Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 1,301 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 369,271
Pageviews Today: 525,406Threads Today: 168Posts Today: 3,242
08:38 AM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 40959433
United States
01/03/2015 06:15 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
OP, have you considered that the sound may be originating inside your own cranium? There are parasitic worms, for instance.
Anonymous Coward
01/03/2015 06:16 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
any teenage boys in the house?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66534222


Lol
 Quoting: Thetruthmonger


:cruise big:
beeches

User ID: 28167778
United States
01/03/2015 06:16 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
I love noises. Since I'm going deaf any noises are awesome!
 Quoting: Chip


So let me ask you then..

At those "schools for the deaf"...does everyone miss the next class when the bells go off?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65612287


I dunno. I don't attend school.
 Quoting: Chip


sometimes strobing lights replace bells and alarms.
you didn't write that post, someone else did it for you!
WindyMind  (OP)

User ID: 7244814
United States
01/03/2015 06:17 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
So far, I am going to do 2 things, one is hang out in the attic and listen and unplug the cat heating pad.

I can do these two things.

5a
WindyMind  (OP)

User ID: 7244814
United States
01/03/2015 06:18 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
OP, have you considered that the sound may be originating inside your own cranium? There are parasitic worms, for instance.
 Quoting: Fist McKraken


No
Eagle
User ID: 66260455
United States
01/03/2015 06:22 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
GOT IT !

New roof leaking into the side walls, a DROP at a time. Hollow sound, as result of INSIDE the Walls.

Hope not; expensive to repair !

Eagle
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 40657297
Canada
01/03/2015 06:22 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
Dryer, fartfan or rangehood vent that has a small spring loaded shutter (where it exhausts). Some of these don't have a balance hole drilled into the center of them. If the wind is somewhat blowing this can spring open and closed because of the differential in air pressures between the inside and out of the house. They can give the exact sound that you are referring to because, it sounds like a bit of suction when they open and close because of the spring balance/pressure.

Do I win a prize ?

banana2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66627208


Excellent call. That's the sound. applause2
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 66650523
United States
01/03/2015 06:24 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
Explodng head syndrome
WindyMind  (OP)

User ID: 7244814
United States
01/03/2015 06:25 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
GOT IT !

New roof leaking into the side walls, a DROP at a time. Hollow sound, as result of INSIDE the Walls.

Hope not; expensive to repair !

Eagle
 Quoting: Eagle 66260455


Shit, that might be it. I had a leak by the chimney.

A drop wouldn't sound like suction would it? I am under warranty.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 66650523
United States
01/03/2015 06:27 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
It is more common over the age of fifty, although it has been reported as young as age 10. Attacks can be one-time events, or can recur with attacks increasing or decreasing over time, sometimes with no incidents over long periods of time.[5] Though painless and not considered to be dangerous, exploding head syndrome is known to terrify the people experiencing it and sometimes can be very distressing. Sufferers often feel a sense of fear and anxiety after an attack, accompanied by an increased heart rate.[6]

The mechanism is also not known, though possibilities have been suggested; one is that it may be the result of a sudden movement of a middle ear component or of the eustachian tube, another is that it may be the result of a form of minor seizure in the temporal lobe where the nerve cells for hearing are located.[5] Electroencephalograms (EEG) recorded during actual attacks show unusual activity only in some sufferers, and have ruled out epileptic seizures as a cause.[3]

Related phenomena[edit]

These loud noises are a common feature of out-of-body experiences. In surveys, as many as 85% of respondents indicate perception of them during the onset of such experiences.[7][8]
TheGasMan II
GLP's Hank Hill

User ID: 16279212
United States
01/03/2015 06:27 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......

most likely one of those little dwarf things, they kinda ugly and move crazy fast
 Quoting: Boris the Cat


Yeah, it's just that lil' pixie running round making noises, fawking with ya.

That lil' fawk must have 3 dozen of my socks by now and god knows what else.
"Every new child born brings the message that God is not yet discouraged of man." - Tagore
-----------------------------
If you must resort to violence, then you've already lost.



John Conner - Rising Sun
-----------------------------
Someday, after mastering the winds, the waves, the tides and gravity, we shall harness for God the energies of love, and then, for a second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire.

Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
-----------------------------
Psst....I love charcoal.
.
.
.
FYI, I'm not Canadian.

I am a born, raised and current die hard Texan!

tgmtxcon
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 66650523
United States
01/03/2015 06:28 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
You're being sucked into another dimension for questioning.
WindyMind  (OP)

User ID: 7244814
United States
01/03/2015 06:30 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
GOT IT !

