What's the craziest, weirdest, strangest, unbelievable thing you ever seen?

I saw what is there when this VR we call the world is not there, what we see

- and it is the blackest void - most terrifying thing ever - then they put the VR scopes back on and I was plugged back in. This insane world is paradise compared to that void. And you want to know what is even more trippy? God, with the big G, lives in this void - and wants to know how He/She could be, how this is possible, wants to know where He/She came from and is just as lost and scared as we are - as there is no answer....God wants to know who made Him/Her - how can He/She be everything...God, like us, wants to know where He/She came from - and that is the ultimate irony

Id like to thank everyone for sharing their stories. It's been a interesting read. I don't post things as I have my reasons. However I'd like to share a experience of my own as I think it's about time.

First a little background about myself: I'm one of the sharpest human beings out there. RH-, pushing above a buck eighty IQ, film memory, more strange stories than you can shake a stick at, been offered some interesting employment opportunities in life.

The year was 2008. It was late fall, winter was on its way. A old drinking buddy called me up and asked to meet him at a bar in Minneapolis called Asia. It was about 10pm, the new week just started. I said sure I'll meet ya down there in 10min. When I got there I parked my car in the lot around back. My friend was friends with the owner so I could leave my car for the night if I had more than I should've and just crash at his place.

Asia had a back bar called the caterpillar lounge that was in the back past the restaurant tables. Sometimes there would be a dj but most nights it was bad Asian B movies muted with subtitles playing on the screens. Upon seeing me enter the bartender poured me my usual before I made it up to the bar. I had my summit EPA and 5.5oz sawanoi sake waiting. My friend shows up half in the box, half an hour late. He had a 6 pack of double ipa's in em at that point. Mind you I'm stone cold sober at this. I had 4oz of 5.8% beer and 2oz of 16% sake in me before we stepped into the twilight zone. Or rather I should say the twilight zone stepped into us....

A black vw phaeton with 2% limo tint pulls up on the south side right by the front entrance to the back lounge. When I saw the door open I noticed the extra thick bullet resistant glass and a bit of sunken look to the car...more armor. The next vehicle pulled up swiftly. White amg 550 coupe also with tint and armored. This one I could see the Kevlar wrapped gas tank. The first ones wearing a $10,000 suit and some $5,000 alligator shoes. The 2nd guy looked like the spitting image of the monopoly banker. White 3 piece suit, pocketwatch on a gold chain. I shit you not, he had the curled mustache, hat and everything! They sat in the southwest corner table by the windows. I noticed they both had matching buddy club gold rings on.

Now this is where shit gets real. 3 black v10 turbo toureg suv's. 2% limo tint, Kevlar wrapped tanks and the glass on the thing was thicker than the others. I would say level 6 armor package. No plates, no yellow tags. 4 guys get out of each vehicle. They walk in and walk to the middle of the bar. The bartender asks them what they're having. No reply, he hands them a menu. He points to $5 rum and coke, swirls his index finger in the air like 'all of us'. At this point he seemed like the leader. He pulls out a money clip of solid gold with approx 10k in fresh, newly printed 100's of the newest variety at the time. Tipped em $40.

I should elaborate that this is 12 guys, with 3/4 of a million in armored suv's. All 6 and a half feet tall. All wearing the same navy suit, same red tie, same shoes. What's even stranger is they were pasty, like a couple steps from powder white! They had silverish hair. All the same short length, the same build, height, long fingers, facial bone structure. They didn't just look like brothers, they looked like dozentuplets! The monopoly banker and his buddy looked a little concerned.

Now mind you this isn't the greatest neighborhood, especially back then. I had a m65 field jacket on with a tool in my inner breast pocket with some spare parts in the opposite. The leader of these 'nordic' looking gentlemen looked over at me and stared through me it seemed, exactly at my tool. His eyes still had the whites but the rest were black, completely, no rings. Not demonic, he had a soul...as he stared at my tool he looked me in the eyes and said 'were not here for you, were here for them'. And turned his head to the two meeting in the corner window. The only problem with this is he didn't speak, mouth didn't open or move and I heard it INSIDE my head. Real wtf moment to this day. They all had bulges on their right hips like they were packing something bigger than a .50 cal desert eagle. They had revolver bulges but like the size of a pint glass...I immediately thought to myself 'wtf are those ray guns?!?'

The monopoly banker and his friend were exchanging a 8 1/2 by 11" brown envelope but it didn't look like papers. I would venture a guess recordable media or a combination of things as it was a couple inches at its inner thickness. The nordics didn't speak to anyone, they appeared to be communicating with their eyes to each other. None of them took even one sip off their drinks. All of them had the black pupils. Once the handoff was done they both left quickly. The nordics followed them. I had the distinct feeling that those 2 would be dead in short order.

I went outside to have a smoke and talk to my friend which was well on his way. He was already nearly finished with his second beer, 8th of the night. I thought about calling this in. Not to the locals mind you but I had it in mind to call the DOD directly. I was considering what to even say. I thought about the gov street cameras and figured they could track that no problem. Then i had a feeling like I was being watched. Looked up and in the true fashion of what I've come to discover as remote viewing looked right at a satellite. Like my mind zoomed on it inside my head. The next year was the satellite the Chinese blinded with the laser and I came to find out what I viewed was what looks like a keyhole at least according to Wikipedia....suffice to say after I looked up I put my phone away and decided they knew what was going on and I would venture to guess the nordics were good guys. Those other two probably did some dirty shit and it was their task to sort it out. Let's just say I lost my interest in drinking more that night. Decided to tell my friend he was half in the box and I was going to head home. To this day I've had the feeling I'd run into them again in the future. They showed me a level of respect like an equal, strange. They were very skilled at concealing their aura to be neutral, like they were pulling a mind fuck on people not to be noticed. I did get the feeling that they were good natured, protectors if you will. Well disciplined individuals.

