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REAL DOOM!!!! A Montana Lawmaker Wants To Make It Illegal To Wear Yoga Pants In Public

 
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A Montana Lawmaker Wants To Make It Illegal To Wear Yoga Pants In Public

But they’re so comfy…

If there is one issue that can unite the women of our country during these increasingly tumultuous times, perhaps it is this: A lawmaker in Montana wants to make yoga pants illegal to wear in public.

On Wednesday, state Rep. David Moore (R-Missoula) introduced a bill that would expand the state’s existing indecent exposure laws. In addition to banning all public exposure of nipples, both male and female, the bill would also outlaw any piece of clothing “gives the appearance or simulates” the pelvic area, buttocks, genitals or female nipple, the Associated Press reported — meaning tight-fitting pants that are beige-colored could be included.

Related: These Yoga Pants Know Whether You’re Working Out Hard—Or Not

“Yoga pants should be illegal in public anyway,” the Associated Press reported Moore saying. “I want Montana to be known as a decent state where people can live within the security of laws and protect their children and associates from degrading and indecent practices.”

This isn’t the beloved athletic-ish apparel’s first run-in with authorities in Montana. This fall, a Billings-area principal also banned yoga pants from Skyview High School, the Billings Gazette reported, amending the student handbook to read: “Leggings, jeggings, and tights ARE NOT pants and must be worn with dress code appropriate shorts, skirts, dresses, or pants.”

Related: Can Underwear Make or Break Your Workout?

Sure, yoga pants are no doubt a necessity if you are someone who elects to “om” and can down-dog like it’s nobody’s business. But for everyone else, yoga pants are also an important tie that binds — every woman knows that regardless of age and physique, there is nothing quite as satisfying as wearing a pair of comfy, stretchy pants.

But lest Moore be painted as an absolute villain, his bill also contains a provision that would reduce the sentencing for a third indecent exposure infraction from a $10,000 fine and lifetime imprisonment to a mere $5,000 fine with a maximum of five years of jail time. Oh phew.
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There goes the camel toes..Damn.
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Conservatism making a comeback
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how about first banning pant waistbands that are knee worn
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There goes the camel toes..Damn.
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He must have went to Wal-Mart and saw what cannot be unseen and thought "that does it. Ban'em".
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MAYBE ITLL HAVE THE OPPOSITE EFFECT THE GIRLYS WILL BE LIKE FOOOK U!!! AND THERE WILL BE A GREAT CAMEL TOE YOGA PANTS REBELLION REVOULUTION CAMEL TOE FOR ALL!!!

YOGA PANTS RASCISM!!!
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There goes the camel toes..Damn.
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There goes the camel toes..Damn.
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He must have went to Wal-Mart and saw what cannot be unseen and thought "that does it. Ban'em".
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you mean - your meant to wear pants ??
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Everyone wears them in Vancouver...even those who probably shouldn't be wearing them lol. They ARE so comfortable.
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perfect example of republitards....
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Everyone wears them in Vancouver...even those who probably shouldn't be wearing them lol. They ARE so comfortable.
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On Wednesday, state Rep. David Moore (R-Missoula) introduced a bill that would expand the state’s existing indecent exposure laws. In addition to banning all public exposure of nipples, both male and female, the bill would also outlaw any piece of clothing “gives the appearance or simulates” the pelvic area, buttocks, genitals or female nipple, the Associated Press reported — meaning tight-fitting pants that are beige-colored could be included....

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Damn ... I guess no more MALE Country Music Performers can ever perform again in Montana!! Have you ever seen how tight their jeans are? They show EVERYTHING they are so tight.

Sorry Nashville ... keep your disgusting performers out of Montana.
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On Wednesday, state Rep. David Moore (R-Missoula) introduced a bill that would expand the state’s existing indecent exposure laws. In addition to banning all public exposure of nipples, both male and female, the bill would also outlaw any piece of clothing “gives the appearance or simulates” the pelvic area, buttocks, genitals or female nipple, the Associated Press reported — meaning tight-fitting pants that are beige-colored could be included....

