabbit as large as a German Shepherd. I was walking to work 6:30 am town hill road. And nobody believes to this day,25 years a go it was freaky.
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'The Comedians' mothers gash. It was horrifying.
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I saw a crazy woman who had been let loose in midtown manhattan. Her eyes were wide open and she was moaning and lumbering like a zombie. There was loads and loads of drool spilling out of her mouth. I really had thought the zombie apocalypse had begun when I saw her.
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oH lets see here;

Electricity affected by me or people around me
Advanced military tech
UFO
Seen people completely demon possessed
Met an angel disguised as a homeless black man
Unidentified being in the woods
Beings in my peripheral vision
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I can relate to the angel disguised as a black man - one day like 25 years ago I was on a very dangerous curving stretch of busy highway in the city and it was nearing sunset when my tire went flat. I was a young woman alone, and suddenly a nice late 20's looking black man pulls up, grabs the tire, changes it, and vanishes. He didn't say much, just seemed to be there on a "mission". I was sure it was an angel when I thought of it later. There to get me off the side of the road to safety - I still had/have much to do...
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A Rabbit as large as a German Shepherd. I was walking to work 6:30 am town hill road. And nobody believes to this day,25 years a go it was freaky.
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The moon disappeared right in front of my eyes.
I didn't record it because I was just shocked at what I was witnessing. There were no clouds, it was dark and 2 am maybe and the moon was lower than usual.
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they were just changing the batteries in the moon hologram generator...

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I have this memory of when I was an infant a large black spider like creature about the size of a dog ran across the outside of my crib this thing was blacker than anything I've ever seen pitch black I started crying my dad came in and turned on the light as soon as the light came on it was gone it's puzzled me my entire life
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When my son was young, say 4-6, at times he would awaken at night and seemed to be awake, but not totally, and he would scream that there were giant black spiders all over the ceiling of his room - like the worst night terrors ever. He has a form of autism and didn't always comprehend things that were not tangible, so possibly he was having a nightmare, but it was awful to watch, and try to calm him down. It only got better after the lights were on a while, because when they were off he was totally "seeing" these huge terrifying things.
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I saw what is there when this VR we call the world is not there, what we see - and it is the blackest void - most terrifying thing ever - then they put the VR scopes back on and I was plugged back in. This insane world is paradise compared to that void. And you want to know what is even more trippy? God, with the big G, lives in this void - and wants to know how He/She could be, how this is possible, wants to know where He/She came from and is just as lost and scared as we are - as there is no answer....God wants to know who made Him/Her - how can He/She be everything...God, like us, wants to know where He/She came from - and that is the ultimate irony
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'The Comedians' mothers gash. It was horrifying.
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That was my uncle's cock, you drunken fag.

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