I made it a point to meet my friend another night and ask him and the bartender about it. The bartender vaguely remembered a group but my friend to this day has no memory of what happened or our conversation the night it happened. Mind you I've seen him way more toasted and he still can piece enough together to have a general idea what transpired on any given outing.

No joke....

About 20 years ago I was in a Laundry Mat, sitting, waiting on our clothes to dry....

An older black woman walked in and was just walking around, sort of muttering loudly to herself (seeming like she was carrying a conversation with someone else) and was getting angrier and angrier as the moments passed.

I was keeping an eye on her... Especially since she had no laundry with her, no basket, and didn't appear to be checking on any of the other machines.

After about 15 minutes or so, she stopped walking around, came over and sat in the chair nearest to my kids and I. There were plenty of other chairs around, but she took the closest seat to us. This entire time STILL carrying on a conversation with someone (no one we could see.)

THIS IS WHEN THINGS GOT WEIRD / SCARY...

All of a sudden she starts yelling that he hates "black people" (except she was using the derogatory N-WORD instead). She went on and on... Cussing, screaching, saying ni**er, ni**er, ni**er in a much deeper! scary, crazy, hateful voice.

(Okay, so let me just break in here to tell you that my children and I were getting extremely uncomfortable... Had been avoiding eye contact, trying to not stare... But at this point we were all staring at her, sitting uncomfortable close, and were becoming quite frightened of what she might do next.)

So I stood up, as did my children, and we started walking toward the door. (I was going to go "wait for our laundry" in the comfort and safety of our locked car.)

The lady yells out to me (using a little old lady voice) to PLEASE STOP.

The kids and I turned around, and I said DO YOU NEED SOMETHING?

She stood up, came over to us, and began telling me she was WHITE trapped in a black body (again she used filthy language here instead) and that she hated this and that.... Just a bunch of CRAZY CRAZY talk. She said she missed her blue eyes, and then she said to look closely into her eyes and she would show us her blue eyes. (This was beyond BAT CRAZY, but we couldn't take out eyes off her..) Of course she couldn't change her eye color... But we watched for a few seconds anyway...

I PROMISE YOU, right before our very eyes, we ALL witnessed this old black womans eyes turn from a VERY DARK BROWN to BRIGHT BLUE. (No joke here, absolute truth I'm telling you! The kids and I have talked about this for years!). All of a sudden, dark fear came over me... I yelled out JESUS.... And when I did, she started screaming. We were all wide eyed now.

I said "Jesus, please heal her" and she SCREAMED and writhed in pain. She placed both of her hands over her ears and said NOOOOO. (I was so scared, and yet at the same time felt brave enough to touch her arm and say IN THE NAME OF JESUS GET OUT.... YOU ARE HEALED. IN THE NAME OF JESUS.)

She immediately stopped writhing... Stopped screaming... Stopped all the CRAZY stuff.... Sat down in a chair, and started crying. We literally watched a demon come out of this woman. It was GONE!

After collecting herself some, she began talking (normally) telling us a bit about herself, her life, her needs, etc. She was now a very pleasant, kind, gentle woman before us. She stayed in the Laundry Mat with us until all of my laundry was done, and then (I know it sounds strange, but again all true) we took her out to eat with us, and then she asked to be dropped off at an apartment complex nearby, and that was the last we ever saw her.

I haven't seen that here, YET. But it sounds about right as sad as that is.

:bmup 2:

A half black immigrant homosexual Islamo-fascist communist illegally occupying the White House posing as president and singlehandedly bringing the most powerful nation on earth to it's knees unchallenged.

Second that - people watching...


Other than that - a dolphin jump over the bow of my sea kayak... freaked me out... boring, I know...

For your safety I will not answer this.

I was riding my bike home from work last year and I was running about 20 minutes later than normal because I had bought some underage co-workers alcohol.

I got to the intersection right before my apartment and I looked down and there was a black wallet in the street with cash coming out of it. I thought "Oh somebody lost their wallet, I'll check their ID and get it back to them."
I get home and look in the wallet and it's stuffed with money.
Mainly hundreds. $4,253 to be exact and no ID, no credit cards, nothing.
The only thing in the wallet were 2 surgical scalpels in silver foil packaging. One was open, the other still closed.

The year before I had surgery on my foot and took about 3 months off work, the amount of money I lost from not working was around $4000.

I was really paranoid about it initially. I called family members to hold onto the money for me. I certainly wasn't going to turn it in to the police. I never would have gotten it back. They would most likely assume it was drug related.

Strange coincidences have been occurring ever since. I decided to start using the wallet I found as my personal wallet.. It was nicer than mine. A black leather Calvin Klein.
The day I started using it, I found somebody's wallet. It had Id and credit cards, not much money. A local realtor. I found her on Facebook and she came by work to pick it up. She wrote me a really nice note and gave me a 100 dollar reward.

So that stands as one of the stranger things that I've experienced.

But there are many.
Reality isn't what I thought it was.
That one kick started me into an entirely new direction in life.

Yesterday I watched a healthy, 24-year-old athlete go into cardiac arrest in the middle of a game on live national television. It was baffling.