What's the craziest, weirdest, strangest, unbelievable thing you ever seen?

I want more tales from the dark side!

I was running as fast as I could on mushrooms and could feel as if I could move faster if I wanted to.

I then begun running in huge strides like a kangaroo and as soon as I noticed how fast I was moving it blew my mind, stumbling my concentration and then fumbling this running technique and left me standing their in awe of what just happened.

myself in the mirror...

A half black immigrant homosexual Islamo-fascist communist illegally occupying the White House posing as president and singlehandedly bringing the most powerful nation on earth to it's knees unchallenged.

a fat guy sawed his arms off in front of me at home depot

I saw night time turn to daylight then back to night after I cried out to god to cast the evil out of me.

I think I found out the filter. I apparently mentioned an unperson. Fixed.


Yes, drugs and sleep deprivation, even schizophrenia were involved in these, at times. But I think they are a way to hack the matrix. My interpretation.

For years, most times I looked at a clock, it ended in :33.

I grew irritated with my girlfriend in a darkened room. Very low light. Appropo of nothing (I'd never even considered such a thing, before), I said, "If you don't want to act right, I'd let the dark people have you."

She went from sitting Indian style to hovering about six inches off of the floor, and I could see/not see two black, winged things holding her by each arm. To the day she died, she swore I levitated her...

Same night, later on, in the living room. Better lighting. We had been talking about her having a baby. I said, "I want to see little <her name>..."

Things got quieter, and we could sense something. A little red blur walked out from the back room and stood by us, and said it wanted to be real...

Looked into the mirror, and I was a female that I knew, but with scaly skin and reptile eyes.

That same night, a girl was murdered in the apartments we had left that day, and I was almost charged with it. (This after having a dream about a reptilian Stephen King chasing me through some projects at night.)

I had been kicked out of school, after getting into trouble over a sleepwalking incident, in which I was pepper sprayed. I used to tell people I distinctly remember turning into a dinosaur type thing and eating them...

The capper? This was 1998. I didn't even learn about DIcke until 2003 or so. I blame the movie "Species", but obviously, that doesn't account for everything.

Then I moved to another city, and a female professor immediately went missing. I began to wonder if I was being set up. I even had to talk to the FBI and a DC profiler, at one point.

Coincidence, I hope. There are more terrible possibilities, it seems.

I saw the demon that had been attacking me for the last 5 or 6 months last week. Back at the start of summer, I started

having terrible nightmares. These progressed into bouts of

sleep paralysis. I had seen evil demon looking creatures in

the nightmares I'd had, but I had never seen anything when I

was awake. I had however, heard many things, felt energy like

chill bumps and vibrations, and many other poltergeist type

activities. The power of this demon had died down progressively over the weeks and months, and I thought I

had all but gotten rid of it. I stopped having nightmares, but I was still hearing it from time to time.

It would always leave in the name of Jesus though, this is the
only name these entities fear.

Anyways, as I said, I thought the thing was pretty much through with me; when all of a sudden, a week ago I had a particularly evil and horrific nightmare.

At this point, I had been through this so many times, it finally dawned on me that this was an attack from the demon.

I had this realization in the dream. So in the dream I thought the words "Blood of Jesus".

I instantly awoke (sort of), but I was completely paralyzed lying in my bed, in my room. This was normally how I woke

up from these nightmares, so everything was normal up until this point. It wasn't until I saw what was on my chest that I truly started to freak out. (this was maybe a second after I awoke, it seemed like a minute)

On my chest was an immensely bright airy wavy looking thing. It was like a bright white flame, but it wasn't really fire.

It was more like the air was being disturbed, but it definitely had a fire look and shape.

I couldn't speak, at first. So again, I thought "Blood of Jesus". Instantly, I was released. The thing teleported at the same time a little bit further down my body over my knees.

With my new found mobility, I raised my hand and shouted "I rebuke you in the name of Jesus Christ". It teleported further back over my feet.

I shouted it once more, and poof; it had disappeared. Everything seemed to go back to normal, except I was of course very shaken. My heart was beating a mile a minute.

This has been happening for months, so it wasn't really new. But this was the first time I had ever seen what was attacking me in the waking world.

2 nights later I prayed to God asking him to remove whatever legal right this demon had on me, and I instantly felt energy coming out of my legs (this is where the spirit seemed to stay the most)

I had prayed before for God to make it stop, but never using the words "remove the legal right". You see, I found that God, the Bible, and spirits work through legality.

The Bible uses many words that you would find in court room, after all, we God has formed a contract or covenant with believers. And Jesus posted bail and even accepted our deserved punishment in place of us.

The whole Bible is full of talk like this. This is why I think the prayer finally worked, because I prayed for the correct thing. Not that I don't believe God couldn't have done it anyways.

I just think I was being trained for this spiritual war that is heating up as we are in the end times.

I also want to say that I used to be an agnostic not 3 years ago. It was my interest in conspiracies and the NWO that brought me to the Lord.

Now, after everything I've seen, there is no doubt in the truth of Jesus Christ and the spiritual nature of this world.

I tried to keep this as brief as possible, unfortunately this means I left out a lot of details and context.

I really wanted to tell someone this and get the experience out of my head. Most of the few people I've told in real life I don't think believed me, and probably think I may be crazy. I'm sure many of you won't believe me either.

That's ok though. It did happen.

oH lets see here;

Electricity affected by me or people around me
Advanced military tech
UFO
Seen people completely demon possessed
Met an angel disguised as a homeless black man
Unidentified being in the woods
Beings in my peripheral vision

A Rabbit as large as a German Shepherd. I was walking to work 6:30 am town hill road. And nobody believes to this day,25 years a go it was freaky.

The moon disappeared right in front of my eyes.
I didn't record it because I was just shocked at what I was witnessing. There were no clouds, it was dark and 2 am maybe and the moon was lower than usual.

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'The Comedians' mothers gash. It was horrifying.