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What's the craziest, weirdest, strangest, unbelievable thing you ever seen?

 
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An acquaintance had been rubbing lithium grease onto his stripped bike frame in a fetishitistic frenzy whilst painting his room and snorting pink amphetamine.

Anyways, he arrived at my flat brandishing an ancient cannonball found in a historical dig in Scotland's old capital. He deposited the cannonball in my fake coal gas fire and went to my kitchen to cook some grub.

After cooking a delicious dinner of cat food, potato peel, tea leaves, star anise, various spices he tucked in after offering it about,

Next he proceeded to strip bollock naked and sat in the middle of my living room and entangled himself in the stripped bike frame which was devoid of wheels etc, glistening in lithium grease, he told us that he had fused with the bike, whom was cycling whom, was he cycling it or was it cycling him.

Party was over when the cannonball melted over my replica fire as it was a lump of tar from a building site.
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An acquaintance had been rubbing lithium grease onto his stripped bike frame in a fetishitistic frenzy whilst painting his room and snorting pink amphetamine.

Anyways, he arrived at my flat brandishing an ancient cannonball found in a historical dig in Scotland's old capital. He deposited the cannonball in my fake coal gas fire and went to my kitchen to cook some grub.

After cooking a delicious dinner of cat food, potato peel, tea leaves, star anise, various spices he tucked in after offering it about,

Next he proceeded to strip bollock naked and sat in the middle of my living room and entangled himself in the stripped bike frame which was devoid of wheels etc, glistening in lithium grease, he told us that he had fused with the bike, whom was cycling whom, was he cycling it or was it cycling him.

Party was over when the cannonball melted over my replica fire as it was a lump of tar from a building site.
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I told you not to share that one... pigchef
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This asshole is presidentohappy
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a POTUS who was not born in the United States.
a POTUS who is not an American citizen.
a POTUS who won the Nobel Peace prize though he and his administration are slaughtering people in wars and pushing the slaughtering of innocents through Planned parenthood where they fund abortions!
a POTUS who paid 2 million dollars to have his records sealed.
a POTUS who has committed treason multiple times and has not been taken to task.


all status quo for the son of perdition I suppose.
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This asshole is presidentohappy
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Well, I wasn't shocked, but I saw that the game was rigged long ago...
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Re: What's the craziest, weirdest, strangest, unbelievable thing you ever seen?
Giant flying sperm.
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We call them chemtrails in my timeline.
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No, this was something else.

Someone at NASA knows what they are.

Or at least that they exist.
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Oh wait, you are serious? Sorry I thought you was joking. Are there any pictures of said flying sperms? I'm serious if you are.
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One appears in some footage taken from a shuttle mission that has been floating around for ages now.
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Will not say the above. I did see something tonight driving to get dinner.It was very quick. It was beautiful. A rainbow 'hit' my front windshield.Like it glanced off of it.No reason for it I can explain.It seemed about as wide as me.Beautiful. That was a first for me.
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Will not say the above. I did see something tonight driving to get dinner.It was very quick. It was beautiful. A rainbow 'hit' my front windshield.Like it glanced off of it.No reason for it I can explain.It seemed about as wide as me.Beautiful. That was a first for me.
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Cool!! A solid sundog..lol
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Will not say the above. I did see something tonight driving to get dinner.It was very quick. It was beautiful. A rainbow 'hit' my front windshield.Like it glanced off of it.No reason for it I can explain.It seemed about as wide as me.Beautiful. That was a first for me.
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Cool!! A solid sundog..lol
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Does that occur in night..The stars were out.No sun.
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3 wheeled motorbike tonight when I was heading home from getting some food....an orange 3 wheeled motorbike....that was on too, had its' lights on and the radio on....no one around in sight (building it was parked in front of was locked....owner may have been in the restaurant I came out of but didn't wanna bother with that and creating a scene). Never seen a thing like it. And it had a license on the back that looked like a temp one (like on a piece of paper).

I wish I had a camera to take a photo of the thing but I didn't. I hate when that happens lol. Oh well..cest la vie......but yeah that was my interesting story for today lol.
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Re: What's the craziest, weirdest, strangest, unbelievable thing you ever seen?
Will not say the above. I did see something tonight driving to get dinner.It was very quick. It was beautiful. A rainbow 'hit' my front windshield.Like it glanced off of it.No reason for it I can explain.It seemed about as wide as me.Beautiful. That was a first for me.
 Quoting: WETHEYYOUITHEMUS


Cool!! A solid sundog..lol
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Does that occur in night..The stars were out.No sun.
 Quoting: WETHEYYOUITHEMUS


They have lunardogs, was the moon out? Nope.

Crazy days. I believe you btw.
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Will not say the above. I did see something tonight driving to get dinner.It was very quick. It was beautiful. A rainbow 'hit' my front windshield.Like it glanced off of it.No reason for it I can explain.It seemed about as wide as me.Beautiful. That was a first for me.
 Quoting: WETHEYYOUITHEMUS


Cool!! A solid sundog..lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6665662


Does that occur in night..The stars were out.No sun.
 Quoting: WETHEYYOUITHEMUS


They have lunardogs, was the moon out? Nope.

Crazy days. I believe you btw.
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Of course the moon was out.Beautiful as well.A sliver.
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Cool!! A solid sundog..lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6665662


Does that occur in night..The stars were out.No sun.
 Quoting: WETHEYYOUITHEMUS


They have lunardogs, was the moon out? Nope.

