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I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.

 
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01/02/2015 01:23 PM
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
You know she's really Natalie Wood don't you?
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01/02/2015 01:24 PM
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
You know she's really Natalie Wood don't you?
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No, but I'm not surprised.

I thought she seemed kind of cold and dry.
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01/02/2015 01:27 PM
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
You know she's really Natalie Wood don't you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13972679



No, but I'm not surprised.

I thought she seemed kind of cold and dry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66463584



I guess that's why we never did a
threesome with Robert Wagner or
Christopher Walken.
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01/02/2015 01:30 PM
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
what size bra does she wear? and did she ever pass you around to like Hillary?
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01/02/2015 01:32 PM
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
what size bra does she wear? and did she ever pass you around to like Hillary?
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She tried to pass me out to the Black Caucus

but I'm not that liberal.
Teddy Salad

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01/02/2015 01:33 PM
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
Anal?
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01/02/2015 01:43 PM
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Anal?
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Yes but only if you're a white male and can take 9 inches.
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01/02/2015 02:04 PM
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
Ewwwwwww!!!!!

Now I have to go bleach my brian!!!!!!
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01/02/2015 02:17 PM
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Ewwwwwww!!!!!

Now I have to go bleach my brian!!!!!!
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Who is brian?

Another sex slave?
Anonymous Coward
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01/02/2015 02:19 PM
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eekalert
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01/02/2015 02:28 PM
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
You know she's really Natalie Wood don't you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13972679



No, but I'm not surprised.

I thought she seemed kind of cold and dry.
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Not Natalie Wood then, she would have been cold and wet.
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01/02/2015 02:31 PM
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
Not Natalie Wood then, she would have been cold and wet.
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I doubt it.

I doubt if Robert Wagner or Christopher Walken
could get even Miley Cyrus wet.
Anonymous Coward
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01/02/2015 02:42 PM
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
If it was Nasty Pelosi you have more that PTSD. You have chest hair stink from her boston pancakes.
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01/09/2015 09:59 AM
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
How do you get this gig?
Anonymous Coward
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01/14/2015 01:57 AM
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
what? no "Landing Strip"?
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01/14/2015 02:23 AM
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How do you get this gig?
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Pentagram.
Candles.
Invocation.
Demon summons.
Anonymous Coward
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04/05/2019 06:26 AM
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
Does she only do Americans or maybe immigrants from Australia, too?
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04/05/2019 07:13 AM
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
Did she make you play motor boat?
Red John

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04/05/2019 07:28 AM

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She only used me for a few months and now I have PTSD, so I black out a lot.
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The thought of it is just disgusting. You're lucky that you came out of it with only PTSD.
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OP do also have PTSTD ?
General Failure Reading Drive A:
Who is General Failure?

There can be only one

I see the drive by stalker is back
Toejamsoup

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04/05/2019 07:31 AM
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
Does She swallow? or gargle and drip?
How about you and I play a game of fuck off...you go first.
old boy george

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04/05/2019 07:42 AM
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Re: I was Nancy Pelosi's sex slave. Ask me a question.
Is she a real Satanist?