What's the craziest, weirdest, strangest, unbelievable thing you ever seen?

You sounds like other libturd communist, socialist, Marxist, putrid tatted and pierced brain-dead vermin pay you to post snarky replies.

they appear anytime you take an elemental image, split it in half along either the horizontal or vertical axis, and then merge the two halves. It also works sometimes with old paintings (Da Vinci etc.)

here's a couple of examples..

SDO full disc image of the Sun



the Last Supper by Da Vinci



close-up



btw..the detail on SDO images etc. is nearly infinite.

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Good point. Why do Americans believe that they vote for anything? Except for a few local elections in outlier states like Idaho, where they still use paper ballots, it's been well-documented as fraud since 2000.

Yet, people ignore the evidence and blame one another for the mess.

Such was the power of the MSM. Not long now, though. The cracks in the facade are bigger than the banking system's.

Astral spider? Is that like that new movie Enemy?

on hols in Dom Rep

first night, just arrived, about 4 am - 5am

beautiful still evening, daughter sleeping, me and the missus having a beer on the balcony, having a quiet chat

over her head, I saw the largest aircraft I EVER saw, triangular, with very faint lights on the underbelly running along the edge of it, huge and very high

'FUCK! i said, look at that!'

missus turned around, nothing there.

'What?' she said.

'It was a...craft..', i said. 'it was huge!'

'where is it?' she said

'I dunno..hang on, there it is!'

it was on the horizon. It went from over our heads to the horizon in SECONDS, and it's triangular shape was still very clear, as it skirted the horizon towards Puerto Rico, illuminated by the soon to be rising sun which was lighting it up nicely.

unbelievable sight it was

i didn't realise till later it was a TR3B when I researched it on coming home

That's cool. What an experience!

There was never any talk of doom.

And it wasn't an iphone 5.

Oh really?
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I'll admit when I'm wrong.

The 2015 NFC Championship game.

Enlightenment : you're doing it wrong

I was out jogging in a remote area in Wales and saw the person I killed taunting me

I saw a solution to the direction Egyptian heiroglyph's feet face:

Facing East, dung beetle forcing sun to rise, (Heart Scarab) 1st birth

Facing West, dung beetle forcing sun to set, (Heart Scarab) old birth

Giant flying sperm.
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I have seen something like this too. It was surreal and I didn't and still don't know what to make of it.

Bath House Barry getting 'elected' not once, but twice. We laughed about shit like that in the 60s thinking it could never happen. Jokes' on us..... Unfortunately.

You live long enough, life stops surprizing you.

Orbs of light in the woods around my property. I was meditating one night outside and when I looked up, there were close to 100 baseball size orbs floating in the forest. I went inside to bring my daughters out and they were still there. My daughters were standing there in amazement. I send out a message in my mind to the lights that we would love to see them closer, and some started to move towards us. My daughters ran back inside even though I told them that I was only getting a loving feeling coming from them. They watched from the glass door as I stood waiting. When a couple of them materialized in my front yard, I let some fear of the unknown get to me and I joined my daughters. Three came closer to the door and then left. I was disappointed in my sudden fear and if I see them again, I will let them come to me.

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When I was a kid. I used to have this recurring dream/nightmare -- for years -- of this flying lady (a witch?) chasing me around the yard and neighborhood.

I would always just keep running and dodging until I would wake up from terror.

One night -- while dreaming this dream -- I decided to try and escape the flying lady by running into the woods.

She followed.

Chasing me through the trees and the brush I scrambled deeper and deeper into the wooded darkness, until I came upon a swamp.

With the witch's icy claws upon the nape of my neck, I dove in.

Immediately, she stopped... stared at me -- almost in bewilderment -- and she sunk, disintegrating into the banks of the murky bog. A gust of wind caught her hat and cloak, and blew them into the muck.

Still worried, I fearfully grasped at her floating clothing. There was nothing/no one there.

She was gone, and I woke up.

Some time later -- My neighbor's sister's grandson was visiting / on some sort of holiday. I related the story to him, and he decided that we should go into the woods and see if there was an actual swamp there, as he claimed to have never seen one in his many previous outings in those woods.

