Before a show started, in the mosh pit, I joked with this guy, telling him that I have steel toe shoes on, in case a 300 pound woman stepped on my foot.

Just a minute or 2 later, a 300 pound+ woman was rolled through the mosh pit, with a wheel from her wheelchair coming less than a foot from my feet. They were rolling her to an appropriate place to view the show in her wheelchair I guess.

The guy I told that to, said it was the weirdest thing that's happened to him for a week or so.