Crazy days. I believe you btw.
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Of course the moon was out.Beautiful as well.A sliver.
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Well, it doesn't sound "NORMAL", but nothing is....

The nature of existence is change and we had better learn to roll with the changes a bit better...

Whatever comes, I will accept fearlessly.

What is death even? What is beyond?

I caught a glimpse...I KNOW it is not the end.
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Phoenix Lights, but they were over Scottsdale first.
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I.was in Scottsdale when this happened.

I didnt see them but a couple of neighbors
and coworkers did. Flares, my ass.
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I've seen some pretty fucking crazy stuff. I saw an old lady plow through a stopped motorcycle and throw the driver and his wife about 30 feet up in the air, their helmets came off from the impact and the wife's head did a fine water mellon impression on the pavement, the poor guy made it but his leg was jelly. They were waiting for me to drive past I was in the other lane, when the old lady came speeding down the road and didn't even see them. She kept going about 1,000 ft down the road until someone went and made her stop. She was going to keep going
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Phoenix Lights, but they were over Scottsdale first.
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I.was in Scottsdale when this happened.

I didnt see them but a couple of neighbors
and coworkers did. Flares, my ass.
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Pfff, flares.... NO.

Nobody who can think and has seen them believes it...
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Phoenix Lights, but they were over Scottsdale first.
 Quoting: TripleH


I.was in Scottsdale when this happened.

I didnt see them but a couple of neighbors
and coworkers did. Flares, my ass.
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holy hell.I could have sworn I read flares in MY ASS.tyrone1
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Phoenix Lights, but they were over Scottsdale first.
 Quoting: TripleH


I.was in Scottsdale when this happened.

I didnt see them but a couple of neighbors
and coworkers did. Flares, my ass.
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holy hell.I could have sworn I read flares in MY ASS.tyrone1
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I've seen it, not noteworthy enough for the thread after ping pong balls and donkeys....
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My 60 year old mother naked in the shower
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My 60 year old mother naked in the shower
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You puke?? Wood?? You know what Freud said....
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I have also seen a bright green laser beam..flashing at a phone pole on road I were driving in bright morning sun. I rode back by a few times and looked to see if the pole were burned..shocked
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Alright guys hit me! I have really never seen anything odd in my life. No ghosts no UFOs no Bigfoot no yeti, NOTHING. So let me live through your eyes...what have you seen?
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Awoke to see my deceased ex-husband watching me sleep. Scared the crap outta me. Didn't sleep in my room for over a year.
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I took my dogs out to the desert after a big rain.

While chasing a jack rabbit my dog flushed out a second one and they both ran across a stream bed.

One of the rabbits hit a rock and flew a few feet into the air, did a full circle - in the air - then landed and kept running.

The other rabbit ran straight into my other dog and ran between his legs and kept going.

Not the most amazing story you ever heard but it was nothing like I have ever witnessed.
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Anyone else want to take this dude out?

He needs to live!!

Hell, I'm 58 and would do it just to show him all that awaits him!!
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Anyone else want to take this dude out?

He needs to live!!

Hell, I'm 58 and would do it just to show him all that awaits him!!
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I would, but I would have to pay if we want women.... I got no game... MONEY TALKS!!!
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OK, but he needs his own memories, the guy is right....

I did paddle up on more alligators than I could count of HUGE size once. They all dove into the narrow shallow canal I was in and scraped the bottom of the pirogue as they fled.

I didn't really panic... It's been 50 years since an American Alligator has killed a human in my state... you gotta screw with a male during mating season or do something REALLY REALLY STUPID.

Florida is getting crocs though, THEY SUCK!!!

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My 60 year old mother naked in the shower
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Tell the truth...

She was okay from the neck down
and you'd hit it!
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My 60 year old mother naked in the shower
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Tell the truth...

She was okay from the neck down
and you'd hit it!
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Freud approves...
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Re: What's the craziest, weirdest, strangest, unbelievable thing you ever seen?
There are so many where to start?

I saw a dark man wearing a hat in bright daylight appear while running on a hilltop. When I looked directly at him he vanished.

I saw a triangular shaped craft moving silently and rapidly on a mountain top in N. California. Looked like a classic TR-3b.

In the middle of the night in the woods I saw ball of light move through the forest; it made a strange buzzing sound.

I had a woman appear in my apartment one morning and prophecy over me. She was a UFO cult member. I don't know how she got into my apt. A few months later she was found shot and bleeding in a ditch in northern Mexico.

After praying I received a vision in a dream that my girlfriend was delayed picking me up after a weeklong hike in Colorado, because of a broken radiator hose. Found out it was true the next day when she showed after being 3 days late.

I opened the door to a locked car after praying over it.

I was stalked by a mountain lion while running in the coastal mountains of N. CA.

I received a vision that my neighbor would get his wife and kid out of China even though the government had cracked down on him because of Tienanmen square. That came true.

I received a vision that someone would get hurt during an outreach due to persecution and that came true.

I've seen demons flee at the name of Jesus. I've seen demons cast out of homeless people.

I've been compelled to speak and pray over a random stranger whom I later found out was planning to commit suicide because his wife left him.

There is a lot more, but this is a good start.





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