I was a little apprehensive, but after convincing myself that it was just a dream, I quieted my fears, and we set off early the next morning.

We were picking up sticks... examining rocks... checking out cool bugs -- just wondering into the woods. All the sudden we came upon this strange hill -- one that we'd never seen before, one rather unusual. We climbed over it -- very loose gravel face -- and as we looked down on the other side, we saw a massive wall of vines and ivy with one perfect hole in it (about 5 feet in diameter).

As we approached it became obvious that the hole was a natural fixture -- like a giant braided wreath of vines. But, it looked too perfect to be natural.

We got closer.

The hole was an entry-way... a portal.

To what? A boggy marsh -- surrounded on all sides by a high, natural wall of brushy covering with this single entry and single exit.

This was too weird. I went in first. It looked exactly like the marsh of my dream. I actually looked around for the witches cloak and hat -- I found neither.

At the far end of the bog was a giant tree that had grown -- not carved -- into a giant laughing face. I remember walking into its mouth and being totally mesmerized by this. Everything was so strange.

Then, rather unexpectedly, my companion said "let's go".

"Let's go?" I thought? "How does he not just want to stay here and soak up all the happy magical energies?" But, his coldness suggested some kind of authority. So, I didn't question him.

We climbed out of the portal, leaving the magical marsh behind us. We started walking deeper into the woods.

While trekking, and just really up in my head about what I had just experienced, I got a bit ahead of my partner.

All of a sudden, I hear him call my name. I turn around, don't see him, but immediately realize that I'm no longer in a natural wood, but a perfectly patterned tree-garden (much like that scorpion/johnny cage fight scene wood) where all the trees were the exact same (skinny) size, and in perfect rows.

I say "where are you?"

No response.

Louder now, "Where are you!?"

I see him walk out from behind this skinny tree (which he was much wider than) and then disappear behind another skinny tree. I hear him laughing like he's all around me.

I ran to where he was, but he wasn't there. More laughing. Now he magically exits and re-enters behind some other skinny trees, farther away. still laughing.

I stop.

I say "this isn't funny".

Immediately, the woods become woods again -- no more symmetric grove of skinny trees -- and the day had turned to night... in an instant.

I made my way back to my house. My parents had been wondering where I had been all day -- they were beginning to worry about me.

I told them I was out with the neighbor's sister's grandson.

They said "impossible, he's been out of town visiting his mother for the past 2 days".

*Sigh*

And this is how things are.

There are more stories, great stories about these woods -- but for another time.

Also, if you're wondering, later in life I searched for the peculiar hill, the ivy-portaled bog, the laughing-head tree-trunk, and the infinite symmetrical grove, but never found them again.

Edited to add: Oh, I after the dream when I dove into the bog and the witch[?] finally stopped chasing me, I never had that dream again.

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I didn't see it...I heard it.

Out of a deep deep sleep I heard an old girlfriends voice saying "Everything is alright...it's OK".

It was so loud I got out of bed & made coffee & breakfast at 4:00 in the morning.

Later I found out she had died around the same time, same day.

I hadn't thought about her in years.

what do you mean gnome type creature?

Maybe you saw "rods?"

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Wow, that sounds really creepy.

A dancing Banana.

It was. But, it was way better than growing up in the very contrived unmagical world people nowadays force themselves to believe in.

Current things:

Sometimes my front door knocks back at me.

Sometimes when I approach my front door I hear something scratching on the other side of the door (scratching from the inside where there is nothing/no one).

Very frequently, my house will be extremely hazy -- really like smokey or steamy -- but there's no smoke (no other normally tangible gasses either).

That's my current apartment.

In my last apartment, I'd just be sitting, reading, and it would smell/feel-like someone just blew a huge gust of cigarette smoke right into my face. But, of course, there was nobody there.

Still though, sometimes in my car, its like somebody just lights up right beside me. But, again, nobody there.

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saw somebody de-materialize in a flash of light.