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I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......

 
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Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
Not to be creepy..You need to go in there and listen.It is bothering you this much.You are going to have to track it down.
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Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
Can I use my telepathy and say that I do not think you have any noises..eekalert
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Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
your computer is blocking popups!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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your computer is blocking popups!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mine?
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Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
Do you have a sump pump?
 Quoting: ella


No, the house is on a concrete slab.
 Quoting: WindyMind


Could be the concrete cracking. How much do you weigh?
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Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
I'm thinking it's an air duct.

Yours are probably insulated, muffling the metallic quality of the noise. Ductwork is prone to harmless ticking as it warms up and cools down, but sometimes a piece will have just the right amount of stress in it that a little expansion or contraction results in an impressive popping sound. Pay attention to the next time your heating system cycles, and when it shuts down, note the time. Two and a half minutes later, there's the mysterious noise. Next heating cycle will be the exact same thing, and a person could almost use this to check their clock's accuracy.

Now, this hypothesis is based on you having a forced-air heatimg system. If it's hydronic, someone else has suggested an alternate (but similar) explanation, but I don't think we ever got an answer as to the type of heating system you have.

And if the noise is unmistakeably liquid-sounding, and if it only happens during and following rain, then it's related to the rain (and probably to the new roof). But I wouldn't be betting on that.
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Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
it is the fate of all internet trolls to self combust . your body , if you have one , is preparing . burn , bullshitter burn .
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Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
and then they cited me for messing with my water meter!

AS IT TURNS OUT, every time there was a water main break in the neighborhood, my pipes had the water sucked out, causing the "moaning" sound.
It also caused my water meter to spin backwards, making me have a ridiculously low water usage.

Well all was solved. They realized I had not tampered with the water meter.
 Quoting: beeches



Am I reading this right, they formally cited you? That wouldn't be a minor thing; in most jurisdictions, it's a misdemeanor, and if the estimated dollar value of the "theft" is enough, they could even raise it to a felony.

So once they realized what was actually afoot, did you receive apology after apology after apology?
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Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
As an experiment I decided to unplug the cat heating pad which is fairly new. The noise stopped.

The cat jumped on my bed in the morning and nipped me 6 times, almost biting me.

Button has arthritis and has been using the pad. The next day I plugged it in and she didn't get off of it all day.



Thanks allyas!

dhfajfljf
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Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
As an experiment I decided to unplug the cat heating pad which is fairly new. The noise stopped.

The cat jumped on my bed in the morning and nipped me 6 times, almost biting me.

Button has arthritis and has been using the pad. The next day I plugged it in and she didn't get off of it all day.



Thanks allyas!

:dhfajfljf:
 Quoting: WindyMind


Must have been the thermostat turning the pad on and off. That was a tough one.
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Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
As an experiment I decided to unplug the cat heating pad which is fairly new. The noise stopped.

The cat jumped on my bed in the morning and nipped me 6 times, almost biting me.

Button has arthritis and has been using the pad. The next day I plugged it in and she didn't get off of it all day.



Thanks allyas!

:dhfajfljf:
 Quoting: WindyMind


Check out food grade diatomaceious earth for your cat's arthritis. Works for people too. Many uses...
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Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
As an experiment I decided to unplug the cat heating pad which is fairly new. The noise stopped.

The cat jumped on my bed in the morning and nipped me 6 times, almost biting me.

Button has arthritis and has been using the pad. The next day I plugged it in and she didn't get off of it all day.



Thanks allyas!

dhfajfljf
 Quoting: WindyMind


Must have been the thermostat turning the pad on and off. That was a tough one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64723252


Ya, mystery solved.
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Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
As an experiment I decided to unplug the cat heating pad which is fairly new. The noise stopped.

The cat jumped on my bed in the morning and nipped me 6 times, almost biting me.

Button has arthritis and has been using the pad. The next day I plugged it in and she didn't get off of it all day.



Thanks allyas!

dhfajfljf
 Quoting: WindyMind


Check out food grade diatomaceious earth for your cat's arthritis. Works for people too. Many uses...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64723252


Thanks, I will, so far I have the heating pad and some homeopathy that I am testing with her. I'll check it out. :)
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Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
As an experiment I decided to unplug the cat heating pad which is fairly new. The noise stopped.

The cat jumped on my bed in the morning and nipped me 6 times, almost biting me.

Button has arthritis and has been using the pad. The next day I plugged it in and she didn't get off of it all day.



Thanks allyas!

:dhfajfljf:
 Quoting: WindyMind


Check out food grade diatomaceious earth for your cat's arthritis. Works for people too. Many uses...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64723252


Thanks, I will, so far I have the heating pad and some homeopathy that I am testing with her. I'll check it out. :)
 Quoting: WindyMind


Cool.Hope it helps.
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Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
any teenage boys in the house?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66534222


Lol
 Quoting: Thetruthmonger


Too funny
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Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
As an experiment I decided to unplug the cat heating pad which is fairly new. The noise stopped.

The cat jumped on my bed in the morning and nipped me 6 times, almost biting me.

Button has arthritis and has been using the pad. The next day I plugged it in and she didn't get off of it all day.



Thanks allyas!

dhfajfljf
 Quoting: WindyMind


cosequin works great for the cats. I get it from amazon. Also helps with their joints.
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Edmund Burke

“Knowledge is power. Power to do evil...or power to do good. Power itself is not evil. So knowledge itself is not evil.”
― Veronica Roth, Allegiant
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Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
this morning one of the girls on the elvis duran show was saying she kept hearing a suction noise and she thought her apartment was haunted.
“All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.” ~ Edgar Allan Poe
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Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
You left the ASMR video on comp on speakers
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Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
Are there any liberals living in the house ?
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Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
As an experiment I decided to unplug the cat heating pad which is fairly new. The noise stopped.

The cat jumped on my bed in the morning and nipped me 6 times, almost biting me.

Button has arthritis and has been using the pad. The next day I plugged it in and she didn't get off of it all day.



Thanks allyas!

dhfajfljf
 Quoting: WindyMind


cosequin works great for the cats. I get it from amazon. Also helps with their joints.
 Quoting: Pandora1777


I'll check that out, thanks!
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Re: I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......
Faulty flesh light''replace battery's.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66588664


Let me talk to you about this bit of channelling here. How do you figure out what it means? really? I channel badly myself, hardly ever get easy to understand information.

The flesh light seemed faulty but it turned out to work. I had the batteries in wrong.
 Quoting: WindyMind


jerkit

THIS IS A FLESHLIGHT LMAO
[link to www.fleshlight.com]
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