New roof leaking into the side walls, a DROP at a time. Hollow sound, as result of INSIDE the Walls.

Hope not; expensive to repair !

Eagle
 Quoting: Eagle 66260455


Shit, that might be it. I had a leak by the chimney.

A drop wouldn't sound like suction would it? I am under warranty.
 Quoting: WindyMind


I am glad I didn't just let it go if this is it. thanks
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 66627208
United States
01/03/2015 06:33 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
Dryer, fartfan or rangehood vent that has a small spring loaded shutter (where it exhausts). Some of these don't have a balance hole drilled into the center of them. If the wind is somewhat blowing this can spring open and closed because of the differential in air pressures between the inside and out of the house. They can give the exact sound that you are referring to because, it sounds like a bit of suction when they open and close because of the spring balance/pressure.

Do I win a prize ?

banana2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66627208


Excellent call. That's the sound. applause2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40657297


Where's my Prize ?

grumpy2
Useless Cookie Eater

User ID: 29696048
United States
01/03/2015 06:33 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
It is somewhere between a suction cup sound and a blop sound.

...


 Quoting: WindyMind


Gophers.

headnod12 chuckle


Anonymous Coward
User ID: 66650523
United States
01/03/2015 06:35 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
When you hear the sound, do you experience a rapid heart rate? A sense of terror or horror?
WindyMind  (OP)

User ID: 7244814
United States
01/03/2015 06:36 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
Dryer, fartfan or rangehood vent that has a small spring loaded shutter (where it exhausts). Some of these don't have a balance hole drilled into the center of them. If the wind is somewhat blowing this can spring open and closed because of the differential in air pressures between the inside and out of the house. They can give the exact sound that you are referring to because, it sounds like a bit of suction when they open and close because of the spring balance/pressure.

Do I win a prize ?

banana2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66627208


Excellent call. That's the sound. applause2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40657297


Where's my Prize ?

grumpy2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66627208


COLORADO
Nibiru Kitten

User ID: 57852856
United States
01/03/2015 06:36 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
any teenage boys in the house?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66534222


No, why?
 Quoting: WindyMind


lolsign
Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it's the only thing that ever has.

Margaret Mead
WindyMind  (OP)

User ID: 7244814
United States
01/03/2015 06:37 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
When you hear the sound, do you experience a rapid heart rate? A sense of terror or horror?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66650523


Well, not really but now that I think the roofers messed up maybe so.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 66578337
United States
01/03/2015 06:44 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
Plumbing drain pipe issue.
WindyMind  (OP)

User ID: 7244814
United States
01/03/2015 06:45 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
I got my super duper new flashlight out and looked at the roof over the area in question and everything looks fine. Yay!
MaxLibertyMaxResponsi​bility

User ID: 64676041
United States
01/03/2015 06:55 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
The same aliens that took Steve Martin's character in Roxanne?
[youtube] [link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
Astral Goat

User ID: 33435073
United States
01/03/2015 06:58 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
do you have baseboard heating?
They figured out a long time ago that its much easier to control people when we're all watching the same TV shows, listening to the same radio stations, going to the same movies, looking at the same billboards, eating the same food, and speaking the same language...

:music: [link to nextgenfmradio.com]
WindyMind  (OP)

User ID: 7244814
United States
01/03/2015 06:58 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
The same aliens that took Steve Martin's character in Roxanne?
[youtube] [link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
 Quoting: MaxLibertyMaxResponsibility


nice
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 66355378
Australia
01/03/2015 06:58 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
Human fly?
WindyMind  (OP)

User ID: 7244814
United States
01/03/2015 06:59 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
do you have baseboard heating?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


No. it's all in the up high.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1353730
United States
01/03/2015 07:02 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
Once the workers got a soda can down the sewer vent and then closed it in. We could here it when the wind blew hard. We never knew what it was util we had to redo plumbing.
WindyMind  (OP)

User ID: 7244814
United States
01/03/2015 07:03 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
Once the workers got a soda can down the sewer vent and then closed it in. We could here it when the wind blew hard. We never knew what it was util we had to redo plumbing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1353730


I think that's kind of funny.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 33505144
United States
01/03/2015 07:07 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
Your house is obviously haunted. Get rid of those bodies you hid in the walls.


.
saviour12631

User ID: 66633429
United Kingdom
01/03/2015 07:13 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
Ahhh I have heard about this type of thing before .. The first thing you gotta do is look up , then see if you can see this type of thing ... stucktoceiling
Del Boy: All the things that we've ever got out of life have come from my intelligence and my foresight
Rodney: Well, I'm glad somebody's owned up, ....He who dares wins Rodders
...eekerstard also