According to Clint Eastwood the empty chair kicked by Bad Cop in the Lego Movie is actually Obama!!!

CLINT WAS A SURFER FROM ALHAMBRA,CA. MY OLD GIRLFRIEND'S PARENTS WENT TO A.H. SCHOOL WITH HIM. WHEN OLD G.F. WAS A LITTLE GIRL,HER CAT HAD KITTENS. CLINT CAME OVER TO THE HOUSE&SAID ONLY 1 THING."ALL THE KITTENS WILL DIE".SOON AFTER,ALL THE KITTENS DIED.

The Secret Service is probably investigating the incident of alleged assault on Obama in Bricksburg!

Uncle Tony G, interview by Greg Z. and Michael P. back years ago,

said Clint was one of Lucky Luciano's horses.

Lucky had lots of 'em, Marylin was his favorite.

And when she tried to get smart and blackmail JFK/RFK with baby-on-board, well, they had to ice her.

And Lucky never forgave them. Vendetta.

Fake..!.. you know how fucking difficult it is to walk with a lego body in a lego world at a smooth pace without getting fuck stuck all the time..?

I had a lego train set one time, but my dad sabotaged the track by using one of the tracks to mix a pot of paint with. Aaghhhhhh!!!!! bastard..!!!! Tantrum time...!!!!