What's the craziest, weirdest, strangest, unbelievable thing you ever seen?

Oh wait, you are serious? Sorry I thought you was joking. Are there any pictures of said flying sperms? I'm serious if you are.

I walked by my 19" color television in the 90's, and a spark jumped out of the screen, landed in front for about a second, and jumped back in.

It was something sexual which I cannot discuss here.

Sorry lost me on that one.

good...

Veracity, I'm a little older - GET OUT AND LIVE!!!

It's Friday and people will be out as they are visiting family for the holidays - they will be promiscuous...

You might see something AMAZING!!!

So where did the turtle go? That's a huge damn turtle! I been through Watts a few times. Nice little railway you have there.

Inspiring. Makes me want to get off my ass and do something. Nut probably won't lol.

Yes, saw first hand. At first i thought it was a squad of helicopters, 8 of them. When they were overhead, no sound, just a light and absolute black around them. The formation of lights where about a 1/2 mile or more between lights.

I'm sorry guys my phone is almost dead. Its your thread now. Make it what you will. I will come back and read everything I missed tomorrow.

Thanks to everyone who shared so far!

I have story that I have shared with a handful of people cause it really doesn't sound believable.

I was at my lawyers office, first time, to go over some divorce papers. After we talked he said he would call me back in about a month to do the final signings.

I got the call to come to sign the papers and he told me he had relocated and gave me the new address. It was in the city and as I walked up to this place I noticed it was a house. I thought that was odd. So I knocked on the door and he invited me in.

They were doing renovation to the house. They meaning his female assistant was there with him to greet me. I get creeped still thinking about it. So he takes me down the stairs and there's no lights on cause of the reno's and no power in the basement.

At the end of the hall we go into this room that was dark with his big desk. And he starts pulling out the papers for me to sign. I could still see where I had to sign. It wasn't pitch black. Then for I split second as I looked at him, his eyes rolled up in the back of his head and all I could see was black.

I thought to myself WTF, I just didn't see that. I get goose bumps just typing this. Shit was racing through my head and I just thought I had to be seeing things. So I kept on signing and looked at him again and it happened for a second time. At this point I'm shitting my pants and trying to figure how to get the hell out of there fast. The energy felt wrong and I thought these two are going to kidnap me.

The second time he did it, I knew he was doing it to show me. I was terrified/petrified. It wasn't very long after that, that I left and ran to my car. Man I tell you. I would never believe it if didn't happen to me.

"I looked at my asshole in the mirror today.... IT BLEW MY FUCKING MIND!" -- Adam Sandler.

DAMN! No shit, I actually got goose bumps when I read that! I never ever get goose bumps! Freaking WOW!

I also was in a bar bathroom and it was late, we were all drunk as fuck.

A buddy goes "I'll bet anyone $20 I can stand over there and piss on that wall."

THE WALL WAS ABOUT 25-30 FEET AWAY... I forget how many took the bet - a bunch...

I'll be damned if piss wasn't splashing off the wall. I think he could have pissed 50 feet - WHAT A GIFT. ROFL!!!

He made some change - and man respect. His poor girlfriends!!!

Yeah, no thanks.... I'll make the doctor do it anually.

Annually or anally? ;)

Dude, I was just starting to open up....

Heard of a "Singapore Sling"??

I witnessed a liberal telling he truth one time.

I know... it's hard to believe, but it really happened. I was in shock for weeks.

once a year, but he does stick his finger in... I assure you he doesn't enjoy it... I make sure of it.

You are still fooled huh??

I have felt ghosts when they come into a room or sit down next to me. When I was younger, I use to be able to see them. I would tell my mother, but I guess over the years I have lost the "sight" to see them.

I have written all of my dreams down since I was 18, I am now 44, and I have about 50 or more that involve UFO's and aliens. They are very vivid and in the dreams I have drawn a lot of things that are very similar to other peoples drawings. Not sure if they are from the collective consciousness or if they really happened though.

I hear a being talk in my head every now and then. He has said things like:
My name
Hey
Hello
One day this will all be yours (I was at a church)
She washed the feet of Jesus (I was asking about a girl named Lori that I kept calling Mary)

One time I prayed for more Harmony in my household with my kids and their father. About 4 days later, lighting struck our house and knocked out the internet and the tv. I took that as a sign of how to get more harmony!

I have a whole slew of these type of stories that most people would just not believe. It keeps my life interesting!

I believe you - I wouldn't have a few years ago, but now I don't have doubts....

I was in 7th grade and was completely sober. In fact, I had never been intoxicated at that point in my life. I was on a school trip where we went to a bunch of Civil War battlefields. I remember going to Fredericksburg, Chancellorsville, Antietam, and of course, Gettysburg. We had a regular battlefield tour that day, but later at night we did this thing called "sentry duty". Looking back, I honestly cannot believe our teachers let us do this.

Basically, we were supposed to experience what it was like for those soldiers on sentry duty. Definitely a crazy job. We went as a group into the woods and dropped off students to sit quietly in the woods for about a half hour and "keep watch". We would drop a student off, walk about 5 minutes deeper into the woods, and then drop off another. We had the choice to do it by ourselves or to do it with one other person. I was way too scared to do it by myself, so I went with my friend named Jon. We were sitting on the ground, back to back, leaning up against each other.

It was pretty relaxing at first, just being out in the woods on a crisp, clear night. We were just listening to nature sounds when I looked up and saw the ghost directly in front of me, about 20 feet away. It was a moment of pure fear and confusion and I am getting chills down my spine right now just remembering it. Remember, we were back to back, so Jon did not see it right away. I collected myself enough to whisper "Jon, look over here." I did not say "look, theres a ghost" or anything like that. He turned his head and said "Oh my God". We sort of just looked at it for a little bit. I remember he was wearing full Union regalia and he had a mustache. He said "Hold the line" and kind of just dissolved.

Jon and I spent the rest of our time on sentry duty just clutching/hugging each other trying to process what we just saw. Both of us were incredibly scared and almost in tears. When the group came to collect us, we both didn't tell anybody. Later that night we told our history teacher, who was a huge Civil War enthusiast, and he said that he believed us. Truly the weirdest thing I have ever experienced.

Was in a daycare.. Family owned after hours. My cousin that owned it had been having experiences, long story short.. We stood in a room... 3 of my us
.. Lights went out, just poof
. We ran out of the building... Not a large building, I had to re-enter , they left they're purses inside.. The light switch was in the off position.. Something turned the lights out... Flipped that switch.. We reviewed the security cam and caught a shadow person, I took a screen shot of it. This was back in 06.. Maybe 08 , around that time,

I once did ayahuasca and was ripped out of my body through a wormhole

when i came out of the wormhole, i popped out of the sky above my town and was gently lowered down into the body of myself, where i was in the car with a friend driving on the highway to my other friend's house to do ayahuasca.

my consciousness stayed more or less the same but i was physically transported from the room i laid down in to the sky above my town. in the wormhole i remember thinking how excited i was to see where it was leading me. kind of lame in the regard that i didn't go anywhere 'extradimensional', but
i feel really privileged by the ayahuasca spirits to have let me time travel. how many people can say they did that.

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I believe this , I had a friend that told of a similar tale.. He wasn't a liar

I believe you
My mom is not spiritual or religious or superstitious at all, but she claims that right after my grandfather died, he appeared to her in her room and told her not to worry.
I wouldn't believe it from anyone but my mother

One must keep an open mind - we see so little of reality we often foolishly believe that it is all of existence...

I was guilty for too long of it... it prevented me from seeing possibilities.