What's the craziest, weirdest, strangest, unbelievable thing you ever seen?

I'm not joking.

And well, you will pardon me for saying so, but from my perspective it was weird, crazy and unbelievable and it is true.A few years later I also saw a jewish shoe store owner remove the pennies from a pair of penny loafers after they had been paid for.

I had a Uri Geller moment and retrieved my child's lost ball out of thin air. Walking to the car with the family, through the garage, and one kid says they need their ball. I went back in, looked around, and couldn't find it. On the way back out, walking by the perfectly smooth dry-walled walls and roof of the garage, the ball fell out of thin air, landed on my shoulder, and was tangled in my hair. I had to untangle it to get it out.

One day I was flying over the ocean enjoying the sound of the waves and watching them roll peacefully in at the San Onofre State park. We were camping on the top of the huge cliffs there. It was a pitch black night, one of those night where if you are 20 feet from the fire, you can move your hand in front of your face and see no difference. Anyway, I saw a group of people on a cliff calling out to someone. I was curious, so I rewound time. I saw a guy doing the running man in mid air going back up from the bottom of the cliff. I went forward in time, and saw him falling. Back and forth a few times, and I was able to figure out that he fell off the cliff. He wasn't answering the calls of the people on the top of the cliff, so I got concerned. I flew around over the camp fire, through the group of people, down the cliff... and SWOOP! I was laying in the pitch black in pain clinging to the side of a cliff. I said in absolute terror, "It's me. I'm the one who fell off the cliff." I proceeded to argue with myself going back and forth, "No no no, it's not me." Then the horror sets in again, "It IS me." Still one of the most terrifying moments of my life. I had PTSD for a while after that where I would suddenly be at the bottom of that cliff again. Managed to get away with scratches and bruised organs. It was an 80 foot drop into cactus and broken glass. I was lucky, I could have been splattered on one of the huge boulders.

Had a bird-sized creature painlessly extract blood from my neck one day walking through the park at night. I felt something on my neck and swatted it off. Against the full moon, I could see it flying away shooting a 6 foot stream of my blood out of it's 2-inch needle snout. It was definitely not a bat. It looked like a hummingbird with a giant needle nose. Kind of like an overgrown mosquito but it flew like a hummingbird.

OK, but he needs his own memories, the guy is right....

I did paddle up on more alligators than I could count of HUGE size once. They all dove into the narrow shallow canal I was in and scraped the bottom of the pirogue as they fled.

I didn't really panic... It's been 50 years since an American Alligator has killed a human in my state... you gotta screw with a male during mating season or do something REALLY REALLY STUPID.

Florida is getting crocs though, THEY SUCK!!!

Also, on his way to school, he spoke to one of his friends, just like he always did, but the friend he spoke to had died the night before. This guy that told me this is a very sweet, serious guy.

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When I was little I heard voices and thumps in an old house I used to live in coming from the second floor. I went up to investigate and nothing was there. It was very frightening. In that same house I had a very weird experience in my bedroom which was also on the second floor. In the middle of the night, I woke up and went into a large closet in my bedroom. I removed a panel on the wall and climbed through a hole into a large white room. In the center of the room there was a child's play kitchen / stove toy. I played with it for a bit. I can't remember what happened after that. I woke up in my bed and then went to investigate the closet. The entrance to the room had been sealed up. If you were to look at the exterior of the house, there wasn't any structure beyond the wall of that closet. I wonder now if aliens or beings from another dimension were experimenting on me.

Wow this happened at my old house also without the voices I never really told my parents when this was going on when I was in my childhood, I just assumed it was just like water pipes or something.

When I realised it was something else is when my next door neighbours mother said to her son go next door to play with your friend it sounds like he's having fun... He knocked on the door and no one was home.

I was 15 and babysitting for a neighbor. It was around 11 pm and I was sitting on the couch watching a Christmas movie. During a commercial I looked outside the window to my left when all of a sudden I heard an electrical noise with silver sparks, which grabbed my attention. When I looked toward where the noise and sparks were coming from there stood a deep blue swirling energy in the shape of a human being about 3 ft in front of me. It appeared to be about 6 feet tall and did not have facial features. It was a swirling deep blue electrical energy in the shape of a human being.

I was walking through the woods of Michigan's UP in the early afternoon - a few hours before sundown. I was alone, but packing. I was a fairly thick woods, with trees that were very old and very tall.

I had hiked about 5 miles into the forrest when, for no logical reason, I stopped dead in my tracks. The hair on my neck stood on end - i could feel the electricity in the air. SOMETHING was out there watching me.

I pulled my handgun and crouched down to hide. Then I realized how stupid that was - it knew i was there and exactly where I was. I was at a disadvantage because I couldn't see very far from the crouched position. So I stood up again.

I didn't move for over 5 minutes, but the feeling never left. I was in danger, but i didn't know from what.

I'm not sure if I noticed movement, or just happened to look up - but sitting very high in a thick tree was the biggest cat I have ever seen. It was jet black with a very long tail. It was looking directly at me. If I had taken another 15 steps, I would have been directly under it. I'm glad I will never know if it would have pounced on me. It was not sitting in a relaxed position - it was crouched and ready to move.

I stood looking at the cat for at least 2 minutes, deciding if I should shoot at it or not. I decided I would probably miss and who knows how the cat would react. I took one step backwards - the first time I had moved in a long time. The cat didn't move at all. I took another, still no reaction. I walked backward with my eyes on that cat until I couldn't see it any longer. Then I started a controlled jog that allowed me to look in all directions. I never again felt it's presence, but I knew it could come at me from any direction and I continuously scanned 360 degrees, with my gun in my hand, until i retraced the 5 miles and got out of there.

The damn thing was huge...

Mine are:

- Catching my husband cleaning the toilet seat with the hand towel.

Dry his ass on the bath towel and put it back ??

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