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I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.

 
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I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
She only used me for a few months and now I have PTSD, so I black out a lot.
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
Jungly bush, or full Brazilian?

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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
Oh, yeah, you guys SAY you want the truth but when it comes to Nancy Pelosi and sex, you run away. Cowards!
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
Jungly bush, or full Brazilian?

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66608397



She's catholic.

Brazilian jungle.
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
A real man would have poked his eyes out and cut off his genitals.
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
Jungly bush, or full Brazilian?

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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
Taste like poon?
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
A real man would have poked his eyes out and cut off his genitals.
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what?

I missed it, I blacked out for a second.
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
She only used me for a few months and now I have PTSD, so I black out a lot.
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The thought of it is just disgusting. You're lucky that you came out of it with only PTSD.
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
Jungly bush, or full Brazilian?

drevil
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tyrone1
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no, we never did interracial.
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She only used me for a few months and now I have PTSD, so I black out a lot.
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The thought of it is just disgusting. You're lucky that you came out of it with only PTSD.
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What?

Sorry, what did you say?
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A real man would have poked his eyes out and cut off his genitals.
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Yup
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
Did she treat your body like an amusement park?
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Taste like poon?
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more like chicken.
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Did she treat your body like an amusement park?
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we did a lot of catholic dressup stuff.

she liked to point a water pistol at me and force me to do things.
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Fake or real?
The world just might end with me
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Fake or real?
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you mean her boobs?

they're too small to be fake.
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Jungly bush, or full Brazilian?

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tyrone1
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no, we never did interracial.
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tyrone1
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Jungly bush, or full Brazilian?

drevil
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tyrone1
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no, we never did interracial.
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tyrone1
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okay, we did do a M/M/F, but it was Peewee Herman.
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It sucks to be you then.
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It sucks to be you then.
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not really.

I don't live in her district.
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Was she warm and wet or cold and dry ?flash
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LOL
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Was she warm and wet or cold and dry ?flash
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Wet on days when she met with Obama.
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tyrone1
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no, we never did interracial.
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tyrone1
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okay, we did do a M/M/F, but it was Peewee Herman.
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tyrone1
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no, we never did interracial.
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tyrone1
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okay, we did do a M/M/F, but it was Peewee Herman.
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tyrone1
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no, no interracial.

she's liberal but not THAT liberal, man,
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There are some things I just do not want to know.

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okay, we did do a M/M/F, but it was Peewee Herman.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66463584


tyrone1
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no, no interracial.

she's liberal but not THAT liberal, man,
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tyrone1
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
For an old gal, she seems to have a great rack.

Rock-hard silicone tits, or generous, natural breasts?

drevil

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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
There are some things I just do not want to know.

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you mean her legislation?
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
For an old gal, she seems to have a great rack.

Rock-hard silicone tits, or generous, natural breasts?

drevil

bounceb
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Do "liberal" and "natural" seem like they belong in the same sentence to you?