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Lindsey Graham, Hal Lindsey, & Lindsay Lohan walk into a bar

 
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Lindsey Graham, Hal Lindsey, & Lindsay Lohan walk into a bar
Lindsay Lohan leaves drunk with wine
Lindsey Graham leaves drunk with blood
But Hal Lindsey leaves drunk with the waters of spiritual knowledge

Last Edited by loveexists on 02/14/2015 08:05 PM
Because of the very nature OF duality, one must accept as factual duality's transient presence in order to truly comprehend its objective non-existence
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Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Messiah,
Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the head of the Church,
and Baptists don't recognize each other in a bar or at the liquor store.
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You do remember that Hal Lindsay's "word from God" about Y2K was dead fucking wrong, don't you? He is part of TBN, The Bullshit Network. I certainly hope you were joking...
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Don't quit your day job.

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You do remember that Hal Lindsay's "word from God" about Y2K was dead fucking wrong, don't you? He is part of TBN, The Bullshit Network. I certainly hope you were joking...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54423143


hes not completely accurate, but a good deal of what he says is valid and of value.
Because of the very nature OF duality, one must accept as factual duality's transient presence in order to truly comprehend its objective non-existence
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Re: Lindsey Graham, Hal Lindsey, & Lindsay Lohan walk into a bar
Lindsay Lohan leaves drunk with wine
Lindsey Graham leaves drunk with blood
But Hal Lindsey leaves drunk with the waters of spiritual knowledge
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they all come over each other and then ask for spiritual cleansing...the end. See the Ted Haggard Story for reference.
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Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Messiah,
Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the head of the Church,
and Baptists don't recognize each other in a bar or at the liquor store.
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hahahaha
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You do remember that Hal Lindsay's "word from God" about Y2K was dead fucking wrong, don't you? He is part of TBN, The Bullshit Network. I certainly hope you were joking...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54423143


hes not completely accurate, but a good deal of what he says is valid and of value.
 Quoting: loveexists


nope
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Re: Lindsey Graham, Hal Lindsey, & Lindsay Lohan walk into a bar
Which one, OP? I am just curious as to which of these MAJOR contributors to Hal Lindsey's success were "valid" and "of value."

* In The Late, Great Planet Earth, Lindsey predicted that the Soviet Union would play the role of antagonist during the End Times. The Soviet Union collapsed in 1991, forcing him to change his End Times antagonist to radical Islam.

* He also said that hippies, rock music, and drugs were part of a diabolical rising tide of immorality, and demonstrated that the end of the world must surely be nigh.

* In 1980, Lindsey published The 1980s: Countdown to Armageddon, making the prediction that a pre-tribulational rapture would take place in 1981, seven years before Israelís fortieth anniversary as a reestablished nation, because the founding of Israel set off a "prophetic clock" which committed Jesus to wrap things up within a "generation" (i.e. 40 years). When Jesus didn't return in 1981 or 1988, he said that a generation could be 70 years, so Jesus should return before 2018.

* In Facing Millennial Midnight: The Y2K Crisis Confronting America and the World, Lindsey predicted widespread confusion and panic over the Y2K crisis, seven years before the 40th anniversary of the capture of Jerusalem by the Israelis, which was the event which really started the prophetic clock ticking all along. Of course, Y2K was a bust, and 2007 passed without Armageddon happening, so we're back to the 70 year generation idea. So maybe 2018, but 2037 for sure.

and my personal favorite:

* He went on to become a major promoter of the Satanic Panic and Satanic ritual abuse myths in the 1980s, most notably when he championed the fraudulent "testimony" of serial fake-victim storyteller Lauren Stratford.

[link to rationalwiki.org]

WHICH ONE?
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Which one, OP? I am just curious as to which of these MAJOR contributors to Hal Lindsey's success were "valid" and "of value."

* In The Late, Great Planet Earth, Lindsey predicted that the Soviet Union would play the role of antagonist during the End Times. The Soviet Union collapsed in 1991, forcing him to change his End Times antagonist to radical Islam.

* He also said that hippies, rock music, and drugs were part of a diabolical rising tide of immorality, and demonstrated that the end of the world must surely be nigh.

* In 1980, Lindsey published The 1980s: Countdown to Armageddon, making the prediction that a pre-tribulational rapture would take place in 1981, seven years before Israelís fortieth anniversary as a reestablished nation, because the founding of Israel set off a "prophetic clock" which committed Jesus to wrap things up within a "generation" (i.e. 40 years). When Jesus didn't return in 1981 or 1988, he said that a generation could be 70 years, so Jesus should return before 2018.

* In Facing Millennial Midnight: The Y2K Crisis Confronting America and the World, Lindsey predicted widespread confusion and panic over the Y2K crisis, seven years before the 40th anniversary of the capture of Jerusalem by the Israelis, which was the event which really started the prophetic clock ticking all along. Of course, Y2K was a bust, and 2007 passed without Armageddon happening, so we're back to the 70 year generation idea. So maybe 2018, but 2037 for sure.

and my personal favorite:

* He went on to become a major promoter of the Satanic Panic and Satanic ritual abuse myths in the 1980s, most notably when he championed the fraudulent "testimony" of serial fake-victim storyteller Lauren Stratford.

[link to rationalwiki.org]

WHICH ONE?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54423143


First off, rational wiki is one of the most propaganda-laden sites there is. Just check out their article on GLP for example. Complete sheeple-talk. Now to address your points, Russia WILL be assigned the role of the leader of the forces opposing america and the west during orchestrated war world war iii. not the soviet union in name but the same country albeit under a different political state, which is pretty much different only in name. there doesnt just have to be one group opposing the west during wwiii, both the islamists and russia will ally, hal lindsey simply spoke of both of them as leaders of the faction in wwiii fighting the west.
the counter-culturual movement WAS used to devalue morality and spread sexual perversion and sin, and it certainly hastened the world's march to armageddon
pre-tribulation rapture is false doctrine, one of several false doctrines hal lindsey endorses (along with his belief that the israeli government is blameless) and his dates are off, but again, not everything he said was accurate. he, like most theologians/philosophers/religious figures, held several inaccurate ideologies. this is no way nullifies his entire message.
satanic ritual abuse is a very real part of this current earth age and i am sorry the sick fucks at rational wiki think its a joke or funnny

Last Edited by loveexists on 02/14/2015 10:35 PM
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