 Quoting: YOGA PANTS RULE 2015!!! 25600153


Damn ... I guess no more MALE Country Music Performers can ever perform again in Montana!! Have you ever seen how tight their jeans are? They show EVERYTHING they are so tight.

Sorry Nashville ... keep your disgusting performers out of Montana.
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ditto some of those guys on the Rodeo Circuit!!
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they cover more than a bikini.
besides, until they ban ass crack on hillbilly men, a person should be able to go about any way they like.
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What a silly man.
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Perhaps women are getting so repulsive and worthless long term that they keep following any trend that make them think they're so special and hawwwt, because men are losing interest. They can't stand being ignored, so pretty soon once enough follow the trend and it gets old, they'll demand to be pretty much naked and we're supposed to praise them for how "empowered" they are...

It's not really the pants, its the attitude that comes with that look, from women that follow the herd and behave like idiot children fawning for attention in their "comfy" pants.
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he is pissed cuz no males wear yoga pants.
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It was actually a complaint from sharia loving muslims.. he has to bend to their will
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That's it - no one has a sense of style.

It's time to ban clothes and go back to wearing burlap sacks.
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That's it - no one has a sense of style.

It's time to ban clothes and go back to wearing burlap sacks.
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how about first banning pant waistbands that are knee worn
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may not be too many sag and draggers in Montana. I have seen more of male butt cracks - 6 inches at least - than we have had snow this winter.

in high schools, the butt cracks often touch the cafeteria seats.
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I have a flesh-tone t-shirt that has one fake male nipple (hairy) sewn onto the right chest.

My question is, will I get life in prison for wearing this?
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A Montana Lawmaker Wants To Make It Illegal To Wear Yoga Pants In Public

But they’re so comfy…

If there is one issue that can unite the women of our country during these increasingly tumultuous times, perhaps it is this: A lawmaker in Montana wants to make yoga pants illegal to wear in public.

On Wednesday, state Rep. David Moore (R-Missoula) introduced a bill that would expand the state’s existing indecent exposure laws. In addition to banning all public exposure of nipples, both male and female, the bill would also outlaw any piece of clothing “gives the appearance or simulates” the pelvic area, buttocks, genitals or female nipple, the Associated Press reported — meaning tight-fitting pants that are beige-colored could be included.

Related: These Yoga Pants Know Whether You’re Working Out Hard—Or Not

“Yoga pants should be illegal in public anyway,” the Associated Press reported Moore saying. “I want Montana to be known as a decent state where people can live within the security of laws and protect their children and associates from degrading and indecent practices.”

This isn’t the beloved athletic-ish apparel’s first run-in with authorities in Montana. This fall, a Billings-area principal also banned yoga pants from Skyview High School, the Billings Gazette reported, amending the student handbook to read: “Leggings, jeggings, and tights ARE NOT pants and must be worn with dress code appropriate shorts, skirts, dresses, or pants.”

Related: Can Underwear Make or Break Your Workout?

Sure, yoga pants are no doubt a necessity if you are someone who elects to “om” and can down-dog like it’s nobody’s business. But for everyone else, yoga pants are also an important tie that binds — every woman knows that regardless of age and physique, there is nothing quite as satisfying as wearing a pair of comfy, stretchy pants.

But lest Moore be painted as an absolute villain, his bill also contains a provision that would reduce the sentencing for a third indecent exposure infraction from a $10,000 fine and lifetime imprisonment to a mere $5,000 fine with a maximum of five years of jail time. Oh phew.
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So then men couldn't go topless either. Ha!!!
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that also bans swimwear, underwear, wet t-shirts, circus performers, ballerinas,etc,etc...
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how about first banning pant waistbands that are knee worn
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may not be too many sag and draggers in Montana. I have seen more of male butt cracks - 6 inches at least - than we have had snow this winter.

in high schools, the butt cracks often touch the cafeteria seats.
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Ewww. This is why I can't allow myself to think about the nastiness of public places. If I did, I'd probably be Bubble Girl.
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I saw a guy last year riding a bicycle. He was at a red light and kind of stood up a little on his bike. The ass on his spandex shorts was MESH! So disgusting.





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