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Man finds 'Jesus' buried in his garden !

 
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Man finds 'Jesus' buried in his garden !
Another high IQ Christian.


A Christ-shaped boulder has taken pride of place in a manís lounge after he found it while digging a dog toilet in his back garden.
"It's totally natural and glistens under the light. You can recognise Jesus through the long hair and shape of his robes. It's the weirdest thing ever.
"His robes continue round the back hanging down his back and his hair is long onto his shoulders. It's definitely not man-made."

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LOL! - A dogs toilet!

Is it time to fall on your knees before this graven image, and worship it, as you do the cross?

Last Edited by Fencer on 01/02/2015 09:03 AM
You never see a church with free wifi. I guess because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
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I've seen more Jesus looking potato chips, ate them too.
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Re: Man finds 'Jesus' buried in his garden !
Seems I was wrong!

Jesus is a pancake-

Jesus Christ's face shows up in a California pancake
The latest of many appearances by Jesus Christ's face in food has turned up in a Good Friday pancake.
[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

I'm confused...Do I worship the pancake Jesus or the dog-toilet Jesus?

Which one is the real Jesus? Help!!!!!

angel3
You never see a church with free wifi. I guess because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
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Re: Man finds 'Jesus' buried in his garden !
Seems I was wrong!

Jesus is a pancake-

Jesus Christ's face shows up in a California pancake
The latest of many appearances by Jesus Christ's face in food has turned up in a Good Friday pancake.
[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

I'm confused...Do I worship the pancake Jesus or the dog-toilet Jesus?

Which one is the real Jesus? Help!!!!!

angel3
 Quoting: Fencer


WRONG!!! Any tard and his brother knows Jesus is in a tortilla in New Mexico.

[link to www.roadsideamerica.com]

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A MILF Mortgage - coming soon ;)
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Man finds 'Jesus' buried in his garden !
 Quoting: Fencer


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Re: Man finds 'Jesus' buried in his garden !
Bible quote

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Threats of horrific torturous damnation

Smugness that I alone am saved
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Bible quote

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Threats of horrific torturous damnation

Smugness that I alone am saved
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66572403


You're wrong!

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Re: Man finds 'Jesus' buried in his garden !
Seems I was wrong!

Jesus is a pancake-

Jesus Christ's face shows up in a California pancake
The latest of many appearances by Jesus Christ's face in food has turned up in a Good Friday pancake.
[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

I'm confused...Do I worship the pancake Jesus or the dog-toilet Jesus?

Which one is the real Jesus? Help!!!!!

angel3
 Quoting: Fencer


WRONG!!! Any tard and his brother knows Jesus is in a tortilla in New Mexico.

[link to www.roadsideamerica.com]

lolsign
 Quoting: Shiva ascendant


I see your tortilla Jesus...and raise you with Cheeto Jesus(colloquially known as Cheesus)!

My Cheeto-Jesus is more powerful than your tortilla-Jesus and He will smite tortilla-Jesus with the power of holy cheese.

[link to www.inquisitr.com]

Last Edited by Fencer on 01/02/2015 09:53 AM
You never see a church with free wifi. I guess because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
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Re: Man finds 'Jesus' buried in his garden !
Seems I was wrong!

Jesus is a pancake-

Jesus Christ's face shows up in a California pancake
The latest of many appearances by Jesus Christ's face in food has turned up in a Good Friday pancake.
[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

I'm confused...Do I worship the pancake Jesus or the dog-toilet Jesus?

Which one is the real Jesus? Help!!!!!

angel3
 Quoting: Fencer


WRONG!!! Any tard and his brother knows Jesus is in a tortilla in New Mexico.

[link to www.roadsideamerica.com]

lolsign
 Quoting: Shiva ascendant


I see your tortilla Jesus...and raise you with Cheeto Jesus(colloquially known as Cheesus)!

My Cheeto-Jesus is more powerful than your tortilla-Jesus.

[link to www.inquisitr.com]
 Quoting: Fencer


I surrender worship , just can't top the zesty cheese flavor. peace
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This is the way the world ends.
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Re: Man finds 'Jesus' buried in his garden !
Seems I was wrong!

Jesus is a pancake-

Jesus Christ's face shows up in a California pancake
The latest of many appearances by Jesus Christ's face in food has turned up in a Good Friday pancake.
[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

I'm confused...Do I worship the pancake Jesus or the dog-toilet Jesus?

Which one is the real Jesus? Help!!!!!

angel3
 Quoting: Fencer


LOL, right to the pancake looks exactly like my husband. With his mean face and shit! LOL

Last Edited by nah-t on 01/02/2015 09:54 AM
When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold?
No, it's just going to stink more.
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Re: Man finds 'Jesus' buried in his garden !
Seems I was wrong!

Jesus is a pancake-

Jesus Christ's face shows up in a California pancake
The latest of many appearances by Jesus Christ's face in food has turned up in a Good Friday pancake.
[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

I'm confused...Do I worship the pancake Jesus or the dog-toilet Jesus?

Which one is the real Jesus? Help!!!!!

angel3
 Quoting: Fencer


LOL, right to the pancake looks exactly like my husband. With his mean face and shit! LOL
 Quoting: Nah-T


You are married to Pancake-Jesus?

Praise be!!!

Is your name Mary and will you be producing a secret bloodline that only Tom Hanks knows about?
You never see a church with free wifi. I guess because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
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Re: Man finds 'Jesus' buried in his garden !
Seems I was wrong!

Jesus is a pancake-

Jesus Christ's face shows up in a California pancake
The latest of many appearances by Jesus Christ's face in food has turned up in a Good Friday pancake.
[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

I'm confused...Do I worship the pancake Jesus or the dog-toilet Jesus?

Which one is the real Jesus? Help!!!!!

angel3
 Quoting: Fencer


LOL, right to the pancake looks exactly like my husband. With his mean face and shit! LOL
 Quoting: Nah-T


You are married to Pancake-Jesus?

Praise be!!!

Is your name Mary and will you be producing a secret bloodline that only Tom Hanks knows about?
 Quoting: Fencer


Yes he has an obsession with making pancakes out of protein powder (body building), they do tend to burn like the image.

Yes and no!

Last Edited by nah-t on 01/02/2015 10:09 AM
When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold?
No, it's just going to stink more.
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I've seen more Jesus looking potato chips, ate them too.
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you can't eat (gold) rocks
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Re: Man finds 'Jesus' buried in his garden !
They are also found in large turds.
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Re: Man finds 'Jesus' buried in his garden !
Don't act so surprised.

He said he would return...he just didn't mention that he would be a boulder or a potato or a pancake.





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