Scientists Tremble As “Asteroid Army” Hurtles Towards Earth

Scores of GIANT asteroids on course to hurtle past Earth within the month, NASA reveals
[link to www.express.co.uk]

Large Asteroids to Flyby Earth in January Through March. Should Humans Worry?
[link to www.techtimes.com]

EEK!

BOUT TIME!

this will stop those pesky protesters

Ah...a secret report circulating in the Kremlin. Quick, get a pencil and paper! I beg of you...

Don't tease me!

#BLACKASTEROIDSMATTER

Or....should we just ignore everything??????

Edward Joseph "Ed" Snowden (born June 21, 1983) is an American computer professional who leaked classified information from the National Security Agency (NSA), starting in June 2013.
[link to en.wikipedia.org]

sucha fail

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... By: Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Western Subscribers ...
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... doom off ...
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how is sorcha's site not banned here?



I mean, of all that ones that should be, this is number one

:gaythread2:

better not miss, ffs

untimely figs ?
6th seal

I will be waiting with baited breath........

Seriously OP, did you even bother to look at the source?

Sucha-Fail has made up more stories than Fox News!

If someones cousin's uncle reported this I might be more worried.

Sorry...how stupid can I be that I've failed to "listen" to the accepted stories.

Just think if back in 2007 I had listened to this source instead of the MSM!!!

June 28, 2007
US Banking Collapse ‘Imminent’ Warns French Banking Giant
By: Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Western Subscribers
[link to www.whatdoesitmean.com]

The financial crisis of 2007–2008, also known as the Global Financial Crisis and 2008 financial crisis, is considered by many economists to have been the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression of the 1930s. It threatened the total collapse of large financial institutions, which was prevented by the bailout of banks by national governments, but stock markets still dropped worldwide. The active phase of the crisis, which manifested as a liquidity crisis, can be dated from August 9, 2007.
[link to en.wikipedia.org]

I am scientistic and can vooch for this happenin ... I haf proof.

welp folks

that's it

we're dead

I always wondered what kind of total lying dinks make up all the stories for these phony tabloids full of lies.

I mean think about it, what sort of lying psychopaths sit around all day thinking up lies to tell millions of people??

just think about what sort of karma these devils must have, if you tell a lie to a single person, you have bad karma, you use the mass media to lie to millions of people, just think what a black pit in hell you are destined for.

Paging Dr. Astro.

As stated above.....Sucha Fail.

Excerpt:

Scientists Tremble As “Asteroid Army” Hurtles Towards Earth

By: Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Western Subscribers



An unsettling report prepared by the Aerospace Defence Forces (ADF) that is circulating in the Kremlin today appears to show that many scientists are in fear of the potential effects to our solar system of what they term is an “asteroid army” of at least 83 giant space objects due to hurtle past Earth and Mars over the next three months.

According to this report, these giant asteroids appear to have an “intelligent trajectory” not unlike a military formation and is comprised of three waves with 43 of them flying close to Earth in January, 25 in February, and 15 in March.

sorch fail you fucking morons

From the above Link:

"Raising the concerns of these scientists about these giant asteroids, this report continues, was their appearing to slightly alter their orbits this past week..."

yeow.

PHEW!!

[link to www.express.co.uk]


That article claims we are safe!

That scientists state their orbits are safe and they won't hit us!!!!